PROOF AUK AWARDS ARE FOR RETALIATION-was-WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards

corinne wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to the saucerheads and science kooks:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*ahem*


KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!

Steve Young, alias George Preddy . . 19
Brad Guth . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16
SuN Tsu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 3

Congratulations, Or-vile! I wonder how soon you'll be earning yourself=
a
Bobo Award?


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!

Yes . . 36
No . . 3

Congratulations, Georgie Girl! You'd obviously believe black was white=
if
somebody told you so on Usenet.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... VITO KUHN!

Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
Tom Bishop, alias Joy Twit****re . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . 7

Congratulations, Frito! May I take this opportunity to request the
creation of fam.pineapples on your esteeemed new server?


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!

Alexa Cameron, alias Plutonium 238 . . 31
Tom Potter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . 3

Congratulations, Alexa! I expecially liked the way you "proved" your
latest theory by citing a website that happened to contain a phrase yo=
u'd
used.

Hi, Perplexa!


BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... RAVING LOONIE!

Yes . . 26
No . . 4

Congratulations, saucerhead! Fortunately, in space no-one can smell you
stinking.

Well done, fanboi.


GOLDEN KILLFILE

The winner is... ROBERT WOLFE!

Yes . . 29
No . . 5

Congratulations, Mop Jockey! I forsee a long "Who?" cascade here.


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD

The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!

Yes . . 33
No . . 6

Congratulations, Alexa! It takes a special kind of loser to claim vict=
ory
solely on the grounds that her opponents are all allegedly about to di=
e -
especially when they're still alive years later.

Hi, Perplexa!


TAR & FEATHERS

The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!

Yes . . 31
No . . 6

Congratulations, Psylvia! What pstupidity! What psenselessness!

HI, PSYLVIA!


UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

Brad Guth . . . . . . . 20
SuN Tsu . . . . . . . . 13
neither of the above . . 9

Congratulations, Guthball! Have you ever posted anything that didn't c=
ause
your readers' eyes to glaze over within the first 50 lines?

By posting this inflammatory statement, the FNVW is obviously an
incest-cloned borg with Jewish/MI5/CIA leanings.


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD

A 2/3 majority is required to win Yes/No votes, so harmonybrenda will =
have
to try harder next time.

Yes . . 13
No . . 9


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... STEVE YOUNG!

Steve Young, alias George Preddy . . 22
Tom Bishop, alias Joy Twit****re . . 15

Congratulations, Boreville! Whine some more about how you weren't *rea=
lly*
trolled.


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... THE WACKO JACKO FANS!

Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . 24
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . . . 12

Congratulations, F'loons! Please don't beget any children together.

They are a juggernaut of kookery!


HAMMER OF THOR

The winner is... ROSS!

Yes . . 34
No . . 3

Congratulations to the scourge of the digestors and the faux-godly!


This concludes the results of the June ballot. 45 ballot papers were
received, and all were counted. The next ballot is due to appear on Au=
gust
1st. Au revoir!
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THE FOLLOWING POST WAS MADE BY CHADWICK STONE, JUST ONE OF HUNDREDS OF
PSYCHOTIC USENET CYBER-STALKERS. AS YOU CAN SEE, STONE IS IN A "RAGE
AND WANTS TO RETALIATE"...HOW?

MORE PHONEY AUK AWARDS THAT ARE USED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE TO RETALIATE
AGAINST ANYONE WHO PROTESTS THEIR ILLEGAL AND "INTENTIONAL ACTS" OF
CYBER STALKING AND HARASSMENT.
--
GET UNITED AND FIGHT BY PASTING THE BELOW URLS IN YOUR SIGNATURE AND
SEND IT ON TO OTHER USENET GROUPS AND NOTE WHICH ONES YOU SENT THEM TO.


PLEASE VOTE FOR 1-3 PEOPLE IN YOUR GROUP "THAT YOU TRUST" TO REPRESENT
"YOUR GROUP" AND POST THEIR NAMES IN YOUR GROUP UNDER SUBJECT: "OUR
REPS TO STOP USENET GANGS".

I WILL BE CHECKING YOUR GROUP NEXT MONDAY TO SEE WHO YOU ELECTED TO
HELP ME "EARN A SEAT AT THE "ARBOR ALLIANCE" TO REPRESENT THE
"LEGITIMATE USERS OF THE USENET", IF YOU INDEED WANT TO TAKE ACTION.
THANK YOU, SYLVIA SULLIVAN
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Newsgroups: alt.culture.alaska, alt.usenet.kooks, rec.woodworking,
alt.fan.art-bell

From: "corinne"
Date: 11 Jul 2005 16:10:07 -0700Local: Mon,Jul 11 2005 7:10?pm
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Subject: PSYCHO-STONE RAGES & DEMANDS MORE KOOK AWARDS-was-Got ILK
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corinne wrote:
Chadwick Stone? wrote:
X-No-Archive: YES
Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony

"Aratzio" wrote:
On 11 Jul 2005 20:33:03 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
got double secret probation
because:
"Carl Wilson" wrote:
On 10 Jul 2005 05:20:40 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote the following in
alt.fan.art-bell:
{snip}
Part of me was wondering if someone made barbecued
pork chops out
of you on the 4th of July, swine.
What a wonderful job of witnessing to the masses Vito.
God must be ****ing his pants with joy.
I said "WONDERING", not "HOPING". Of course, immature
little fools like you have nothing better to do than
twist people's words and harass decent people online.
So fantasizing that someone, that makes fun of you
online, is tortured slowly over a BBQ and then
announcing your fantasy online is somehow *christian*?
Well, if it isn't the miscreant that has every line from
The Three Stooges memorized. Thank you for proving my
point.
He proved a point, alright, he proved that you're not a Christian, th=
e irony
being that you did all the work.
--
STONE:
(1) AUK needs a "Hypocrite of the Month" award just for assholes like =
you,
---
RESPONSE:
WHAT A RAGING MELT-DOWN STONE...HAVE YOU FINALLY HIT THE WALL?
THE FACT THAT YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DAMN LIAR AND HYPOCRITE ON USENET HAS
BEEN PROVED A THOUSAND TIMES OVER, "OH GREAT NETCITIZEN"...YOU HAVE
VIOLATED ALL OF USENET RULES AND POLICIES AS WELL AS THE MAJORITY OF
ALL OF THE ISPS'.
YOU ARE A MALICIOUS PSYCHO THAT NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP.
(2) and a
corresponding HotY award to pick the biggest asshold of the year -
--
RESPONSE:
YOU HAVE NOW "DOCUMENTED" THAT THE AUK AWARDS ARE FOR NO OTHER PURPOSE
THEN "ILLEGAL HARASSMENT AND ABUSE", I.E. THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE
NOMINATED FOR THESE AWARDS ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROTESTED YOU AND YOUR
GANG MEMBERS STALKING; ATTACKS AND INVASIONS.
ALL NICELY NOTED FOR THE "ARBOR ALLIANCE" FOR THEIR WORLD-WIDE ISP
AGREEMENT TO ELIMINATE AUK AND THE OTHER GANG DOMAINS FROM THEIR
SERVERS.
(SNIPPED THE REST OF YOUR SO-CALLED FOAM AND HATE SPEW)

NOTE: I REPLACED YOUR LOONEY-TUNE SIG WITH ONE WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY AP=
PROPRIATE AND RELEVANT FOR "YOU",CHADWICK STONE,"USENET'S BIGGEST PSYCHO-KO=
OK". &;D
-----
Chadwick Stone?
IS REALLY A CERTIFIABLE PSYCHOTIC-CYBER-STALKER:
-------------------------
FOR LEGITIMATE USENET USERS: HERE ARE THE 3 URLS TO PUT IN YOUR
SIGNATURE SPACE.

(1) Subject:Antisocial personality disorder and the serial bully
http://www.bullyonline.org/wor kbully/apd.htm

(2) THE USENET DEATH PENALTY (UDP) FOR ISP/READER ADMINISTRATORS WHO
"CAN" ELIMINATE THESE GANGS IF YOU START DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THEM:
http://www.stopspam.org/faqs/u dp.html

(3) THE "ARBOR ALLIANCE" WHO'S MEMBERS YOU WANT TO IMMEDIATELY ENFORCE
THE "UDP" AND WANT "YOUR ISP" TO JOIN, AS WELL AS YOU WANT USENET USERS
TO BE "AT THE TABLE
FOR DISCUSSIONS". YOU PAY FOR THESE SERVICES, IT'S TIME TO USE YOUR
POWER OF THE DOLLAR TO GAIN ACCESS IN "USENET REFORM", WHICH THEY ARE
DOING "RIGHT NOW".

CONTACT THEM AT THIS URL AND SEND THEM STONE'S POST
TO SHOW THE ABUSE THAT JUST "ONE" OF THESE PSYCHO-GANG MEMBERS SPEW:
http://www.arbor.net/fingerpri nt-sharing-alliance.php

I support you in your efforts. I shall be away for about a week and
will pick up the thread(s) at that time.

I also suggest that you post this in rec.music.classical. I have set
the follow up for there as well.

Is Art Deco also ' Chadwick Stone=A9 ' ?

Sincerely RL