Same days you just can't win ...

A woman is in the delivery room, about to pop her first baby.
She is shrieking in agony and wailing in pain as her husband looks on,
at a loss as to what to do. In her anger, she finally turns on him:
"You sorry *******, I should have never let you touch me in the first
place ... this is all your fault ... you must be proud of yourself!!!"

The poor guy, totally embarrassed utters: "Remember honey, I just
wanted to stick it up your pooper, but you insisted that would be
too painful."


PS: I don't know what this has to do with Astronomy, but it is funny
....