KotM NOMINATION

For:
* Endless lames of all manner
* High-fiving each other for laming abilities
* Welcoming and slurping award-winning kooks
* Desperation for any help in their titanic struggle against
the "coffee boys"
* Kooky pseudoscientific technobabble
* Remaining steadfast in said technobabble even after legion
errors are pointed out
* Abject ignorance about freshman and sophomore-level science
* Abject ignorance about their ignorance (metacognitive deficit)
* Blaming mainstream science and scientists for not promoting
their preconceived notions of how the universe should work
* Pounding square pegs into round holes
* Kooky saucerhead rescue religion
* Whining about off-topic posting while posting reams of dreck
of zero relation to astronomy
* Whining about most anything
* Endless chicken little clucking about impending doom due
to weather
* Endless threads titled: "More Troubling Planetary News"

I nominate the alt.astronomy saucerheads for Kook of the Month for
April 2006.

Any seconds?

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The evidence:

A sampling of the past week's (or so) fun and frolic produced by these
profound elite earth space pseudoscience lamers (I realize this is a
long list of evidence, but the subject is quite broad):

Exhibit A:
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--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief