Best singles ads ever

Subject: best singles ads ever

This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared
in
The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm
a
very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy
winter
nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of

your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the
front
door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss
me
and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about
an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.

Pretty darn funny.

Off Topic but its still worth reading..

jon

"szaki" wrote in message news:DBovc.42056$Ly.5641@attbi_s01...

This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared
in
The Atlanta Journal.

snip

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about
an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/nonsense/sbf.htm

"szaki" wrote in message
newsBovc.42056$Ly.5641@attbi_s01...
Men are so easy.

Some more than others.
Throwing them all into the same boat shows your great sense of bigtry. Thank
you

szaki wrote
Men are so easy.

The dogs would be lonely if we weren't.

Denis
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I'll stick with my cats.


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"DT" wrote in message
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szaki wrote
Men are so easy.

The dogs would be lonely if we weren't.

Denis
--
DT
Replace nospam with the antithesis of hills


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"szaki" wrote in message
news:DBovc.42056$Ly.5641@attbi_s01...

This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared
in
The Atlanta Journal.

snip

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about
an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/nonsense/sbf.htm

well.... it was still funny. g

snip

Men are so easy.

How many have you tried?

"Insane Ranter" wrote in message
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"szaki" wrote in message
newsBovc.42056$Ly.5641@attbi_s01...
Men are so easy.

Some more than others.
Throwing them all into the same boat shows your great sense of bigtry. Thank
you



"bigtry"
hehehe

Is that like "lame attempt"?

"Starlord" wrote in message ...
I'll stick with my cats.


Me, too! I don't know where I would be without them. (Pooh_B,
Eeyore, Tigger, and Sheba. I love them.)

Francis