VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2005

Art Deco wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

Forwarded to on-topic froups:

Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on July 7th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Steve Young, alias George Preddy
SuN Tsu
none of the above


Brad Guth


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote Yes or No.)

Steve Young, alias George Preddy


No.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Tom Bishop, alias Joy Twit****re
Vito Kuhn
neither of the above


Neither.


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron, alias Plutonium 238
Tom Potter
neither of the above


Tom Potter


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)

Raving Loonie


No.


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote Yes or No.)

Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe


No.


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)

Alexa Cameron, alias Plutonium 238


No.


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote Yes or No.)

Sylvia Sullivan, alias George Corinne


No.


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
SuN Tsu
neither of the above


Brad Guth


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)

harmonybrenda @ yahoo.com


No.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Steve Young, alias George Preddy
Tom Bishop, alias Joy Twit****re


Neither.


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

alt.astronomy saucerheads
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J


Not qualified to vote.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote Yes or No.)

Ross


Abstain.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"It's less a process of "convertion" it's about the reality of matter and
energy (all 8 [!] kinds of matter) ... and yes, that's how "they do it".
We {aliens} call it phase-tuning or simply phase-ing.
And no, you will have to find it out all by yourself. And yes, we
{aliens} will make sure your technical advancement will no longer be
faster than your spiritual one ... we'd rather let you perish on this
planet. That's a promise, you monkey-fu*kers.
HTH.
C."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne's award-winning alien technology

"That's what you expect from people who think that the
cyberworld isn't "RL"."
-- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer


Double-A

Charles D. Bohne=99 wrote:
On 3 Jul 2005 19:37:15 -0700, "corinne" wrote:

Thanks for your prompt answer, but Corinne, I cannot forward a letter
all in caps to my provider ... they would never read it.
[snip]


It is interesting that back when I started programming mainframe
computers back in the seventies, almost everything was entered and
printed in all capital letters. Lower case letters could only be
entered on a keypunch machine by multipunching, a difficult task. When
my company wanted to send out computer printed form letters using lower
case letters, I remember devising a scheme in which the keypuncher
would enter any letters that were to come out as upper case as
multipunched lower case letters, and enter all lower case letters as
upper case. It was still a lot of trouble, but workable. Once entered
into the computer, my program would switch all upper case letters to
lower, and lower to upper. Also a special print chain had to be loaded
onto the computer's printer in order to print the mixed upper and lower
case output, and the print speed was slowed down.

I remember that at one of the last jobs I worked on that one older lady
still preferred to get her email written in all caps.

But times change. Now it almost hurts my eyes to read something in all
caps! =20

Double-A

Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On 3 Jul 2005 20:54:23 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

But times change. Now it almost hurts my eyes to read something in all
caps!

Double-A

Yes, Double-A, and in order to get my provider into that boat it
has to be done in "the propper way"... I was sorry to hear that
lady, Corrine, has a disability, handicap, that forces her to use caps.
So we shall have to transform her text.
C.

Achtung! Der Chuckveasel vill be assisting PSCREECHING PSYLVIA in der
kleanout uf der u-se-net!

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"It's less a process of "convertion" it's about the reality of matter and
energy (all 8 [!] kinds of matter) ... and yes, that's how "they do it".
We {aliens} call it phase-tuning or simply phase-ing.
And no, you will have to find it out all by yourself. And yes, we
{aliens} will make sure your technical advancement will no longer be
faster than your spiritual one ... we'd rather let you perish on this
planet. That's a promise, you monkey-fu*kers.
HTH.
C."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne's award-winning alien technology

"That's what you expect from people who think that the
cyberworld isn't "RL"."
-- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer

X-No-Archive: YES
Art Deco has offered into testimony


Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On 3 Jul 2005 20:54:23 -0700, "Double-A"
wrote:

But times change. Now it almost hurts my eyes to read
something in all caps!

Double-A

Yes, Double-A, and in order to get my provider into that
boat it
has to be done in "the propper way"... I was sorry to
hear that
lady, Corrine, has a disability, handicap, that forces
her to use caps. So we shall have to transform her text.
C.

Achtung! Der Chuckveasel vill be assisting PSCREECHING
PSYLVIA in der kleanout uf der u-se-net!

Der Chuckveasel might vant to kleanout heez headgear, virst.

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty *******
I am the New World Order

Art Deco wrote:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:

I nominated Raving Moron the fanboi for Kook of the Month, Bruce, but
no one has seconded it yet.

Sob! Weep! Wail! Mumble! Groan! Carp! Bleat!

I was afraid it would get lost in the flurry of AlexaPoasts that
followed.

Seconded.

Thanks.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Arse Monkey

' Dek of Farts ' clings on further ...

Stay tuned.

RL

Art Deco wrote:
Arse monkey ' Dek of Farts ' can't get enough hate !
wrote:

Froups restored again:


--
Official Associate AFA-B Arse Monkey

' Dek of Farts ' clings on further ...

Stay tuned.

RL

Hi, coward! What are you afraid of?

New sock already, I see.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Arse Monkey

[ DoF's screed capped and cut ]

Don't you change your socks regularly, ' Dek of Farts ' ?

RL

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Art Deco, , the nebulous, thin-skinned skainsmate, and
homosexual hair dresser, quacked:

Arse monkey ' Dek of Farts ' can't get enough hate !
wrote:

Froups restored again:

Art Deco wrote:
Kadaitcha Man wrote:

I nominated Raving Moron the fanboi for Kook of the Month, Bruce,
but no one has seconded it yet.

Sob! Weep! Wail! Mumble! Groan! Carp! Bleat!

I was afraid it would get lost in the flurry of AlexaPoasts that
followed.

Seconded.

Thanks.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Arse Monkey

' Dek of Farts ' clings on further ...

Stay tuned.

RL

Hi, coward! What are you afraid of?

New sock already, I see.

Here, have a few old spoonerisms I found lying around.

Ace of Spades Space of aids
Eight of Hearts Hate of Arts
Eight of Spades Spate of AIDS
Five of Diamonds Dive of fireman's
Five of Clubs Clive of Fubbs
Four of Hearts Whore of farts
Four of Spades Spore of fades
Four of Diamonds Door of fireman's
Six of Diamonds Dicks of Simon's
Ten of Hearts Hen of tarts
Two of Hearts Who of tarts?
Two of Clubs Clue of tubs

Sir, you are certainly a shining wit.
- !

Daedalus wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 16:57:24 GMT, USA Now Fascist ,
wrote:

The smell of your own farts will destroy you very soon. There won't be
anything left worth remote viewing. Your money will be useless. What
will you do when the spicy chili you ate stinks you to death?

Have fun on

Otherhalfadoomsday, Alexa!


Jade

The following patent device ought to come in handy
~~~~~~~~~~~ http://tinyurl.com/7oxnu

RL