Indy nightbat and the Adventure of Moving the Sphinx

nightbat wrote

The legend continues with the Earth Science Team effort to
attempt to move the Sphinx and lay open the entrance to the hidden
temple buried Starship. Who knew that one of the 7 wonders of the world
would hold such profound buried treasure? And we found the secret first
despite centuries of great minds pondering the mystery. And the key we
must find the key to get those engines restarted again. Once the
Starship is in our Officer Team possession nothing will be able to stop
us. Holy cotton candy that Sphinx monster must weigh hundreds of tons so
no wonder no one found or was able to move it. Sure the Kings let
gravity keep it safe and keep everyone out from finding it. A real
answer as to why the ancient Egyptians were so advanced in their
profound knowledge base back then. About their renown books, perfumes,
math, chemistry, advanced working tools, building secrets, astronomy
knowledge, embalming techniques, culinary arts, tomb pictures of flaming
chariots, so threatening that Roman armies burned the library to prevent
the power and knowledge spread to the backward civilized world. Even
Sean Sil affirms their planetary visiting influence way back then.

And we did it with the help of Officer Warhol's net ancient text
presentation. We know that Sphinx hasn't or couldn't have been moved for
centuries so the reported Starship is safe. It took the nightbat to
temple entrance point the way and once Officer Warhol and I find it,
look out, the Universe is ours Earth Team Officers. Where is my Officer
Bohne he should be appraised of the situation? I need all the data
number 1 you can find on the Sphinx and or any mountain that looks like
a lion but has the head form of a man.

on alert,
the nightbat

fr0Otbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

The legend continues with the Earth Science Team effort to
attempt to move the Sphinx and lay open the entrance to the hidden
temple buried Starship.

Translation: I definitely haven't watched enough Stargate because I
don't know what a chap'ai is.

Who knew that one of the 7 wonders of the world
would hold such profound buried treasure? And we found the secret first
despite centuries of great minds pondering the mystery. And the key we
must find the key to get those engines restarted again. Once the
Starship is in our Officer Team possession nothing will be able to stop
us.

Translation: Us kooks can kookdance until the end of time.

Holy cotton candy that Sphinx monster must weigh hundreds of tons so
no wonder no one found or was able to move it.

Translation: I'm so obsessed with Double-Anus's spincters, I look at
them with both eyes.

Sure the Kings let
gravity keep it safe and keep everyone out from finding it. A real
answer as to why the ancient Egyptians were so advanced in their
profound knowledge base back then. About their renown books, perfumes,
math, chemistry, advanced working tools, building secrets, astronomy
knowledge, embalming techniques, culinary arts, tomb pictures of flaming
chariots, so threatening that Roman armies burned the library to prevent
the power and knowledge spread to the backward civilized world. Even
Sean Sil affirms their planetary visiting influence way back then.

Translation: I'm also obsessed with Shorn, the thick irish ****.

And we did it with the help of Officer Warhol's net ancient text
presentation. We know that Sphinx hasn't or couldn't have been moved for
centuries so the reported Starship is safe. It took the nightbat to
temple entrance point the way and once Officer Warhol and I find it,
look out, the Universe is ours Earth Team Officers. Where is my Officer
Bohne he should be appraised of the situation? I need all the data
number 1 you can find on the Sphinx and or any mountain that looks like
a lion but has the head form of a man.

Translation: I'm hallucinating again after having gotten ****ed at the
local bar - the one where all the chicks ignore me because I wear my
Star Trek pyjamas.

be a lert,
the nightsoil

Hyroglyphics translated by Bruce Almighty.

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

The legend continues with the Earth Science Team effort to
attempt to move the Sphinx and lay open the entrance to the hidden
temple buried Starship. Who knew that one of the 7 wonders of the world
would hold such profound buried treasure? And we found the secret first
despite centuries of great minds pondering the mystery. And the key we
must find the key to get those engines restarted again. Once the
Starship is in our Officer Team possession nothing will be able to stop
us. Holy cotton candy that Sphinx monster must weigh hundreds of tons so
no wonder no one found or was able to move it. Sure the Kings let
gravity keep it safe and keep everyone out from finding it. A real
answer as to why the ancient Egyptians were so advanced in their
profound knowledge base back then. About their renown books, perfumes,
math, chemistry, advanced working tools, building secrets, astronomy
knowledge, embalming techniques, culinary arts, tomb pictures of flaming
chariots, so threatening that Roman armies burned the library to prevent
the power and knowledge spread to the backward civilized world. Even
Sean Sil affirms their planetary visiting influence way back then.

And we did it with the help of Officer Warhol's net ancient text
presentation. We know that Sphinx hasn't or couldn't have been moved for
centuries so the reported Starship is safe. It took the nightbat to
temple entrance point the way and once Officer Warhol and I find it,
look out, the Universe is ours Earth Team Officers. Where is my Officer
Bohne he should be appraised of the situation? I need all the data
number 1 you can find on the Sphinx and or any mountain that looks like
a lion but has the head form of a man.

Hey frootbat, I found a site that has all the answers you seek:

http://jahtruth.net/

Enjoy, and you can thank me later!

on alert,
the nightbat

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You heard the man ! Straighten up !

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You too will be saved.

Thanks Art... With this link of you, I found the missing key... "The
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On Sat, 28 Jan 2006 18:54:23 -0500, nightbat wrote:

We know that Sphinx hasn't or couldn't have been moved for
centuries

Millenia actually. Water damage on the spinx's body seems to show that it
is over 12,000 years old, as egypt has been dry for quite a while.

Really frootbat, I'd check up your ass, but maybe you should do that!

Have fun!

Saul Levy


On Sat, 28 Jan 2006 18:54:23 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

The legend continues with the Earth Science Team effort to
attempt to move the Sphinx and lay open the entrance to the hidden
temple buried Starship. Who knew that one of the 7 wonders of the world
would hold such profound buried treasure? And we found the secret first
despite centuries of great minds pondering the mystery. And the key we
must find the key to get those engines restarted again. Once the
Starship is in our Officer Team possession nothing will be able to stop
us. Holy cotton candy that Sphinx monster must weigh hundreds of tons so
no wonder no one found or was able to move it. Sure the Kings let
gravity keep it safe and keep everyone out from finding it. A real
answer as to why the ancient Egyptians were so advanced in their
profound knowledge base back then. About their renown books, perfumes,
math, chemistry, advanced working tools, building secrets, astronomy
knowledge, embalming techniques, culinary arts, tomb pictures of flaming
chariots, so threatening that Roman armies burned the library to prevent
the power and knowledge spread to the backward civilized world. Even
Sean Sil affirms their planetary visiting influence way back then.

And we did it with the help of Officer Warhol's net ancient text
presentation. We know that Sphinx hasn't or couldn't have been moved for
centuries so the reported Starship is safe. It took the nightbat to
temple entrance point the way and once Officer Warhol and I find it,
look out, the Universe is ours Earth Team Officers. Where is my Officer
Bohne he should be appraised of the situation? I need all the data
number 1 you can find on the Sphinx and or any mountain that looks like
a lion but has the head form of a man.

on alert,
the nightbat

On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 21:14:33 +0100, Warhol wrote:


"Art Deco" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

The legend continues with the Earth Science Team effort to
attempt to move the Sphinx and lay open the entrance to the hidden
temple buried Starship. Who knew that one of the 7 wonders of the world
would hold such profound buried treasure? And we found the secret first
despite centuries of great minds pondering the mystery. And the key we
must find the key to get those engines restarted again. Once the
Starship is in our Officer Team possession nothing will be able to stop
us. Holy cotton candy that Sphinx monster must weigh hundreds of tons so
no wonder no one found or was able to move it. Sure the Kings let
gravity keep it safe and keep everyone out from finding it. A real
answer as to why the ancient Egyptians were so advanced in their
profound knowledge base back then. About their renown books, perfumes,
math, chemistry, advanced working tools, building secrets, astronomy
knowledge, embalming techniques, culinary arts, tomb pictures of flaming
chariots, so threatening that Roman armies burned the library to prevent
the power and knowledge spread to the backward civilized world. Even
Sean Sil affirms their planetary visiting influence way back then.

And we did it with the help of Officer Warhol's net ancient text
presentation. We know that Sphinx hasn't or couldn't have been moved for
centuries so the reported Starship is safe. It took the nightbat to
temple entrance point the way and once Officer Warhol and I find it,
look out, the Universe is ours Earth Team Officers. Where is my Officer
Bohne he should be appraised of the situation? I need all the data
number 1 you can find on the Sphinx and or any mountain that looks like
a lion but has the head form of a man.

Hey frootbat, I found a site that has all the answers you seek:

http://jahtruth.net/

Enjoy, and you can thank me later!
--

Thanks Art... With this link of you, I found the missing key... "The
'Sleeper' must awaken" Key... I am Now going to look for the secret cave of
My Gran'da'ddy... I need his "Belt"... The Key... that gives acces to the
three secret rooms beneath the "RocK" of Saint Michael. But first Saint
Peter must be found so that he does his part of the Job... PETER IS THE
FIRST WITNESS THAT SHALL REPORT OVER ISRAEL and show to the world the true
location of the reel Mount of Olives, THERE WHERE ATLANTIS START... So that
we can recieve the Next three Key's...

'Three Key's are needed to acces the "GREAT SECRET"... I Have the First
Key...

The Song of Moses and The Lamb.

Bear in mind that though this is called the Song of Moses, it really is an
inspired prophecy - given by Allah Himself. It tells the story of salvation;
of how Moorish Israel would behave in the past centuries and how Sidna
Misbah would save His chosen people because of His great love and mercy.
It is - and ever will be - the greatest folk song ever written.

I couldn't agree more. But just to be
clear, your saying that nowhere in the Koran is there a song which can
match it's greatness or perfection?


Part One
This Part invites "the entire universe" to take note that the Almighty knew
long before the events occurred what His people Israel would do in the
coming millennia.
Deut.32: 1: Give ear, O ye heavens, and I will speak; and hear, O earth,
the words of my mouth.
2: My doctrine shall drop as the rain, my speech shall distil as the dew, as
the small rain upon the tender herb, and as the showers upon the grass:

Part Two
This Part contains the first fundamental fact about salvation: that Allah is
Israel's Rock. He is perfect in all that He does, that He is a God of Truth
and the Creator! Moreover, Israel is His people and He is their Father.
Verse 3: Because I will publish the name of the LORD: ascribe ye greatness
unto our God.
4: He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God
of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.
5: They have corrupted themselves, their spot is not the spot of his
children: they are a perverse and crooked generation.
6: Do ye thus requite the LORD, O foolish people and unwise? is not he thy
father that hath bought thee? hath he not made thee, and established thee?

Part Three
Part three reminds us that Moorish Israel is the LORD'S portion, the apple
of His eye, His favourite nation, His chosen people! Gentiles(Converted
Jews) may not like this irrefutable fact; but their ire will not make it go
away. It is an eternal fact.
Verse 7: Remember the days of old, consider the years of many generations:
ask thy father, and he will shew thee; thy elders, and they will tell thee.
8: When the most High divided to the nations their inheritance, when he
separated the sons of Adam, he set the bounds of the people according to the
number of the children of Israel.
9: For the LORD's portion is his people; Jacob is the lot of his
inheritance.
10: He found him in a desert land, and in the waste howling wilderness; he
led him about, he instructed him, he kept him as the apple of his eye.
11: As an eagle stirreth up her nest, fluttereth over her young, spreadeth
abroad her wings, taketh them, beareth them on her wings:
12: So the "LORD alone did lead him", and there was no strange god with him.
13: He made him ride on the high places of the earth, that he might eat the
increase of the fields; and he made him to suck honey out of the rock, and
oil out of the flinty rock;
14: Butter of kine, and milk of sheep, with fat of lambs, and rams of the
breed of Bashan, and goats, with the fat of kidneys of wheat; and thou didst
drink the pure blood of the grape.

Part Four
But alas! Reel Israel forsook the LORD, treated with disdain His great
salvation and turned instead to worshipping pagan idols. In a feverish
frenzy of false religion, Israel found itself sacrificing to devils like the
heathen do. They not only turned away from Jehovah, but they forgot Him;
forgot that the God of Abraham was in fact the Creator - their Maker!
Verse 15: But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art
grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made
him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.
16: They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods, with abominations
provoked they him to anger.
17: They sacrificed unto devils, not to God; to gods whom they knew not, to
new gods that came newly up, whom your fathers feared not.
18: Of the Rock that begat thee thou art unmindful, and hast forgotten God
that formed thee.

Part Five
When Sidne Misbah saw this He was extremely hurt. He became disgusted with
His Moorish people of Israel(Atlantis). He decided to hide His face from
them and to remove His protection. He allowed war, famine and pestilence to
ravage the nation. He even allowed the foolish nations of heathendom to
persecute His chosen ones. Moreover in His anger, He would devastate the
whole earth with its increase; such was His disappointment and rage!
Verse 19: And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the
provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
20: And he said, I will hide my face from them, I will see what their end
shall be: for they are a very froward generation, children in whom is no
faith.
21: They have moved me to jealousy with that which is not God; they have
provoked me to anger with their vanities: and I will move them to jealousy
with those which are not a people; I will provoke them to anger with a
foolish nation.
22: For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest
hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the
foundations of the mountains.
23: I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine arrows upon them.
24: They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and
with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them,
with the poison of serpents of the dust.
25: The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man
and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs.

Part Six
Alas! Israel still wouldn't take note. It seemed that the nation was blind
to the obvious; that unfaithfulness to their God was the root cause of all
their ills. They somehow couldn't see that their sins were turning their God
away from them. That their absolute disregard for His laws and His salvation
and their infatuation with evil was like a cancer eating away their lives.
Then Yahweh decided to scatter His chosen people to the four corners of the
globe. But - thanks to His great mercy - He didn't wipe them out altogether.
He had, after all, made some astounding promises to Abraham, Isaac and
Jacob; promises He fully intended to keep. But He would scatter them.
Verse 26: I said, I would scatter them into corners, I would make the
remembrance of them to cease from among men:
27: Were it not that I feared the wrath of the enemy, lest their adversaries
should behave themselves strangely, and lest they should say, Our hand is
high, and the LORD hath not done all this.
28: For they are a nation void of counsel, neither is there any
understanding in them.
29: O that they were wise, that they understood this, that they would
consider their latter end!
30: How should one chase a thousand, and two put ten thousand to flight,
except their Rock had sold them, and the LORD had shut them up?
31: For their rock is not as our Rock, even our enemies themselves being
judges.
32: For their vine is of the vine of Sodom, and of the fields of Gomorrah:
their grapes are grapes of gall, their clusters are bitter:
33: Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.
34: Is not this laid up in store with me, and sealed up among my treasures?
35: To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in due
time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall
come upon them make haste.
Part Seven
Thanks be to God the Song of Moses is not all gloom and doom. To be sure it
catalogues Israel's sin and woe. It is history set to music, just like most
folks songs. But I'm happy to report that the Song of Moses ends with
glorious victory and endless joy. It is a the song of salvation - salvation
through the Lamb of God! That is why in Revelation it is called the Song of
Moses and the Lamb!
Verse 36: For the LORD shall judge his people, and repent himself for his
servants, when he seeth that their power is gone, and there is none shut up,
or left.
37: And he shall say, Where are their gods, their rock in whom they trusted,
38: Which did eat the fat of their sacrifices, and drank the wine of their
drink offerings? let them rise up and help you, and be your protection.
39: See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and
I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out
of my hand.
40: For I lift up my hand to heaven, and say, I live for ever.
41: If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I
will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me.
42: I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour
flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the
beginning of revenges upon the enemy.
43: Rejoice, O ye nations, with his people: for he will avenge the blood of
his servants, and will render vengeance to his adversaries, and will be
merciful unto his land, and to his people.
44: And Moses came and spake all the words of this song in the ears of the
people, he, and Hoshea the son of Nun.

Notice what the Almighty God of Israel intends to do:

* He has allowed His people Israel to be sorely wounded. But He is well
able to heal.
* He has allowed millions of Israelites - His chosen people - to be
killed, to be burned to ashes! But He is well able to resurrect every single
one of them.
* He is about to take hold of judgement and render vengeance on those
that hate Him; and that includes all the enemies of Moorish Israel. There is
going to be a great slaughter - a great and terrible slaughter!
* But, to those who love TRUE Israel(the Moorish Nation of Warhol), the
message is very different. Rejoice, O ye nations, with His people! For He is
about to be merciful to His land and to His chosen people Israel!

WILL YOU SING THE SONG OF MOSES?

PS... You all should start to think to pay the Zacca... to the reborn
Warholian Temple Foundation for your own salvation...