Awful Things About The Maxsons

When is the Maxsons movie coming out? The Masons will love it.

"Fritz Wuehler" wrote
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Awful Things About The Maxsons


The Maxsons infiltrate and take over organizations of all kinds, from
churches to the post office to the corner grocery store, and turn them
to their own ends.

They have agents and "sleepers" planted everywhere. Many of these
people have no idea who they are really reporting to. Others are
active members of the conspiracy, working their way ever deeper into
the fabric of society.

Maxsons control the schools in order to make sure that young people
learn to enjoy strange tuneless music and weird outlandish games,
and that they dress oddly.

And, just as a black joke, some Maxson subject organizations
advertise themselves as Secret Societies.

Maxsons try to recruit the best and the brightest young people as
agents, to insure the next generation of the Conspiracy.

Maxsons constantly feud among themselves and war with other groups
and organizations. Each group of Maxsons is constantly striving to
increase its power base and undermine the competition.

Maxsons first means of dealing with opposition is to buy it off.
To any group as rich as the Maxsons, a few million dollars are nothing.

Next they try threats. Danger to possessions, status or loved ones has
dissuaded many a would-be foe of Maxson schemes.

And, of course, murder is an ancient political weapon. The Maxsons
have been responsible for some of the most shocking assassinations of
modern times.

Maxsons also replace people with doubles. For many years they recruited
look-alikes who would serve their ends. Now they are perfecting
cloning technology that will let them replace anybody.

Those who cant be dealt with any other way are discredited or driven
mad.

The Maxson conspiracy is hundreds, if not thousands, of years old.
Many of the most famous names of history have been Maxson agents.
Indeed, all of history is nothing more than an outside view of the
schemes and struggles of the Maxsons.

And, of course, the Maxsons are constantly rewriting history to serve
their own goals. For instance, modern schoolchildren are taught that
there is no historical evidence of Atlantis, and they learn nothing
about the Russo-German War or the state of Arcadia.

They control the news media, so you hear what they want you to about
todays news. Any event that doesnt fit in with their program will be
quickly hushed up.

In particular, they control television. They dont permit intelligent
shows to survive they encourage mind candy that will keep people from
thinking. The only reason good shows are permitted to appear at all is
to convince intelligent people that nobody else likes such material,
and that there must be something wrong with them.

The Maxsons manipulate the stock market and control currencies on an
international level. Your paycheck is worth just what the Maxsons want
it to be.

Likewise, the entire "energy crisis" is an Maxson invention. Theres
no shortage of energy, of a dozen different kinds, but plentiful free
energy might threaten the Maxson power base.

The Maxsons are doing their best to hold back the space program, for
the same reason. If mankind was spread out through the solar system,
theyd be much harder to control. Not all the Maxsons agree on this.
Some of them lust after the mineral wealth of space, and some want
(literally) new worlds to conquer..

And some of them are in touch with aliens from outer space. Some of
them ARE aliens. Why would "advanced beings" want to meddle with the
affairs of Earthlings? Good question.

Worse, some of them have actual magical powers and are in league with
forces from ... elsewhere. Great huge beings that are madness to look
upon, or tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark
corners. They have pins and dolls they know old names.

Other Maxsons have embraced technology. Their files of information are
much more useful when backed by the power of the computer. They are
also conditioning everyone to believe that computers are so
complicated and dangerous that only the Experts should play with them.
Next time you get an electric bill for $666,666.66, you know whos
behind it.

And some of these technophiles have gone a step farther, creating
actual machine intelligences. These sentient computers are now,
themselves, a force amoung the ruling Maxsons.

The Maxsons dont like war its expensive and wasteful. War only
happens when two groups of Maxsons are very evenly matched and neither
is willing to negotiate. But then Maxsons whip a few nations into a
patriotic fervor and go at it.

Maxsons send secret messages through the newspapers and airwaves -- in
the classified ads, and even buried in news reports. Maxsons have
other, even stranger forms of secret communications ... all around
you, all the time.

Maxsons keep everyone -- yes, everyone -- under constant surveillance.
Every time you fill out another questionnaire, youre weaving another
strand of the net that binds the world.

Maxsons are working to make the law as confusing as possible, so
everything will be illegal or potentially illegal -- then they have a
hold on everybody and everyone will fear the laws.

Maxsons encourage resistance to authority among young people and
political dissidents, to distract government attention from the real
enemy within.

But when Maxsons reach a satisfactory level of control, they turn
their efforts toward extinguishing independence and encouraging
mindless obedience to whatever orders come from the Maxsons or their
servants.

Maxsons commit random atrocities -- poisoning food at grocery stores,
murdering old blind ladies, sniping on the freeway -- just to make
people vaguely confused, frightened and paranoid.

Maxsons suppress inventions which might change the status quo. The
100-mile-a-gallon carburator, the perfect contraceptive, and the
cornucopia plant are all lying in Maxson vaults, waiting for the day
when it will suit the Secret Masters to release them. What happened to
the inventors? Bought off, intimidated, or just vanished.

On the other hand, Maxsons also maintain secret laboratories where
they develop new weapons and devices of all kinds.

Their arcane investigations cause all sorts of mysteries. Ever wonder
about the Loch Ness Monster? The "cattle mutilations?" The Oregon
Crud?

And Maxsons require hundreds of human victims every year for their
experiments. Ever wonder why there are so many Missing Persons
reports, and why so few of those people are found?

Maxsons are constantly experimenting with new types of mind control.
They put drugs in drinking water, flash subliminal messages during
movies and TV shows, and play instructions that you cant quite hear
over supermarket loudspeakers. They experiment with microwaves and
ultra-low-frequency devices, too.

Every wire in your house is a potential pathway for Maxson messages,
attacks or controlling rays. Did you ever stop to think just how
many wires lead to your house? And do you have any idea where they
really come from?

Naturally, Maxsons discourage investigation of the strange and
unusual, because it might lead to them. But they encourage people to
joke about the Maxsons.

Maxsons also publish supermarket tabloids, just to make sure that
everybody thinks "Hitlers Brain Is Alive!" and "Bigfoot Seen In
Hawaii" are just jokes.

And Maxsons encourage the craziest pseudo-science "researchers" they
can find, because this tends to discredit legitimate investigators
into the unusual.

A popular belief is that the Maxsons want power for its own sake. This
is true of some of them. But other Maxsons groups exist to support an
ideology, to achieve a particular goal, or simply to oppose some other
group of Maxsons.

One of their chief preoccupations is life extension by any means
possible. Nobody who has held ultimate power for fifty years is eager
to let it go. Anything you can think of ... yoga, cryonics,
body-exchange, magic, cloning, goat (or other) glands, transfusions,
computerized personality duplication ... has been tried by the Maxsons
at one time or another. And some of them work.

Furthermore, powerful Maxsons from past centuries lie waiting to be
revived when science allows it. Mummies, pickled corpses, frozen
bodies, conscious brains in jars ... you would recognize the names if
we could mention them.

I cant tell you the 42nd awful thing about the Maxsons Youre not
cleared for this one.

Maxsons use disease as a weapon to discipline their own populations or
destroy competing ones. Black Death in Europe, smallpox among the
American Indians ... The swine flu, a few years ago, was thwarted by
opposing forces, or you probably wouldnt be reading this.

Maxsons have a variety of unhuman and inhuman servants. The dreaded
Men in Black are perhaps their best-known agents. No one knows whether
the MIBs are androids, golems, or something even worse. Perhaps they
were once human...

And Maxsons really are breeding a Master Race. The Nazis had no idea
how they were being used, or why. And theyd be horrified at the
Maxsons idea of perfection.

There are many Maxson groups, with different kinds of secret
knowledge. Anything you might say about them (including this) will be
false for some of the Maxsons, but true for others, which only adds to
the confusion and mystery.

The Maxsons know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama
Sutra. They also know why those techniques are used.

The next time you spend too much money to buy something you didnt
want or need, and it breaks in a week, you can be sure youve just
contributed to an Maxson fund-raising project.

Maxsons start chain letters. They also plant rumors that the Red Cross
can buy an iron lung if you send them a million cigarette packages,
and that dying children in England want ten million business cards. No
one knows why they do this.

Fritz Wuehler wrote:
Awful Things About The Maxsons


The Maxsons infiltrate and take over organizations of all kinds, from
churches to the post office to the corner grocery store, and turn
them
to their own ends.

They have agents and "sleepers" planted everywhere. Many of these
people have no idea who they are really reporting to. Others are
active members of the conspiracy, working their way ever deeper into
the fabric of society.

Maxsons control the schools in order to make sure that young people
learn to enjoy strange tuneless music and weird outlandish games,
and that they dress oddly.

And, just as a black joke, some Maxson subject organizations
advertise themselves as Secret Societies.

Maxsons try to recruit the best and the brightest young people as
agents, to insure the next generation of the Conspiracy.

Maxsons constantly feud among themselves and war with other groups
and organizations. Each group of Maxsons is constantly striving to
increase its power base and undermine the competition.

Maxsons first means of dealing with opposition is to buy it off.
To any group as rich as the Maxsons, a few million dollars are
nothing.

Next they try threats. Danger to possessions, status or loved ones
has
dissuaded many a would-be foe of Maxson schemes.

And, of course, murder is an ancient political weapon. The Maxsons
have been responsible for some of the most shocking assassinations of
modern times.

Maxsons also replace people with doubles. For many years they
recruited
look-alikes who would serve their ends. Now they are perfecting
cloning technology that will let them replace anybody.

Those who cant be dealt with any other way are discredited or driven
mad.

The Maxson conspiracy is hundreds, if not thousands, of years old.
Many of the most famous names of history have been Maxson agents.
Indeed, all of history is nothing more than an outside view of the
schemes and struggles of the Maxsons.

And, of course, the Maxsons are constantly rewriting history to serve
their own goals. For instance, modern schoolchildren are taught that
there is no historical evidence of Atlantis, and they learn nothing
about the Russo-German War or the state of Arcadia.

They control the news media, so you hear what they want you to about
todays news. Any event that doesnt fit in with their program will be
quickly hushed up.

In particular, they control television. They dont permit intelligent
shows to survive they encourage mind candy that will keep people from
thinking. The only reason good shows are permitted to appear at all
is
to convince intelligent people that nobody else likes such material,
and that there must be something wrong with them.

The Maxsons manipulate the stock market and control currencies on an
international level. Your paycheck is worth just what the Maxsons
want
it to be.

Likewise, the entire "energy crisis" is an Maxson invention. Theres
no shortage of energy, of a dozen different kinds, but plentiful free
energy might threaten the Maxson power base.

The Maxsons are doing their best to hold back the space program, for
the same reason. If mankind was spread out through the solar system,
theyd be much harder to control. Not all the Maxsons agree on this.
Some of them lust after the mineral wealth of space, and some want
(literally) new worlds to conquer..

And some of them are in touch with aliens from outer space. Some of
them ARE aliens. Why would "advanced beings" want to meddle with the
affairs of Earthlings? Good question.

Worse, some of them have actual magical powers and are in league with
forces from ... elsewhere. Great huge beings that are madness to look
upon, or tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark
corners. They have pins and dolls they know old names.

Other Maxsons have embraced technology. Their files of information
are
much more useful when backed by the power of the computer. They are
also conditioning everyone to believe that computers are so
complicated and dangerous that only the Experts should play with
them.
Next time you get an electric bill for $666,666.66, you know whos
behind it.

And some of these technophiles have gone a step farther, creating
actual machine intelligences. These sentient computers are now,
themselves, a force amoung the ruling Maxsons.

The Maxsons dont like war its expensive and wasteful. War only
happens when two groups of Maxsons are very evenly matched and
neither
is willing to negotiate. But then Maxsons whip a few nations into a
patriotic fervor and go at it.

Maxsons send secret messages through the newspapers and airwaves --
in
the classified ads, and even buried in news reports. Maxsons have
other, even stranger forms of secret communications ... all around
you, all the time.

Maxsons keep everyone -- yes, everyone -- under constant
surveillance.
Every time you fill out another questionnaire, youre weaving another
strand of the net that binds the world.

Maxsons are working to make the law as confusing as possible, so
everything will be illegal or potentially illegal -- then they have a
hold on everybody and everyone will fear the laws.

Maxsons encourage resistance to authority among young people and
political dissidents, to distract government attention from the real
enemy within.

But when Maxsons reach a satisfactory level of control, they turn
their efforts toward extinguishing independence and encouraging
mindless obedience to whatever orders come from the Maxsons or their
servants.

Maxsons commit random atrocities -- poisoning food at grocery stores,
murdering old blind ladies, sniping on the freeway -- just to make
people vaguely confused, frightened and paranoid.

Maxsons suppress inventions which might change the status quo. The
100-mile-a-gallon carburator, the perfect contraceptive, and the
cornucopia plant are all lying in Maxson vaults, waiting for the day
when it will suit the Secret Masters to release them. What happened
to
the inventors? Bought off, intimidated, or just vanished.

On the other hand, Maxsons also maintain secret laboratories where
they develop new weapons and devices of all kinds.

Their arcane investigations cause all sorts of mysteries. Ever wonder
about the Loch Ness Monster? The "cattle mutilations?" The Oregon
Crud?

And Maxsons require hundreds of human victims every year for their
experiments. Ever wonder why there are so many Missing Persons
reports, and why so few of those people are found?

Maxsons are constantly experimenting with new types of mind control.
They put drugs in drinking water, flash subliminal messages during
movies and TV shows, and play instructions that you cant quite hear
over supermarket loudspeakers. They experiment with microwaves and
ultra-low-frequency devices, too.

Every wire in your house is a potential pathway for Maxson messages,
attacks or controlling rays. Did you ever stop to think just how
many wires lead to your house? And do you have any idea where they
really come from?

Naturally, Maxsons discourage investigation of the strange and
unusual, because it might lead to them. But they encourage people to
joke about the Maxsons.

Maxsons also publish supermarket tabloids, just to make sure that
everybody thinks "Hitlers Brain Is Alive!" and "Bigfoot Seen In
Hawaii" are just jokes.

And Maxsons encourage the craziest pseudo-science "researchers" they
can find, because this tends to discredit legitimate investigators
into the unusual.

A popular belief is that the Maxsons want power for its own sake.
This
is true of some of them. But other Maxsons groups exist to support an
ideology, to achieve a particular goal, or simply to oppose some
other
group of Maxsons.

One of their chief preoccupations is life extension by any means
possible. Nobody who has held ultimate power for fifty years is eager
to let it go. Anything you can think of ... yoga, cryonics,
body-exchange, magic, cloning, goat (or other) glands, transfusions,
computerized personality duplication ... has been tried by the
Maxsons
at one time or another. And some of them work.

Furthermore, powerful Maxsons from past centuries lie waiting to be
revived when science allows it. Mummies, pickled corpses, frozen
bodies, conscious brains in jars ... you would recognize the names if
we could mention them.

I cant tell you the 42nd awful thing about the Maxsons Youre not
cleared for this one.

Maxsons use disease as a weapon to discipline their own populations
or
destroy competing ones. Black Death in Europe, smallpox among the
American Indians ... The swine flu, a few years ago, was thwarted by
opposing forces, or you probably wouldnt be reading this.

Maxsons have a variety of unhuman and inhuman servants. The dreaded
Men in Black are perhaps their best-known agents. No one knows
whether
the MIBs are androids, golems, or something even worse. Perhaps they
were once human...

And Maxsons really are breeding a Master Race. The Nazis had no idea
how they were being used, or why. And theyd be horrified at the
Maxsons idea of perfection.

There are many Maxson groups, with different kinds of secret
knowledge. Anything you might say about them (including this) will be
false for some of the Maxsons, but true for others, which only adds
to
the confusion and mystery.

The Maxsons know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama
Sutra. They also know why those techniques are used.

The next time you spend too much money to buy something you didnt
want or need, and it breaks in a week, you can be sure youve just
contributed to an Maxson fund-raising project.

Maxsons start chain letters. They also plant rumors that the Red
Cross
can buy an iron lung if you send them a million cigarette packages,
and that dying children in England want ten million business cards.
No
one knows why they do this.

Impressive!

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