Don't WASTE Your Time Praying!

So sorry, Hagar, but you married her! The moral of this story is: Do
it yourself!

Saul Levy


On Tue, 4 Apr 2006 10:50:01 -0700, "Hagar" wrote:

Who says praying doesn't work:

One Saturday afternoon, after mowing the lawn in 98 degree heat and sweat
pouring from every pore in my body, I casually said: God, I wish I had an
ice-cold beer. My born-again spouse just stood there and smiled.
Knowing full well that the prick wouldn't get me a brewsky, I jumped in my
pickup, drove to the liquor store and bought a 12-pack. When I got home, the
bitch was still smiling and she smugly said: See, there is a God ... you got
your beer.
How can you argue with people who are that fu%$ed up in the head !!!