SCREW SCIENTIFIC TRUTH -- Jerkoffs Plan London Howlerfest -- I'll Drink to That

This is an Internet conversation between a group
of jerkoffs who nest together in talk.origins.

Discussing their plans for a London Howlerfest (a
Howlerfest brings brain-dead evolutionists together).

Imagine, your hard-earned tax dollars have helped
fund the educations of these nincompoops and
are financing their scientific efforts.They all ought
to be in straight-jackets.

They wouldn't know the Truth of honest scientific
investigation if they tripped over it.

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The posting:

LONDON HOWLERFEST?

John Wilkins wrote to talk.origins:

Alexander wrote:

Susan S wrote:
In talk.origins I read this message from Matt Silberstein
:

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:59:16 +0100, in talk.origins , Robin Levett
in wrote:

Larry Moran wrote:

On Sun, 24 Sep 2006 23:11:42 +1000,
John Wilkins wrote:
Larry Moran wrote:

[snip]

*Ahem* Downe House... Myers will want to go just so he can say
I'm not the only one... Nice pub in Down, too.

I've convinced him to vist Down House with me.

But it's not in London, is it?

True; although it's in Greater London...

I would argue that Central Park is in Greater (not larger, mind you,
greater) London.

What can we do in London? It sounds
like it might be a very boring place. :-)

In the words of the poet (OK, lexicographer) when a man is tired of
London, he's tired of life. The Mafia school of tourism...

I'm not sure if PZ wants to go to a pub. I've heard that he doesn't
like alcohol or bangers and mash. :-)

You sure it's the same PZ I met in Toronto?

Same one, but he's older, wiser and more sober after meeting you. :-)

Sounds like John in July. OTOH, it may be that he'd forgotten his
Detritus hat.

Meeting John sobered me up.

I was sober before I met John, but you should see me now.

Susan Silberstein

Is Dr John some sort of alcoholic equivalent of a quantum state? You
can tell where he is or how drunk he and colleagues are but never both
at the same time.

No, I'm a deterministic state - meet me and you *will* drink.

That calls for a drink.

Chris

Having another drink never solved a problem...unless your problem was
that you wanted another drink.

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Time for that nonsense but no time WHATSOEVER for this...

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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
(All Specimens Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS...HumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ManasOl...iscoveries.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Evidence/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/ManasOldasCoal.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/TestResults.jpg

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COAL-AGE MAN-MADE HANDLE FOR WEAPON OR TOOL

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg

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Lin Liangtai ) of Taipei, Taiwan,
posted the following to talk.origins on Sat., Sept. 23, 2006.
Ed Conrad had placed the specimen in his possession for testing.

Mr. Ed Conrad's fossil wood has been proven to be man-made.

The wood has been identified by a coal petrographer and a
paleobotanist in Kentucky to be cordaite stem.

The thin sections of the fossil wood's cross section shows
no pith or pith cast. They also show the fossil has no radial
structure of wood (rays and tracheids) in its cross section.

Instead, they show parallel structure of wood (rays and tracheids)
in its cross section.

Anyone who knows a bit about wood knows that the cross section
of natural tree stems shows wood in its radial structure of rays
and tracheids, while a wooden handle's end show parallel structure
of the wood (rays, tracheids,vessels).

The related photos can be seen at:

http://tw.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lin...d1dscd&.src=ph...
http://tw.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lin440315/my_photos

IMAG5969 was taken from the thin section's center while IMAG
5970 was taken from the thin section's top side.

Lin Liangtai
Taipei, Taiwan

PS: Half to go halfway around the earth to find a courageous,
honest scientist.

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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

Man as Old as Coal
(221,500 Hits and Still Counting)