Wal-Mart employee fired for Christmas email

' Wal-Mart employee fired for Christmas email '

[Quoting... ]
....And here the troubles began.

The emails duly arrived, and a customer-facing rep took it on herself
to explain the change with this ill-advised exhibition of learning.

The employee, who we know only as Kirby, launched into a fantastically
earnest historical explanation of what the Christmas Holiday Season™
really meant.

"Christmas is actually a continuation of the Siberian shaman and
Visigoth traditions," Kirby replied.

"Santa is also borrowed from the [Caucasus], mistletoe from the Celts,
yule log from the Goths, the time from the Visigoth and the tree from
the worship of Baal. It is a wide wide world," the helpful Kirby
replied, making sure every I was dotted and every T crossed.

All of which is true, but as you can imagine, these weren't exactly the
soothing words the complainer wanted to here.

The Wal-Mart punter simply wanted a reassuring pat, a promise that this
sudden switch from religious to secular, didn't actually mean aliens
had landed. And she got fairly firm confirmation that aliens had not
only landed, but - Worship of Baal?? - actually had their scaly alien
tentacles manning the tills. Yikes! ...
[... End Quote]

See http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/18/happy_holidays/ for full
story

"Raving Loonie" wrote in message

""Santa is also borrowed from the [Caucasus], mistletoe from the Celts,
Yule log from the Goths, the time from the Visigoth and the tree from
the worship of Baal."

Very TRUE indeed !! Plus Webster's dictionary states the "Nick" or more
specifically "ole Nick" is a direct reference to Satan and always remember
that SANTA is an anagram for SATAN !! So all you devil worshippers are
gathered around your Baal tree this winter and feel the need to decorate
your tree with some "white juice" and chicken blood remember that God knows
who you are and what you're doing ! Repent before it's too late !!

"CeeBee" wrote in message

"In that case you also make out the outline of Elvis with an alien rectal
probe"

It's really too bad that Elvis didn't get an alien anal probing, because the
aliens would have discovered that he had over 40 lbs. of impacted "dookie"
in his colon and intestines just like John Wayne (the Duke). Both of these
great Americans could still be running around. Just think about that the
next time that you see a guy with a humongeous gut hanging about a foot to
18 inches over his belt and guess how much "dookie" he's full of.

CeeBee wrote:
"Honest John" wrote in alt.astronomy:


Very TRUE indeed !! Plus Webster's dictionary states the "Nick" or more
specifically "ole Nick" is a direct reference to Satan and always
remember that SANTA is an anagram for SATAN !! So all you devil
worshippers are gathered around your Baal tree this winter and feel the
need to decorate your tree with some "white juice" and chicken blood
remember that God knows who you are and what you're doing ! Repent
before it's too late !!


And don't play "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby (anagram for "Evil Omen"
when you spell Bing Crosby with different letters).

If you play the first lines of this song by Irving Berlin (anagram for "Oh
Evil One, Seduce me" when you add a few letters and change a few) you'll
hear: "Drink my blood from Hell and Fire, Fire, Fire, Walk with me". That
is, you'll hear it if you had a few too many.

In that case you also make out the outline of Elvis with an alien rectal
probe in the shadow of Bing's Santa hat on the cover.
http://www.shortarmguy.com/tombstone.jpg




--
CeeBee

***The Place Where The Faith And The Flavour Meet***

CeeBee wrote:
"Honest John" wrote in alt.astronomy:


Very TRUE indeed !! Plus Webster's dictionary states the "Nick" or more
specifically "ole Nick" is a direct reference to Satan and always
remember that SANTA is an anagram for SATAN !! So all you devil
worshippers are gathered around your Baal tree this winter and feel the
need to decorate your tree with some "white juice" and chicken blood
remember that God knows who you are and what you're doing ! Repent
before it's too late !!


And don't play "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby (anagram for "Evil Omen"
when you spell Bing Crosby with different letters).

If you play the first lines of this song by Irving Berlin (anagram for "Oh
Evil One, Seduce me" when you add a few letters and change a few) you'll
hear: "Drink my blood from Hell and Fire, Fire, Fire, Walk with me". That
is, you'll hear it if you had a few too many.

In that case you also make out the outline of Elvis with an alien rectal
probe in the shadow of Bing's Santa hat on the cover.
http://www.shortarmguy.com/tombstone.jpg




--
CeeBee

***The Place Where The Faith And The Flavour Meet***