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#1
July 11th 06, 01:07 AM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
Forwarded to sci froups:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time! -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a 'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared ****less." -- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain 
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#2
July 11th 06, 01:31 AM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to sci froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time! -- What's the matter, Art? Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again? Double-A
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#3
July 11th 06, 04:40 AM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
Double-A wrote:
Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to sci froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time! -- What's the matter, Art? Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems? Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again? Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement: Kook of the Month Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted -- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime. Coward of the Month Charles D Bohne Art Deco Chadwick Stone Accepted -- beaten by a socmans by two votes, I'll take that anyday. The socmans, if you will recall, are why y'all saucerheads weren't able to win MoCJ. BTW, Chuckweasel, when does my international order of punishment come through the pipeline? Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award nightbat Art Deco Kali Accepted -- squashed by Chung, with most of the other votes going to a nazicoward. You should know them quite well, you gave a notorious one a home with hot food. I'm sure there'll be lots of opportunities for the saucerheads to shine on future ballots. Chu*k is still a Pleiadian saucerhead coward, warslime is still spewing his froth, frootbat is still frooty, and you are still a cowardly whiner afraid of the outside world and reality. Double-A [cowardly froup sneckage defeated again] -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a 'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared ****less." -- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain
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#4
July 11th 06, 05:30 AM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
"Art Deco" wrote in message ... Double-A wrote: Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to sci froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time! -- What's the matter, Art? Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems? Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again? Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement: Kook of the Month Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted -- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime. What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it would be Warhobbit. George
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#5
July 12th 06, 02:14 AM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
George wrote:
"Art Deco" wrote in message ... Double-A wrote: Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to sci froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time! -- What's the matter, Art? Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems? Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again? Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement: Kook of the Month Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted -- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime. What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it would be Warhobbit. He can always be renominated -- not all kooks are opening-month smash successes like Chung the Fraud or Clockbrain. -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a 'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared ****less." -- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain
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#6
July 12th 06, 05:49 AM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
"Art Deco" wrote in message ... George wrote: "Art Deco" wrote in message ... Double-A wrote: Art Deco wrote: Forwarded to sci froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of 53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time! -- What's the matter, Art? Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems? Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again? Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement: Kook of the Month Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted -- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime. What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it would be Warhobbit. He can always be renominated -- not all kooks are opening-month smash successes like Chung the Fraud or Clockbrain. -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a 'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared ****less." -- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain Then again, not all of them have multiple personalities (seven, to be exact and multiple psychoses like Warholio (at least six). He makes Sybil appear quite tame in comparison. I keep holy water beside my monitor in case he shows up unexpectedly. "Damien...Damien" :-) George
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#7
July 11th 06, 01:40 AM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art Deco" wrote: Forwarded to sci froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to that ;-)..... -- Relf's Law? -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ "Bull**** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches the odour of roses." Corollary -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ ³It approaches the asymptote faster, the more pseduos¹ you throw in your formulas.² -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ ³Gravity is one of the four fundamental interactions. The classical theory of gravity - Einstein's general relativity - is the subject of this book.² : Hartle/ Gravity pg 1 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Jaffa cakes. Sweet delicious orange jaffa goodness, and an abject lesson why parroting information from the web will not teach you cosmology. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
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#8
July 11th 06, 04:02 AM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art Deco" wrote: Forwarded to sci froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to that ;-)..... The fraud doctor was a powerful candidate -- I would have voted for him for Kook of the Month myself had I not already nominated warslime. No matter, it looks like relfwit has lots and lots of staying power. [++sci.med.cardiology] -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a 'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared ****less." -- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain
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#9
July 11th 06, 07:50 PM
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PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
"Phineas T Puddleduck" wrote in message m_NOSPAM... On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art Deco" wrote: Forwarded to sci froups: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Message-ID: The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. *Drumroll, Please!* [...] BUSTED URINAL AWARD The winner is... BRAD GUTH! 15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall 12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 04 votes - neither of the above Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any racial slurs in your final dissertation. You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed something or others, malware, spermware, and so on. By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet? [...] Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to that ;-)..... See, Jeff cant even manage to win a Kook Vote....
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