[OT] Calling Pat!

So, Pat, I guess this confirms your impressions of steamy aliens on Star
Trek, doesn't it? I mean, if we concede that human Borg are aliens
anyway:

"Jeri Ryan said her then-husband took her on three 'surprise trips' in
the spring of 1998 to New Orleans, New York and Paris, during which he
took her to sex clubs. She said she refused to go in the first and went
into the second at his insistence.

'It was a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging
from the ceiling,' she said in the court document, adding that her
husband 'wanted me to have sex with him there, with another couple
watching. I refused.' "

Of course, what makes this all the more interesting is that the
ex-husband in question is running for the Senate as a Republican from
Illinois. This kind of belies the whole "family values" plank in the
party's usual campaign platform, though . . . :-p

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/22/ryan.divorce/index.html

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Herb Schaltegger wrote:

Of course, what makes this all the more interesting is that the
ex-husband in question is running for the Senate as a Republican from
Illinois. This kind of belies the whole "family values" plank in the
party's usual campaign platform, though . . . :-p

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/22/ryan.divorce/index.html


This is wonderful...thank you for sharing it. But I still must ask
myself- even though Voyager is off the air... is Jeri Ryan yet
completly implant free? ;-)

Pat

"Herb Schaltegger" wrote in
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...
Of course, what makes this all the more interesting is that the
ex-husband in question is running for the Senate as a Republican from
Illinois. This kind of belies the whole "family values" plank in the
party's usual campaign platform, though . . . :-p

I can see him now, crawling after her with a pacifier in one hand and a
diaper on his ass, yelling "Assimilate me! Assimilate me!"

Let's face it, with the spike heels and that costume she was dressed like a
Borg wet dream. On the other hand, her personality was a refreshing
difference from all the saccarine blandness of the post-Roddenberry era.

Herb Schaltegger wrote:

So, Pat, I guess this confirms your impressions of steamy aliens on Star
Trek, doesn't it? I mean, if we concede that human Borg are aliens
anyway:

The insidious quality of what might be going on here just occurred to me
Jeri ryan is the former wife of senator _Jack Ryan_, like in the Tom
Clancy character....and guess who played Jack Ryan's _wife_ in "The Hunt
For Red October"???? LITTLE MS. COCK TEASE "LET'S PLAY DOCTOR"
HERSELF....GATES MCFADDEN- THAT'S WHO!
Well...the plot become clear now, doesn't it? Or at least it soon
will.... shortly after the affair between President Bush and _Jolene
Blalock_ comes to light!
I don't know about you....but my tinfoil hat now has a pair of pointed
ears on it! :-P

pat

"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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This is wonderful...thank you for sharing it. But I still must ask
myself- even though Voyager is off the air... is Jeri Ryan yet
completly implant free? ;-)

Throw her naked into a pool, ands and feet tied. If she bobs to the surface
face up, you'll know. If she sinks to the bottom, well, you'll still know.

Herb Schaltegger wrote:

Of course, what makes this all the more interesting is that the
ex-husband in question is running for the Senate as a Republican from
Illinois. This kind of belies the whole "family values" plank in the
party's usual campaign platform, though . . . :-p

Uh... no.

http://cbs2chicago.com/illinois/IL--...rces_news_html

While Ryan has spent time in recent days attempting to shore up support among the party leadership, one Republican member of the Illinois congressional delegation called for Ryan to withdraw as a
candidate.

U.S. Rep. Ray LaHood, R-Peoria, said Ryan needs to quit the campaign for the good of himself, his family and his party.

``There's no way the people of Illinois are going to countenance this behavior from a Senate candidate from the Republican Party,'' LaHood said.


Whena Republican acts poorly, his party turns him out (Gingrich and
Lott spring to mind). When a Democrat behaves poorly, Ted Kennedy
sloshes up and pats him on the back, Bill Clinton congratulates him, NOW
and Jessie Jackson fire up the attack dogs in his defense.
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 20:30:46 -0400, "Scott Hedrick"
wrote:


"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
...
This is wonderful...thank you for sharing it. But I still must ask
myself- even though Voyager is off the air... is Jeri Ryan yet
completly implant free? ;-)

Throw her naked into a pool, ands and feet tied. If she bobs to the surface
face up, you'll know. If she sinks to the bottom, well, you'll still know.

....And if she weighs as much as a witch, she's still a Borg.


OM

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Scott Lowther wrote:


Whena Republican acts poorly, his party turns him out (Gingrich and
Lott spring to mind). When a Democrat behaves poorly, Ted Kennedy
sloshes up and pats him on the back, Bill Clinton congratulates him, NOW
and Jessie Jackson fire up the attack dogs in his defense.

The difference is that the Democrats don't set out to declare themselves
perfect moral paragons in the sexual sense, which the Republicans
do...so what looks like human fallibility on the part of a Democrat,
comes off as rank hypocrisy on the part of a Republican...and where
the Democrats seem to engage in fairly normal (if sometimes a bit gay),
sex, the Republican stuff seems to have a real dominance/submission
aspect to it in a lot of cases. I still like the idea that he was going
to drag her over to the sex clubs and think that no one was going to
recognize her...we all know that Star Trek fans are complete perverts,
who can't get an erection unless the woman is painted green, emitting
cooing sounds like a Tribble, and attempting to suck all the salt out of
their bodies in a most unusual manner. "Look!" -the sex club patrons
would yell- "It's 44 of D! Let us examine her implants!" ..and from her
suspended tritanium cage, Marina Sirtis would sneer down at them in
disgust, and think "how fickle...how fickle..." then she would urinate
on them, while cursing them in Klingonese.. but even that wouldn't work
anymore, as another page turned in the Star Trek Sex Story, and a new
player entered the Great Galactic Game. :-)

Pat

On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 01:47:58 -0500, Pat Flannery
wrote:

we all know that Star Trek fans are complete perverts

....**** you, Pat. I'm a PREvert. I just haven't verted yet.

OM

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OM wrote:

...And if she weighs as much as a witch, she's still a Borg.


So...we can build a bridge out of her? With flashing lights and
everything? ;-)

Pat