GOD BLISS AMERICA -- Ed Conrad Finally Packing It In. -- Petrified Photos Now on Sale ... Be Sure to Order Your's Today! .

Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
Lend Me Your Earlobes...

At long last, I have made a decision to pack it in
as professor emeritus -- and former chairman --
of the anthropology department at Penn State
University.

I have purchased a small farmhouse in central
Montana where I'll be out of touch by telephone
and computer, and where even a homing pigeon
won't be able to find me.

David Iain Greig, genial moderator of talk.origins,
is the only one I've given my new address to, and
he assures me he won't give it out.

Meanwhile, may the souls of my dead and brain-dead
"colleagues" finally rest in peace. Let their lame-brain
theory of the evolution of man forever live on.

BUT THE FACT IS: MAN AS OLD AS COAL

==============================

P.S. Since I'm out of the business confirming that
Darwin's Theory of Evolution is nothing but a pipe
dream, none of my fantastic photos of petrified bones,
teeth and soft organs (some human), found between
coal veins, will be available free on the Internet anymore.

I feel sorry for those who hadn't downloaded them
from my Web page or from the News Groups over
the past decade because now they'll have to pay
for copies (only one order per customer).

The photos sell for $15 each or you can take
advantage of our special offer of seven photos for
only $105. Please specify the ones you want.

(Personally autographed photos are $37.50 each
and can be made out to your loved ones for another
$12.50.). All will be sent priority mail costing $5.

All photos are 8x10, packed in hard cardboard like
the sellers do on eBay and suitable for framing.

Photographs can be only ordered by phoning
570-773-2182 for the next two-three weeks before
I head West.

Once I move to Montana, purchases can only be made
by contacting Greig at talk.origins. However, later they
will be sold on QVS in time to be used as Christmas gifts..

Ed Conrad
Emeritus Chairman, Department of Anthropology
Penn State University

See:
http://www.psu.edu/

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All Purchases Come with a Free Video
-- The Very 'First Man on the Moon' --

http://www.gaiaguys.net/moontruth.htm

AND

A President George W. Bush Commemorative Coin

http://www.president-bush.com/pinocchio-bush.jpg

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NOTE: An autographed photo of my petrified skull will be
presented to Penn State football coach Joe Paterno during
halftime of its game with Michigan State on ABC on Nov. 18.

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Ed Conrad wrote:

Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
Lend Me Your Earlobes...

At long last, I have made a decision to pack it in
as professor emeritus -- and former chairman --
of the anthropology department at Penn State
University.

I have purchased a small farmhouse in central
Montana where I'll be out of touch by telephone
and computer, and where even a homing pigeon
won't be able to find me.

David Iain Greig, genial moderator of talk.origins,
is the only one I've given my new address to, and
he assures me he won't give it out.

Meanwhile, may the souls of my dead and brain-dead
"colleagues" finally rest in peace. Let their lame-brain
theory of the evolution of man forever live on.

BUT THE FACT IS: MAN AS OLD AS COAL

==============================

P.S. Since I'm out of the business confirming that
Darwin's Theory of Evolution is nothing but a pipe
dream, none of my fantastic photos of petrified bones,
teeth and soft organs (some human), found between
coal veins, will be available free on the Internet anymore.

I feel sorry for those who hadn't downloaded them
from my Web page or from the News Groups over
the past decade because now they'll have to pay
for copies (only one order per customer).

The photos sell for $15 each or you can take
advantage of our special offer of seven photos for
only $105. Please specify the ones you want.

(Personally autographed photos are $37.50 each
and can be made out to your loved ones for another
$12.50.). All will be sent priority mail costing $5.

All photos are 8x10, packed in hard cardboard like
the sellers do on eBay and suitable for framing.

Photographs can be only ordered by phoning
570-773-2182 for the next two-three weeks before
I head West.

Once I move to Montana, purchases can only be made
by contacting Greig at talk.origins. However, later they
will be sold on QVS in time to be used as Christmas gifts..

Ed Conrad
Emeritus Chairman, Department of Anthropology
Penn State University

See:
http://www.psu.edu/

================================

All Purchases Come with a Free Video
-- The Very 'First Man on the Moon' --

http://www.gaiaguys.net/moontruth.htm

AND

A President George W. Bush Commemorative Coin

http://www.president-bush.com/pinocchio-bush.jpg

================================

Troll-O-Meter

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
__________________________________________________ _
| | | | | | | | | | | !
---------------------------------------------------

=========================================

NOTE: An autographed photo of my petrified skull will be
presented to Penn State football coach Joe Paterno during
halftime of its game with Michigan State on ABC on Nov. 18.

==============

(cc) sci.bio.evolution Universe Space Extraterrestrials Hubble
Evolution Intelligent Design Immanuel Velikovsky Al Einstein
Sen. John Kerry Republican 7-11 Democrat Election GOP
Rick Santorum Bob Casey Harrisburg al qaeda Gov. Ed Rendel
Lynn Swann Technology Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater Disney
Federal Express Osama bin Laden President George Bush:
"Mission Accomplished" General Accounting Office GAO Billy
Meier Jon Stewart Moscow Vatican Pope Benedict Jmmanuel
911 Conspiracy Las Vegas Casino Fortune 500 Walmart BBC
Sears Prehistoric Earth Thanksgiving Giving Someone the Bird



Good riddance wacko. The IQ level of Usenet just increased by a mean
score of 5% world wide. It is called Evolution - Survival of the Fittest.

L

On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:42:30 -0400, Loogie
wrote:

Ed Conrad wrote:

Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
Lend Me Your Earlobes...
[snip]
Good riddance wacko. The IQ level of Usenet just increased by a mean
score of 5% world wide. It is called Evolution - Survival of the Fittest.

L
But, if survival of the fittest applies, here, Ed should have
survived longer than any of us. He has thrown more fits than any
of the other posters on this group. ;-)

"Ed Conrad" wrote in message
...

Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
Lend Me Your Earlobes...

At long last, I have made a decision to pack it in
as professor emeritus -- and former chairman --
of the anthropology department at Penn State
University.

Think you'll find a man named Paul Baker fills that position actually:
http://146.186.95.23/baker.html

WE DO HAVE ACCESS TO GOOGLE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!