PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain

On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art
Deco" wrote:

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]


Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to that
;-).....

--

Relf's Law? -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
"Bull**** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses."
Corollary -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
³It approaches the asymptote faster, the more Œpseduos¹ you throw in
your formulas.²
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
³Gravity is one of the four fundamental interactions. The classical
theory of gravity - Einstein's general relativity - is the subject
of this book.² : Hartle/ Gravity pg 1
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
Jaffa cakes. Sweet delicious orange jaffa goodness, and an abject lesson
why parroting information from the web will not teach you cosmology.
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art
Deco" wrote:

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]


Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to that
;-).....

The fraud doctor was a powerful candidate -- I would have voted for him
for Kook of the Month myself had I not already nominated warslime. No
matter, it looks like relfwit has lots and lots of staying power.

[++sci.med.cardiology]

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain

"Phineas T Puddleduck" wrote in
message m_NOSPAM...



On 11/7/06 01:07, in article , "Art
Deco" wrote:

Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]


Poor Relf didn't win a single one too - The powerful Chung put paid to
that
;-).....


See, Jeff cant even manage to win a Kook Vote....