Second call for nominations, summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards and nominations so far

Friendly Neighborhood Pollster wrote:
Bookman wrote in
:

On Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:23:01 GMT, "Text Medium No. 5"
wrote:

Hail Eris! On Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:01:47 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
Pollster jabbered inanely:

AFA-B Bullies, AUK Kookologists, and other interested posters:

By the authority vested in me by the Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in
AFA-B, I am issuing this call for nominations for the Summer 2006
alt.fan.art-bell awards. I will be accepting nominations until
23:59:59 GMT, August 29th.

This is an error, for which I apologize. I meant August 27th, which is
a Sunday. I can then post the ballot that night, have a week for voting,
and get the ballot out before Labor Day. That way, I can legitimately
claim that it is indeed a summer ballot!

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Following are the award categories and those nominated for the
awards and offices, along with the status of their nominations.

ANGSTROM AWARD AND MEDAL

Dennis B. (needs second)
Ed Conrad (accepted)

Dennis is seconded!

Nomination of the White Supremacist Eugeneticist accepted.

CLEOPATRA AWARD

Dr. David Tholen (accepted)

For teh Queen of DeNile, I nominate Alexa "Who?" Cameron.

Seconds?

Seconded.

Alexa's nomination accepted and alt.alien.visitors added so she can see
her recognition.

DR. POSTMAN'S "STOLEN KIDNEY" AWARD

s Double-A (accepted)/s

This is a "misprint" for which I apologize. I copied and pasted Double-
A's nym once too many times. This entry is now striken. Besides,
Double-A is not a paranoid, just a crank scientist and kooky legal
theorist. (alt.astronomy added so Double-A can gloat/foam/meltdown as he
chooses.)

Therefore, Kazoo is now running unopposed. Are there any other paranoid
candidates worth nominating to run against the Living Sovereign Christ?

Raymond Karczewski (accepted)

ED CONRAD "BRAIN OF STONE" AWARD

Dr. David Tholen (accepted)

Oh, that can only be Mr wfh_jr himself! I so nominate Teh Outer
Filth.

Who?

Despite Snarky's best efforts to troll any of the Outer Filth trio of
rec.music.classical.recordings into AFA-B, they didn't bite. Darn.

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GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION

Raymond Karczewski (accepted)

Kazoo needs to earn this one properly. I nominate Classic "oar pin"
Tholenator!

Seconds?

If I'm still eligible, count me in.

Sure, you're eligible. After all, it is by your authority that I'm
doing Fluffy's work on AFA-B.

And, yes, Tholen projects, as he shows ample evidence of having
attribution problems, reading comprehension problems, and lack of
responses.

Nomination accepted.

SIR ROBIN AWARD FOR BRAVERY

Tom "Amadeus Jinn" Bishop (needs second)

Seconded!

Thank you! I was beginning to think that Tosser would never get on the
ballot. Accepted!

RAP added so Tosser can lame and run away again.

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THICK AS A BRICK AWARD

Dr. David Tholen (accepted)

That one absolutely must go to Mark "an old friend"/"cease and desist"
Morgan. So nominated.

Seconds?

Has he poasted to AFAB?

Yes. And he is lame. It also helped that Snarky poasted a good
argument in favor of his nomination. If this nomination is seconded,
I'll accept it. I'm adding rec.radio.cb so Mark can tell me to cease
and desist and DrDeath can have a chance to second, should he choose.

OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE

Alexa (needs second)
Colonel Jake (accepted)
Raymond Karczewski (incumbent)

Alexa is seconded.

And her nomination is accepted.

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This nominations form hace been APPROVED!

Thank you!

ESL!

^_^
--
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As of 2:30 am, August 26th, 2006

Official Alt.Usenet.Kooks FAQ - 2006

[Nominations for June 2006]

SFA.

You are ...

.... Too lame.
.... Too compassionate.
.... Too full of hypocritical bull****.

But you sure enjoy making people's lives, hell.

Go boss around the ladies at alt.sewing you foolish windbag.

Buzz off, git.