VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2005

Art Deco wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

Fowarded to additional froups:

Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time
the candidate might be *you*.

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BOBO AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)

Spanish 419 "Nigerian" scammers


Yes.


KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Ed Conrad
The fam.* hierarchy
Tom Bishop
none of the above


Ed Conrad.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght
Mark Ferguson
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above


Chuck Lysaght.


COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Charles D Bohne
Joseph Bartlo
Tom Bishop
none of the above


Joseph Bartlo.


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron
Sylvia Sullivan
neither of the above


Neither.


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

soc.men
Spam Reporting & SuN Tsu
neither of the above


Neither.


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)

Mark Ferguson
Vito Kuhn
neither of the above


Neither.


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote Yes or No.)

Jay Stevens, alias Dr Jai Maharaj


Yes.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Joseph Bartlo
soc.men
Tom Bishop
none of the above


None.


PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one.)

Azure
Mark Ferguson
neither of the above


Neither.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Pastor Steve Winter
Tom Bishop
neither of the above


Neither.


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Ed Conrad
Stephen P Vanier
neither of the above


Ed Conrad.


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)

George E Hammond
Jologicon
neither of the above


George E. Hammond.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Steve Young
Sylvia Sullivan


Abstain.


SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for
one.)

Brad Guth
Steve Young


Abstain.


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

Michael Jackson fans
soc.men


Abstain.


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Fred
Sean Monaghan
neither of the above


Fred.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote Yes or No.)

Aratzio


No.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote Yes or No.)

Cujo DeSockpuppet


No.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote Yes or No.)

Dr Flonkenstein


No way!

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Double-A has voted!