Jimmy Carter's alleged UFO Close Encounter

hanson wrote:
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"Jack Sarfatti" wrote in message
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From: Jack Sarfatti
Date: December 19, 2005 4:00:05 PM PST
To: Ed Komarek
Subject: Jimmy Carter's UFO Changing Colors
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On Dec 19, 2005, at 3:45 PM, Ed Komarek wrote:
Carter continues: "The director of the CIA came and told me that
he had contacted a woman in California who claimed to have
supernatural capabilities. And she went into a trance and she
wrote down latitudes and longitudes, and we sent our satellite
over that latitude and longitude, and there was the plane."
Digging deeper into his personal X-Files, Carter claims he once
sighted a UFO.
"I've never believed that it came from Mars... But I saw an
object one night when I was preparing to give a speech to a
Lions Club," Carter says. "There were about 25 of us men
standing around... And all of a sudden, one of the men looked up
and said, 'Look, over in the west.' And there was a bright light
in the sky... [i]t got closer and closer to us. And then it
stopped, I don't know how far away, but it stopped beyond the
pine trees. And all of a sudden it changed color to blue, and
then it changed to red, then back to white. And we were trying
to figure out what in the world it could be, and then it receded
into the distance."

[Jack Sarfatti]
Warp Drive has REVERSE DOPPLER SHIFTS.
In my theory, in weightless warp drive when you see front of UFO turn RED it's
coming at you. If you get too close you can be sucked into it in a "tractor beam."
When it's WHITE it's standing still.
When its BLUE it's moving away from you. Also if you get too close you will be
pushed away by an invisible force field.
That's what my theory predicts. I could be wrong of course.

[hanson]
ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha.....
No! You are never wrong, Jack, especially not in your own mind!
You are so ****ing funny, dude, it doesn't matter if you are
wrong, whether your theory/ies predict all that of not. Carry on.
Thanks for all the laughs, Jack, and have a happy HDS....
that's Holiday Day Season but for you it's Highwarp Drive Speed.
ahahaha... ahahahanson

Begin forwarded message:

From: Jack Sarfatti
Date: December 19, 2005 4:00:05 PM PST
To: Ed Komarek
Subject: Jimmy Carter's UFO Changing Colors

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On Dec 19, 2005, at 3:45 PM, Ed Komarek wrote:

Carter continues: "The director of the CIA came and told me that
he had contacted a woman in California who claimed to have
supernatural capabilities. And she went into a trance and she
wrote down latitudes and longitudes, and we sent our satellite
over that latitude and longitude, and there was the plane."

Digging deeper into his personal X-Files, Carter claims he once
sighted a UFO.

"I've never believed that it came from Mars... But I saw an
object one night when I was preparing to give a speech to a
Lions Club," Carter says. "There were about 25 of us men
standing around... And all of a sudden, one of the men looked up
and said, 'Look, over in the west.' And there was a bright light
in the sky... [i]t got closer and closer to us. And then it
stopped, I don't know how far away, but it stopped beyond the
pine trees. And all of a sudden it changed color to blue, and
then it changed to red, then back to white. And we were trying
to figure out what in the world it could be, and then it receded
into the distance."

Warp Drive has REVERSE DOPPLER SHIFTS.

In my theory, in weightless warp drive when you see front of UFO turn
RED it's coming at you. If you get too close you can be sucked into it
in a "tractor beam."

When it's WHITE it's standing still.

When its BLUE it's moving away from you. Also if you get too close you
will be pushed away by an invisible force field.

That's what my theory predicts. I could be wrong of course.

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This is no laughing matter, posting such obviously false material as
this.

Someone in the future may read it and come to false corn-clusions, and
something terrible may happen, like that person may inadvertently set
off World War 38!!!!!!!!!

I'm sick of you cyber-punks making light of such treats like this.

Ewe should larn to conTROLL your behavior.

Like Sergeant Nick Penis and his Howling Commandos said - "Got any more
of that hydrocortizone lotion, Maurice? I'm itchy to get into action."

Oh, well. I love ewes.

- TBTSLATHOTW