Cooking Aliens II

I find that many people here on this very NG, this NG called
alt.astronomy are into cooking beings that they recognize as being
alien to the planet earth. Some sez that the bluer the alien, the
tougher the meat. So what? Tough meat, if you know what to do with
it can be quite flavorful. I just caught myself a hog from Pluto.
The ****er was ice cold, and had run around the mountains of Pluto
(and Uranus as it turns out) for eons. When I finally crossbowed it,
it took an 800# cross bow to put a bolt into it's ornery hide. I put
it into a Venutian BBQ pit, and let it slow cook for 2 months. It was
very tender. And after all that time it still snapped at me.

On 12/4/2010 12:26 PM, Reginald Transfusion wrote:
I find that many people here on this very NG, this NG called
alt.astronomy are into cooking beings that they recognize as being
alien to the planet earth. Some sez that the bluer the alien, the
tougher the meat. So what? Tough meat, if you know what to do with
it can be quite flavorful. I just caught myself a hog from Pluto.
The ****er was ice cold, and had run around the mountains of Pluto
(and Uranus as it turns out) for eons. When I finally crossbowed it,
it took an 800# cross bow to put a bolt into it's ornery hide. I put
it into a Venutian BBQ pit, and let it slow cook for 2 months. It was
very tender. And after all that time it still snapped at me.



The argument for eating Aliens

1. Aliens come here uninvited.

2. They ate Elvis.

3. They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving
probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon
unsuspecting victims.

4. They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas
and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if
you beleive what some people are saying).

5. They are Kosher meat.

6. They taste good if prepared well.

7. According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle,
when astronauts launch sattelites.

8. Their meat is safer than British Beef.




Enjoy and have a nice day! :-)

On Dec 4, 6:31*pm, HVAC wrote:
On 12/4/2010 12:26 PM, Reginald Transfusion wrote:

I find that many people here on this very NG, this NG called
alt.astronomy are into cooking beings that they recognize as being
alien to the planet earth. *Some sez that the bluer the alien, the
tougher the meat. *So what? *Tough meat, if you know what to do with
it can be quite flavorful. *I just caught myself a hog from Pluto.
The ****er was ice cold, and had run around the mountains of Pluto
(and Uranus as it turns out) for eons. *When I finally crossbowed it,
it took an 800# cross bow to put a bolt into it's ornery hide. *I put
it into a Venutian BBQ pit, and let it slow cook for 2 months. *It was
very tender. *And after all that time it still snapped at me.

The argument for eating Aliens

* * 1. * * *Aliens come here uninvited.

* * 2. * * *They ate Elvis.

* * 3. * * *They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving
probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon
unsuspecting victims.

* * 4. * * *They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas
and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if
you beleive what some people are saying).

* * 5. * * *They are Kosher meat.

* * 6. * * *They taste good if prepared well.

* * 7. * * *According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle,
when astronauts launch sattelites.

* * 8. * * *Their meat is safer than British Beef.

Enjoy and have a nice day! *:-)

Be sure to pass all of your Alien recipes to Hagar. I think it will
add a new dimension to road kill cuisine.....

RT
PS This thread stirs up memories of an old Twilight Zone where an
Alien lands and produces a book called "To Serve Man". You remember.
Dumb humans think the Aliens came to serve humanity and cure all their
ills when in Rod Serling fashion it turns out to be a cook book. Nice
twist Rod. I am sure your recipes will work on Red Necks and
Tard's.......

On Dec 5, 10:37*am, Saul Levy wrote:
Rod Serling is DEAD, EL CRAPO****HEAD!

WHO ATE HIM?

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Maybe with a little RODDENBERRY as a GARNISH?

Saul Levy

On Sun, 5 Dec 2010 07:12:45 -0800 (PST), vtcapo
wrote:



Be sure to pass all of your Alien recipes to Hagar. I think it will
add a new dimension to road kill cuisine.....

RT
PS This thread stirs up memories of an old Twilight Zone where an
Alien lands and produces a book called "To Serve Man". You remember.
Dumb humans think the Aliens came to serve humanity and cure all their
ills when in Rod Serling fashion it turns out to be a cook book. Nice
twist Rod. I am sure your recipes will work on Red Necks and
Tard's.......

Yes he's dead. As far as who ate him?...... The maggots got to him.
Aren't we all food for something else?

Pleasant thought isn't it.......

RT