VOTE! alt.fan.art-bell awards, Summer 2006

Art Deco wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Pollster wrote:

By the authority vested in me by the Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in
AFA-B, I present the official ballot for the Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-
bell awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified at the
Pollster's discretion if:

* you are a previous recipient of an alt.fan.art-bell award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AFA-B without crossposting to
AFA-B
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
* you are a notorious ****wit

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted and encouraged.
You have until 23:59:59 EDT on September 3rd to cast your votes.

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ANGSTROM AWARD AND MEDAL (Vote for one.)

Dennis B.
Ed Conrad
Neither of the above
Abstain

Dennis B., the white power kook who can't do 3rd-grade arithmetic.

CHERNOBYL PRIZE (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Raymond Karczewski
Warhol
None of the above
Abstain

Tough one. I'll go Kazoo.

CLEOPATRA AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dr. David Tholen
Alexa Cameron
Neither of the above
Abstain

Tholenator.

DR. POSTMAN'S "STOLEN KIDNEY" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Raymond Karczewski
The Three Stooges of soc.men (connor_a, MCP, and Ken Pangborn)
Neither of the above
Abstain

Kazoo.

ED CONRAD "BRAIN OF STONE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Ben Cramer
Dr. David Tholen
Joseph Bartlo
None of the above
Abstain

All three, please. Barring that, I must go with St. Foamy.

GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION (Vote for one.)

Onideus Mad Hatter
Raymond Karczewski
Dr. David Tholen
None of the above
Abstain

Tholenator.

SIR ROBIN AWARD FOR BRAVERY (Vote for one.)

Joseph Bartlo
Tom "Amadeus Jinn" Bishop
Neither of the above
Abstain

St. Foamy.

STEVE WINTER MEMORIAL "STEAMING MOUND OF HYPOCRISY" (Vote for one.)

Double-A
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
Abstain

Double-A the saucerhead, please.

TINFOIL STAR AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dr. David Tholen
Honest John
Richard Scoville
None of the above
Abstain

Again, all of the above. Alas, I'll take Tholenator.

THICK AS A BRICK AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dr. David Tholen
Mark "an old freind" Morgan
Neither of the above
Abstain

Tholenator.

OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron
Colonel Jake
Raymond Karczewski (incumbent)
None of the above
Abstain

Alexa!

OFFICE OF THE WICKED WITCH (Vote for one.)

PSYLVIA PSULLIVAN (incumbent)
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
Abstain

Kazoo.

OFFICES OF KARCZEWSKI, WOLLMANN, & STAPLETON, ATTOURNEYS AT FLAW
(Vote for one.)

Double-A
Richard Scoville (incumbent)
Neither of the above
Abstain

Another tough choice -- Scoville.

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A fine ballot, well done sir.

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
It's nice to see that you keeping yourself company, Art.

I hope that your summer is going well.

With your diligence to service, maybe you will be the next FNVW?

Regards,

Raving