And just when you thought it was safe to EVA

Hardsuit EVA? Softsuit EVA?
Well, both are better than Pukesuit EVA:
http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/ca...1979073558.pdf
Okay, with the vomit vent tube mouthpiece gripped firmly in your teeth,
open the valve to the vacuum of space.
(Cut to image of astronaut's tongue emerging from space end of vomit
vent tube, around eight inches in front of his mouth.)

Pat