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SMITHSONIAN FINALLY DESTROYS ED CONRAD'S CREDIBILITY
We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now that one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified bones, teeth and soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins near Mahanoy City, Pa., in strata dated at a minimum of 280 million years by the U.S Geological Survey and every geology textbook ever published. IF true -- which it definitely isn't -- it certainly would mean that Charley Darwin and his Theory of Evolution has made a monkey out of all of us for more than a century, something that just isn't even remotely possible. Typical Front-Row Seating at an Ed Conrad Press Conference http://www.ericgarland.co/wp-content...ak-No-Evil.jpg To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL, are dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant prick has been RIGHT ALL ALONG while constantly accusing our most prestigious scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy. This picture, in particular, disturbs us greatly. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical evidence to back up his big mouth and all he is doing is ****ing us off royally. In fact, many of we atheists and evolutionists actually toss and turn in our sleep and a few of us have been suffering with messy Diarrhea.since Ed Conrad reared his ugly head.. Just take a gander at the Raving Lunatic's blurry photos below and you'll see for yourself that NONE of them could possibly be identified as petrified bones, etc. PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER Photo shows 662-pound boulder after it was removed from between anthracite veins from depth of approximately 250 feet. http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg Photo does not reveal the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human cranium. http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., did not identifiy dried blood in granules removed from inner surface of what bears a distinct likeness to a human skull, even though the raving lunatic says it did. OTHER SPECIMENS NOT IDENTIFIED AS PETRIFIED REMAINS http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT. http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils should look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common ordinary rocks. Meanwhile, we pay absolutely no attention to the moron's posting of messages like these. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...746d1874428c2d http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...890cc6b0147f2e http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...25ca3a15cdc0a9 http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...da998f68477f0b AND WE CERTAINLY PAY NO ATTENTION' TO ED CONRAD'S WEB PAGES http://www.edconrad.com and http://www.edconrad.org ================== In fact, to prove how right we are and how wrong Ed Conrad is, we at the Smithsonian offer this letter that was sent to him by no less than David Pilbeam -- then professor of anthropology at Harvard Universit.: It confirms, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Ed Conrad is a Horse's Ass. Dear Mr. Conrad: Thank you for your letter. I do not think you have a fossil. I find it incredible that anyone familiar with fossils would. Any further correspondence would waste both our times. Sincerely, David Pilbeam Harvard University Just look at Davey's "impressive" credentials . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pilbeam ====================== GOOD GAWD! http://www.edconrad.com/ug/index.html ====================== WHERE THE EVOLUTION-BUSTERS WERE FOUND ( This is Sort of Classified So Don't Tell a Freakin' fSoul.) Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe. Click on the URL to make it large (Or dab with Viagra). THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM "Oh, the Humanity" http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472383101&p=52 -- Ed Conrad ======================== "We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." -- Plato "You're not only fighting the man in the ring, Ed. 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SMITHSONIAN FINALLY DESTROYS ED CONRAD'S CREDIBILITY
"Intrepid" wrote in message ... We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now that one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! Mr. Conrad has received the highest honor from the Flat Earth Society, the Cold Fusion Award, with his invention of the world's first perpetual motion machine. |
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SMITHSONIAN FINALLY DESTROYS ED CONRAD'S CREDIBILITY
On Jan 8, 11:02*am, "Robert A. Leffingwell"
wrote: "Intrepid" wrote in message ... We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now that one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! *Mr. Conrad has received the highest honor from the Flat Earth Society, the Cold Fusion Award, *with his invention of the world's first perpetual motion machine. Since those honors are all lies, you must be the LLPOF FUD-master. |
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SMITHSONIAN FINALLY DESTROYS ED CONRAD'S CREDIBILITY
"Brad Guth" wrote in message ... Since those honors are all lies, you must be the LLPOF FUD-master. and you are one dumb pile of crap for not knowing what's tongue-in-cheek. Do yourself and your country a favor. Move to France. In this way the average IQ of both the US and France will increase. |
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