Picture of Me In alt.binaries.pictures.astro

John Steinberg:
Although I've seen many of you on film, it occurred to me the other
night that you cannot say the same of me. Consequently I've decided to
correct that so you, the home viewer, can attach a picture to the
words...

No wonder your eyes are red -- the 'scope is aimed right at the sun! Or
at one of them, anyway; the varying specular reflections from your hat
and the 'scope tell me that there were two suns in the sky at Lake of
the Flaatus when this portrait was made.

"Redistribution Expressly Prohibited" is a humorous touch, but it won't
help you. I've already run this image through Photoshop and sold
one-time-use rights to _Popular Mechanics_ and _Men's Health_
magazines, as well as several of my own family members, under my own
name.

Davoud

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