Tic Toc Tic Toc Tic Toc...

As you must've heard, Ed Conrad has died -- Thank
Heaven! -- and, rather amazingly, has gone to heaven.

As Ed stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw
a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all
those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie. the hands on your
clock will move."

"Oh," said Ed, pointing to one in particular. "Whose clock
is that?"

"Why, that's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a single lie. "

"Incredible!" said Ed. "And whose clock is that?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies
in his entire life."

"And where's the anthropologists' clock?" asked Ed.

"Oh, it's in God's office," responded S./ Peter. " He's using it
as a ceiling fan."

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Ed Conrad wrote:


As you must've heard, Ed Conrad has died -- Thank
Heaven! -- and, rather amazingly, has gone to heaven.

As Ed stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw
a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all
those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie. the hands on your
clock will move."

Ed's clock hands must have been spinning like a fan - didn't he say he was
like going all Unibomber and **** and holing away in some cabin with no
internet access?


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Kim
http://thedarwinexception.wordpress.com
*Since I can't afford to drive a bright yellow Hummer, I'm going to get a
big flashing sign for my car that says, "I'm in serious need of your
attention!" (Bernie Spencer)*

Kim wrote:
Ed Conrad wrote:


As you must've heard, Ed Conrad has died -- Thank
Heaven! -- and, rather amazingly, has gone to heaven.

As Ed stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw
a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all
those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie. the hands on your
clock will move."

Ed's clock hands must have been spinning like a fan - didn't he say he was
like going all Unibomber and **** and holing away in some cabin with no
internet access?

Ed's problem isn't lying. Ed's problem is that his hands are always on
own his clock. But he spells it without the "L".