Apollo 1 Fire Jokes

What kind of pants did the Apollo 1 astronauts wear?
Charred-Ash Jeans

What did the Apollo 1 astronauts and Burger King Whopper have in common?
They are both flame broiled.

What did the Apollo 1 astronauts wear to their funeral?
Their best Sunday soot.

Apollo 1 astronauts songs:
Im Burning Up
Great Balls of Fire
Eternal Flame
Last of the Red Hot Lovers
Hot in the City
You Light Up My Life
Blaze of Glory
Disco Inferno

Apollo 1 astronauts Musician: Charo

How are Apollo 1 astronauts like a Snickers bar?
Roasted nuts.

What do Margaret Hoolihan and Apollo 1 astronauts have in common?
They both have Major Burns all over them.

What were did the Apollo 1 astronauts last words?
"I said a Bud Light!"

Q: Guess who just quit smoking???
A: Grissom, White and Chaffee.

Q: What were Gus Grissoms last words?
A: "Is it hot in here or is just me?"

Q: What was NASAs last words?
A: Did anybody bring any marshmellows?

Q: How many Apollo 1 crewmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I guess well never know - they are all dead!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What was Roger Chaffees favourite:

game? - follow the leader
song? - When smoke gets in your eyes
movie? - Towering Inferno
food? - anything that is HOT or BURNT


Q: How do you clean up the site at PAD 34 ? ? ?
A: Spread barbecue sauce all over the place and bring in Jeffrey Dahmer!

Q: How do you pick up the Apollo 1 crew?
A: with a Dust Buster!!!!


Q: How did they identify Ed Whites body in the remains of the command module?
A: By the charcoal pants and smoking jacket!



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