the insanity has commenced...

Just ordered a Telrad and 9x50 right angle correct image finder. Will
probably pawn the family silverware and stamp collection to begin
building the eyepiece collection, then sell kidney and plasma for the
SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be living beneath an underpass when
the wife gets fed up with my addiction.

Ugh, online ordering makes this waaaay too easy.

--
Jay Swartzfeger
http://www.swartzfeger.com
Scottsdale, AZ

then sell kidney and plasma for the SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be
living beneath an underpass

It doesn't usually come to that Jay, have you no children you could sell ?
jc

"Jay Swartzfeger" wrote in message
...

Ugh, online ordering makes this waaaay too easy.

www.astromart.com

There, now you're really in trouble. ;-)

Wait untill you find out that you need to order more accessories to
effectively use the ones you just ordered. Its a never ending cycle

Jay Swartzfeger:

Just ordered a Telrad and 9x50 right angle correct image finder. Will
probably pawn the family silverware and stamp collection to begin
building the eyepiece collection, then sell kidney and plasma for the
SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be living beneath an underpass when
the wife gets fed up with my addiction.

Ugh, online ordering makes this waaaay too easy.

Silverware? You got silverware!? We eat with home-made wooden utensils.

Stamp collection? You got a stamp collection!? The only stamps we got
are /food/ stamps.

Sell the wife.

Living with your 'scope beneath an underpass seems like a great idea --
keeps the 'scope ready for use while protecting it from the elements.

Davoud

--
usenet *at* davidillig dawt com

Davoud wrote:
Jay Swartzfeger:


Just ordered a Telrad and 9x50 right angle correct image finder. Will
probably pawn the family silverware and stamp collection to begin
building the eyepiece collection, then sell kidney and plasma for the
SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be living beneath an underpass when
the wife gets fed up with my addiction.

Ugh, online ordering makes this waaaay too easy.


Silverware? You got silverware!? We eat with home-made wooden utensils.

Stamp collection? You got a stamp collection!? The only stamps we got
are /food/ stamps.

Sell the wife.

Just rent the wife. There's a reason that profession's been around so
long. ;-)

Shawn

Davoud wrote:
Jay Swartzfeger:


Just ordered a Telrad and 9x50 right angle correct image finder. Will
probably pawn the family silverware and stamp collection to begin
building the eyepiece collection, then sell kidney and plasma for the
SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be living beneath an underpass when
the wife gets fed up with my addiction.

Ugh, online ordering makes this waaaay too easy.


Silverware? You got silverware!? We eat with home-made wooden utensils.


What? You are using utensils? You can sell home-made wooden utensils
as crafts and use the money toward the next Pentax XW!

In article ,
"john carruthers" wrote:

then sell kidney and plasma for the SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be
living beneath an underpass

It doesn't usually come to that Jay, have you no children you could sell ?
jc

Thanks to everyone for lending a sympathetic ear.

No kids, but I do have two dachshunds that bark at my 10" Dob because
they think it's an intruder at night.

And thanks/curses to the person that posted the astromart link.
Astronomy classifieds, yay, now I can file for chapter 11! I'm already
hooked on it -- I can't stand all the garbage you have to sift through
on ebay just to find relevant listings.

--
Jay Swartzfeger
Scottsdale, AZ

"Jay Swartzfeger" wrote in message
...
Just ordered a Telrad and 9x50 right angle correct image finder. Will
probably pawn the family silverware and stamp collection to begin
building the eyepiece collection, then sell kidney and plasma for the
SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be living beneath an underpass when
the wife gets fed up with my addiction.

Ugh, online ordering makes this waaaay too easy.

--
Jay Swartzfeger
http://www.swartzfeger.com
Scottsdale, AZ

The one who dies with the most eyepieces wins.

I've always thought that Kendrick and the others who sell
dew heaters should also sell electric blankets to keep
you warm when the wife finds out about your latest scope
purchase and makes you sleep in the garage. :-)

-Paul W.

On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 01:00:10 -0700, Jay Swartzfeger
wrote:

Just ordered a Telrad and 9x50 right angle correct image finder. Will
probably pawn the family silverware and stamp collection to begin
building the eyepiece collection, then sell kidney and plasma for the
SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be living beneath an underpass when
the wife gets fed up with my addiction.

Ugh, online ordering makes this waaaay too easy.
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