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Old July 9th 14, 12:11 PM posted to sci.astro
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Default Yes, Virginia, we have no bananas

CRIME IN RHYME

Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested

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http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/r...82/ape****.jpg

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Never in the history of History has as much physical
evidence existed to debunk and destroy a scientific
theory.

But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning
the theory of the evolution of man.

The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified
bones, teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN --
between coal veins has proven that Charles Darwin's
fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the papyrus
it was written on.

It means that man, in almost our present form, had
existed while -- or perhaps even before -- anthracite
was formed, and the most golden rule of geology is
that coal is at least 280 million years old.

Therefore, incredible discoveries between coal veins
offer the undeniable evidence that the majority of
evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists
are as phony as a $3 bill.

They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental
conspiracy against mankind.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/in.../quotesnew.gif

http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif

WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg

State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via human comparative
anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some cases, other
relative components.

This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed
Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons
wearing the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg

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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg

The really scary part in all of this is how the bones,
teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.

It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals
that existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in
a mind-boggling catastrophe.

Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts
that I've discovered thousands upon thousands of
petrified remains of man and animals is a fraud and
a phony.

The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
paleontology, geology, physics and atheism -- to mention
just a few -- in America's universities.

I can ask "Why?" But I don't, since I have long known why
this hoax has long been perpetrated against mankind.

It boils down to the protection of vested interests.
The Scoundrels of Science are fully aware that siding with
Truth can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative
salaries and their cushy positions in society.

God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling
lie has gone on and on and on.

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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com

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Oh, you want more? Okay!

HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
(Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

The following photos were taken while the human skull in the
boulder was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin,
Germany.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg

=======================

Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing
has confirmed that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries
are NEITHER ROCKS NOR CONCRETIONS But fossils of creatures
that once lived, quite a few of them human.

They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals
(the tell-tale sign of bone), CAT-scans, and SEM (scanning
electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.

And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman,
one of the world's foremost human anatomists and author
f the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine,"
had personally examined and tested one of the discoveries
and concluded that it INDEED is a calvarium, a human skull
with the eye sockets broken off.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."

-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
(after confirming fossil is a human skull)

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...krogwskull.jpg

Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were
tested by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
- considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in
the world -- which documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.

AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of the
key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography,
the presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final
Report" authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of
laboratories.

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Please don't follow Ed Conrad on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/Haili517

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PHONIER THAN A $3 BILL
The Smithsonian
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeo-anthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel
Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford UnIversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison

Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology

UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society

INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
 




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