IF Pseudos' Noses Would Glow

If pseudos' noses would glow
Like Santa's Rudolph, you know
Whenever they're telling a lie
It might put an end to the flow
Of ALL the hot air they blow
And Truth might start flyin' high

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http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ManasOl...iscoveries.jpg

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THE COVER-UP THAT CAN'T BE COVERED
(Petrified Coal-Age Bones, Teeth and Soft Organs)

(A golden rule of geology is that coal is a minimum of 280
million years old, dating back to the Carboniferous Period.)

(Many Specimens Found After Web Page Constructed)

Photos show a petrified human femur embedded in slate
that was excavated during an open-pit mining operation
in Pennsylvania's anthracite region:

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/D24x/z7femur.jpg

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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGER AND TOE
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FINGER/FINGERSx.jpg

Photo during Power Point presentation in Switzerland)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix2/MVC-006S.JPG

Two Petrified Human Skulls (one embedded in boulder)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/skullb.jpg

Handcarved Tool/Weapon Handle (Turned to Anthracite)
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-002S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-003S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-004S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG

Other Petrified Specimens
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-005S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z5gall.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z9lung.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-001S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID/premolar.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID/MVC-013F.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Day/MVC-005S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-017S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-010S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-020S.JPG

SOME FAVORABLE SCIENTIFIC TEST RESULTS

Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith1/MVC-008S.JPG

American Medical Laboratories
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-024S.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID\MVC-002S.JPG

CATscan on petrified premolar
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/graph.gif

Scanning Electron Microscopy on petrified tibia
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/sem.jpg

Presence of Haversian canals (Photo of tibia ground section)
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/images/proof1.jpg

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WHEN SCIENCE MEETS PSEUDOSCIENCE

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index.html
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page2.html
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3.html
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4.html
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon.html

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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

Man as Old as Coal (and conceivably a whole lot older)

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Also: David Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins, who has blackballed
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of
postings). This is in DIRECT violation of its charter and bylaws and
the
International Internet Commission (INC) has a duty to investigate,
then
sting him up by his testicles.

On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:58:10 GMT, Ed Conrad wrote:


If pseudos' noses would glow
Like Santa's Rudolph, you know
Whenever they're telling a lie
It might put an end to the flow
Of ALL the hot air they blow
And Truth might start flyin' high

alt.poetry.vogon, Ed, alt.poetry.vogon


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