Astronomy is EVIL, the DEVIL invented it !

Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like astronomy, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this ultimate evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Astronomy is evil, studying it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches study astronomy.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

(Harlan Osier) wrote in message
om:

Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil,SLAP!

Can't accept the fact that the Earth is spherical?

I think Harlan's problem runs a little deeper than just that.

Saul Levy


On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:12:47 +0000 (UTC), "Mr. 4X"
wrote:

(Harlan Osier) wrote in message
. com:

Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil,SLAP!

Can't accept the fact that the Earth is spherical?

(Harlan Osier) wrote in
om:

Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like astronomy, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this ultimate evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Astronomy is evil, studying it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches study astronomy.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

pssst... that's "ASTROLOGY".

don't worry... it's a confusion made by lots of people.

Paul Lawler wrote:

(Harlan Osier) wrote in
om:


Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like astronomy, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this ultimate evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Astronomy is evil, studying it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches study astronomy.And heretics and witches shall BURN !


pssst... that's "ASTROLOGY".

don't worry... it's a confusion made by lots of people.

This Harry Ass, or whatever, has made the same post, with one
alteration, to sci.archaeology. You can probably guess what the
alteration was.

The common denominator seems to be the other two ngs, and at
least the can.ai group is full of jokesters and motherfunsters.
(I may have mis-spelled that last word.)

--
Tom McDonald

In article , Tom McDonald wrote:
This Harry Ass, or whatever, has made the same post, with one
alteration, to sci.archaeology. You can probably guess what the
alteration was.

Something very similar happened in sci.geology a while ago as
well. I'm not sure if this is a 'bot in development, or a singularly
unimaginative troll.
--
Aidan Karley,
Aberdeen, Scotland,
Location: 57°10'11" N, 02°08'43" W (sub-tropical Aberdeen), 0.021233

Astrology isn't evil, Paul. It keeps lots of people busy in
(hopefully!) other newsgroups rather than here! =8-) Harlan wrote
what he thinks! He's mentally ill, but...

Saul Levy


On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:16:37 GMT, Paul Lawler
wrote:

(Harlan Osier) wrote in
. com:

Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like astronomy, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this ultimate evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Astronomy is evil, studying it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches study astronomy.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

pssst... that's "ASTROLOGY".

don't worry... it's a confusion made by lots of people.

WOW, that's a new thought! Learning about reality and the entire
Universe is EVIL? Harlan you need professional help immediately!

Jews don't believe in the Devil anyway.

Saul Levy


On 13 Sep 2004 14:23:13 -0700, (Harlan Osier)
wrote:

Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like astronomy, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this ultimate evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Astronomy is evil, studying it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches study astronomy.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

"Harlan Osier" bravely wrote to "All" (13 Sep 04 14:23:13)
--- on the heady topic of "Astronomy is EVIL, the DEVIL invented it !"

HO From: (Harlan Osier)

HO Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
HO souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

HO Astronomy is evil, studying it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
HO witches study astronomy.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Stop deluding yourself with historically quaint supersitions about
invisible beings that nobody has ever seen and in who's name billions
have been sacrified at the hand of humankind in the grips of a mass
psychosis! (well, that's what Freud wrote)

A*s*i*m*o*v

.... What astronomers see is out of this world!

(Harlan Osier) wrote in message . com...
Astronomy is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like astronomy, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

If heaven is filled with people such as yourself, I'd gladly
go to hell just to be away from you.


So stop supporting this ultimate evil now to save your soul.

You mean, gasp, vote democratic?

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

With bushie leading the parade.

Astronomy is evil, studying it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches study astronomy.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

They did this skit on Monty Python a long time ago.