Future Astronomy magazine articles

I picked up a copy of Astronomy at a magazine rack and was greeted by a
cover which featured the bold word, "IMPACT," with a supporting subheadline
which continued something to the effect of what we can do and what we can't
do about an inevitable devastating asteroid collision with Earth.
Naturally, there was a picture of the killer hurling its way down to us.
Also featured on the cover was a story dealing with the TRUTH about
astrology. Has the National Enquirer obtained the magazine?

I would suggest future issues may contain the following articles:

9. We Rate the Best 60mm, 675x Department Store Scopes
8. The Best Reasons For Not Observing When the Sky Is Overcast
7. Have Your Ashes Interned In Your Tele Vue
6. Convert Your 25" Obsession To a Casket
5. Why They Won't Let Bush Pronounce "Uranus"
4. Using your new telescope, part 1: Where To Put Your Eye
3. Rethinking GO TO After the Pole Shift
2. "GAL" ileo, "GAL" axy, "GAL" lon, & "GAL" lbladder. . .We Search For
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Martin