VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007

On Apr 1, 7:13 am, Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
of notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the alt.astronomy saucerheads:

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:



Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Neither of the above
Abstain

Nightbat.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Brad Guth
Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain

Brad Guth


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mittas Mother
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain

What the hell? Alaska? I should check this **** out.


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

Nightbaaaat.


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Matt Giwer
Roy "Tristan" Hauer
Neither of the above
Abstain


Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
Hagar
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain


Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain

Abstain


TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Phil Allison
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Bill Sheppard
Jeff Relf
Neither of the above
Abstain

Jeff Relf


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

Abstain


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
YES
NO
Abstain

YES


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Nukleus/Bloxy
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain


TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Catherine Burr
Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Dustin Cook
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
None of the above
Abstain

Nightbat


UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Andre Lievin
YES
NO
Abstain

YES


GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Walter Mautner
Warhol
Neither of the above
Abstain


Abstain

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary "flatfish" Stewart
YES
NO
Abstain

Abstain


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain


HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Charlotte L. Blackmer
Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
Wally Anglesea
None of the above
Abstain

Abstain


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
Abstain

Painius


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)

Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
PorchMonkey4Life
Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
Abstain

Abstain


KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Azure
Abstain

Abstain


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

news.groups.proposals
The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
Abstain

news.groups.proposals


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