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Old July 9th 14, 08:24 PM posted to sci.astro
Brad Guth[_3_]
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Default Yes, Virginia, we have no bananas

On Wednesday, July 9, 2014 4:11:34 AM UTC-7, JUST TRUTH wrote:
CRIME IN RHYME



Evolutionists, their interests so vested

And Poor Truth, for too long molested.

Their deceit and deception

Near the point of perfection

If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested



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http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/r...82/ape****.jpg



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Never in the history of History has as much physical

evidence existed to debunk and destroy a scientific

theory.



But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning

the theory of the evolution of man.



The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified

bones, teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN --

between coal veins has proven that Charles Darwin's

fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the papyrus

it was written on.



It means that man, in almost our present form, had

existed while -- or perhaps even before -- anthracite

was formed, and the most golden rule of geology is

that coal is at least 280 million years old.



Therefore, incredible discoveries between coal veins

offer the undeniable evidence that the majority of

evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists

are as phony as a $3 bill.



They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental

conspiracy against mankind.



http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/in.../quotesnew.gif



http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif



WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE



http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg



State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories

revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing

a distinct resemblance to human bones via human comparative

anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some cases, other

relative components.



This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed

Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons

wearing the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.



http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg



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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS

-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS



http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg



The really scary part in all of this is how the bones,

teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.



It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals

that existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in

a mind-boggling catastrophe.



Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts

that I've discovered thousands upon thousands of

petrified remains of man and animals is a fraud and

a phony.



The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian

Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard

University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,

the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of

Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,

paleontology, geology, physics and atheism -- to mention

just a few -- in America's universities.



I can ask "Why?" But I don't, since I have long known why

this hoax has long been perpetrated against mankind.



It boils down to the protection of vested interests.

The Scoundrels of Science are fully aware that siding with

Truth can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative

salaries and their cushy positions in society.



God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling

lie has gone on and on and on.



======================



PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS

-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS



http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg



http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg



MAN AS OLD AS COAL

http://www.edconrad.com



========================



Oh, you want more? Okay!



HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER

(Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)



http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg



http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg



http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg



The following photos were taken while the human skull in the

boulder was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin,

Germany.



http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg



=======================



Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing

has confirmed that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries

are NEITHER ROCKS NOR CONCRETIONS But fossils of creatures

that once lived, quite a few of them human.



They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals

(the tell-tale sign of bone), CAT-scans, and SEM (scanning

electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.



And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman,

one of the world's foremost human anatomists and author

f the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine,"

had personally examined and tested one of the discoveries

and concluded that it INDEED is a calvarium, a human skull

with the eye sockets broken off.



http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg



"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.

I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST

HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."



-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague

(after confirming fossil is a human skull)



http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...krogwskull.jpg



Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were

tested by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.

- considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in

the world -- which documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.



AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of the

key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography,

the presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final

Report" authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of

laboratories.



========



Please don't follow Ed Conrad on Twitter.



https://twitter.com/Haili517



==============



PHONIER THAN A $3 BILL

The Smithsonian

American Anthropological Association

American Association of Physical Anthropologists

American Board of Forensic Anthropology

American Society of Primatologists

American Academy of Forensic Sciences

The British Academy

Institute of Human Origins

The Leakey Foundation

Palaeo-anthropology Society

University Departments (Brainwashing101)

Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona

School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of

Anthropology) Arizona State University

Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley

Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles

Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego

Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)

Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago

Department of Anthropology, Columbia University

Department of Anthropology, Cornell University

Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY

Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University

Department of Anthropology, University of Florida

Department of Anthropology, Harvard University

Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois

Anthropology Department, Indiana University

Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University

Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan

Department of Anthropology, New York University

Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel

Hill

Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania

Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh

Department of Anthropology, Princeton University

Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)

Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford UnIversity

Department of Anthropology, University of Texas

Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia

Department of Anthropology, University of Washington

Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison



Archaeological Institute of America

Association for Feminist Anthropology

Association of Black Anthropologists

Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists

Human Biology Association

Paleoanthropology Society

Society for American Archaeology

Society for Historical Archaeology

Society for Archaeological Sciences

Society for Applied Anthropology

Society for Economic Anthropology

Society for Ethnomusicology



UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)

Northeastern Anthropological Association

Eastern States Archaeological Federation

Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology

Archaeological Society of Connecticut

Maine Archaeological Society

Massachusetts Archaeological Society

New Hampshire Archeological Society

New York State Archaeological Association

Vermont Archaeological Society



INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS

International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences

Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association

Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie

Canadian Archaeological Association

Canadian Anthropology Society

Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)

Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth

European Association of Social Anthropologists

Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand

Council for British Archaeology

Society for Industrial Archaeology

Society of Africanist Archaeologists


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