SOMEWHERE UNDER THE RAINBOW . . .

"Ed Conrad" wrote in message
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| THE SCARECROW:
| "If I only had a brain . . ."
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| THE WIZARD OF OZ:
| "Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre
| commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on
| the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain.
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| "Back where I come from, we have universities, Seats
| of Great Learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
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| "And when they come out, they think deep thoughts, and with
| no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you
| haven't got: A diploma!"
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| THE SCARECROW:
| "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles
| triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Wonderful...
sqrt(a^2) + sqrt(a^2) = sqrt(a^2)
2 = 1
Equilateral triangles are iso--erm... osc... err... what you said, right?
Gimme a diploma.

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