Brad Guth is......

-A 20th century man... The guy has no future.
-A barnacle on the ship of progress.
-A hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there hed have to give up chewing gum.
-A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes.
-A prime candidate for natural deselection.
-A real rocket scientologist.
-A standard deviant.
-A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.
-Adult child of alien invaders.
-All Preparation, no H.
-An early example of the Peter Principle.
-An ego like a black hole.
-An example of how the dinosaurs survived for millions of years with walnut-sized brains.
-An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
-Any connection between his reality and ours is purely coincidental.
-As useful as a mint-flavored suppository.
-Been napping in front of the ion shield again.
-Can discern facts and form predictions with the acumen of an economist.
-Couldnt get a clue during clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if he smeared his body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
-Doesnt need to worry about excess knowledge.
-Dont blame him, hes from Uranus.
-Foreign substances float in his cranial fluids.
-God might still use him for miracle practice.
-Got in touch with reality, but it was a bad connection.
-Has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
-Has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
-Has nothing to say, but delights in saying it.
-Hes not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.
-Hes so dense, light bends around him.
-Keywords: generalizations clue get
-Needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they can be tied in the back.
-One dimension short of reality.
-The aliens forget to remove his anal probe.
-The worlds foremost collector of ignorance.
-Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.