VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2005

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon out of
the box and scribbled this in :

Here follows the one true ballot for the January 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until
12:00 noon GMT on February 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

BOBO AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Damon DeCrescenzo & David Burstyn


KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Curtis & Hoppy
James Harris
Will Dockery
none of the above


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght
Henrietta K Thomas
Stephen P Vanier
none of the above


COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght
David Tholen
none of the above


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

Alex Cain & Will Dockery
TaDa Pope, alias Nonsequiturlexa
none of the above


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Uni


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Nicky Scalia, alias OMNIMAN


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Lynne Lyons, alias Hoofprints


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Will Dockery


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Pamela K Russell
Soc.Men
Uni


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght & Russell B Waters
Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J
Soc.Men






--
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

Forwarded to newsgroups suffering from Tholenization digestion:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the January 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on February 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

BOBO AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Damon DeCrescenzo & David Burstyn


KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Curtis & Hoppy
James Harris
Will Dockery
none of the above


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght
Henrietta K Thomas
Stephen P Vanier
none of the above


COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght
David Tholen
none of the above


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

Alex Cain & Will Dockery
TaDa Pope, alias Nonsequiturlexa
none of the above


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Uni


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Nicky Scalia, alias OMNIMAN


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Lynne Lyons, alias Hoofprints


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Will Dockery


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Pamela K Russell
Soc.Men
Uni


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght & Russell B Waters
Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J
Soc.Men

--
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ

"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
-- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional non-human self-image

Ross wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler pulled a bright blue crayon out
of
the box and scribbled this in :

Here follows the one true ballot for the January 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified,
mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo
Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of
the
ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until
12:00 noon GMT on February 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next
time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
-

BOBO AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Damon DeCrescenzo & David Burstyn


KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Curtis & Hoppy
James Harris
Will Dockery
none of the above


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght
Henrietta K Thomas
Stephen P Vanier
none of the above


COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght
David Tholen
none of the above


Tholen


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

Alex Cain & Will Dockery
TaDa Pope, alias Nonsequiturlexa
none of the above


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Chuck Lysaght


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Uni


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Nicky Scalia, alias OMNIMAN


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Lynne Lyons, alias Hoofprints


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote "yes" or "no".)

Will Dockery


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Pamela K Russell
Soc.Men
Uni


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght & Russell B Waters
Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J
Soc.Men






--
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.