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Old June 3rd 10, 10:13 PM posted to alt.astronomy
bert
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Default BP Is 100% Bull ****

They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . Two places. #1 Bush Texas ranch #2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime It fits O ya TreBert
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Old June 4th 10, 12:29 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Jun 3, 4:13*pm, bert wrote:
They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. * Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) * Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. * Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . *Two places. *#1 Bush Texas ranch *#2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime *It fits O ya * TreBert


I'm not Jewish. How do you skim chicken fat off the surface of
chicken soup?
Let's get this right, so the boys on the Gulf will know.

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Old June 4th 10, 01:41 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Brad Guth[_3_]
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On Jun 3, 2:13*pm, bert wrote:
They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. * Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) * Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. * Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . *Two places. *#1 Bush Texas ranch *#2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime *It fits O ya * TreBert


It looks to me as though that BP BOP has a substantial hydraulic motor
driven gate valve at the top, right under the that robust flange, and
there's even a mechanical drive shaft available. So what the hell
gives?

Where are those drawings and specs on that BOP?

~ BG
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Old June 4th 10, 02:40 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Bast[_2_]
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Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 3, 2:13 pm, bert wrote:
They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . Two places. #1 Bush Texas ranch #2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime It fits O ya TreBert


It looks to me as though that BP BOP has a substantial hydraulic motor
driven gate valve at the top, right under the that robust flange, and
there's even a mechanical drive shaft available. So what the hell
gives?

Where are those drawings and specs on that BOP?

~ BG


SORRY !
That information is classified.
Besides it's no longer a part of the equation anyway.

Who else thinks the next step is going to be putting the "cap" on and then
pumping the phospate-detergent car-antifreeze dispursants right into the oil
as it comes out so it never gets to the surface and they can tell everybody
its all fixed ?


  #5  
Old June 4th 10, 07:04 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Brad Guth[_3_]
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Default BP Is 100% Bull ****

On Jun 3, 2:13*pm, bert wrote:
They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. * Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) * Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. * Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . *Two places. *#1 Bush Texas ranch *#2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime *It fits O ya * TreBert


How does 4 m3/sec sound? (wide open BOP flow)
As based upon that deteriorating internal condition of their BOP and
its suggested feed pressure from all of that geothermally heated flow
(50% natural gas), perhaps 4 m3/sec of raw LNG and oily sulfur is
being conservative, with a vast geode pocket reservoir that’s packing
13,000+ psi means there’s no apparent end in sight. Recapping such a
wellhead discharge flow of 2 m3/sec isn’t going to be easy (much less
at 4 m3/sec), because as that free-flow is restricted the available
psi at the BOP exit goes up. As is, their open BOP has a 5-stack of
18.75 inch bore Cameron BOP component cut-off valves that apparently
can not be manually ROV operated, so the largest diameter that’ll fit
through is 18.75”.
http://dexautomation.com/lob.php
4 m3/sec, 19.5, 16 psig, 1.001, 1.001, .8, .8, .75 = 18.74”
2 m3/sec, 19.5, 4 psig, 1.001, 1.001, .8, .8, .75 = 18.74”
1 m3/sec, 19.5, 1 psig, 1.001, 1.001, .8, .8, .75 = 18.74”

It’s still hard to fathom, though apparently true that BP’s
dysfunctional BOP is a total goner. Its innards are most likely
eroding and becoming nothing but a smooth bore-hole that’s has been
given a full-flow green light. Once that kinked pipe is removed, it’s
hard to imagine anything less than 2 m3/sec. At any rate, it’s
obvious that BP has continually underestimated these volumes and
pressure, as well as obfuscated the environmental toxicity.

Even if a fully sealed cap shutoff were accomplished, something else
of their surface standpipe could blow or leak badly into the
surrounding bedrock. The only viable option is to contain that
outflow and divert it to surface tanker ships using pumps that can
extract more than available (where any artificial or natural spark and
they too could explode and uncontrollably burn).

The most conservative wide open BOP flow of 2 m3/sec (including
natural gas) is perhaps at best only going to be restricted down to as
little as 0.2 m3/s (1.26 barrels/sec or 53 gal/sec of oily sulfur +
whatever gas) once their cap containment dome and its mile long pipe
is attached, then whatever extent of raw natural gas subsequently
vented and/or flared off. They are still not officially telling us
what pressures exist at the BOP, so it's hard to tell what volumes of
oil and natural gas are actually taking place.

Not only has this BP fiasco been purging millions of those oily sulfur
barrels, but also contributing a hell of lot more volume of air
pollution (including benzene vapors), as well as there's also the
escapements of many other toxic elements plus always a loss of helium
that's given a one-way ticket to ride entirely away from Earth
because, helium (including He3) that’s usually under 1% doesn't bind
with anything. In conclusion, there’s pretty much nothing raw that
leaks out of such deep Earth deposits that’s beneficial or even
neutral to life as we know it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzene
There’s also an accepted determination of heavy metals in raw natural
gas, such as Hg(mercury) and even As(arsenic) that’ll stick with those
underwater plumes. Heavier and nastier elements such as Rn222(Radon)
should fall-out and decay first.

Our all-inclusive human efforts manage to vent, flare and otherwise
burn off 5 trillion m3/year of natural gas, which as we know is
actually a complex composite of gasses (hardly any of which favorable
to life as we know it), and roughly 1% of that being helium. There’s
also roughly 12 billion tonnes of CO2 and 4 million tonnes of NOx
created per year.

It seems no one really cares how much volume of raw natural gas is
being vented (in the case of BPs Deep Horizon 100 m3/barrel of oil).
It’s as though such raw natural gas doesn’t count and isn’t toxic or
of any significant environmental concern because it can’t be seen.
The hydrocarbon wizards of oil, coal and of natural gas itself are
certainly not going out of their way to educate us, because they know
it’s only bad news from start to finish, and our government that’s
very much in on the oil and gas take are doing exactly what any cloak
and dagger cabal of insiders would do, which is as little as possible
to embarrass or otherwise upset their feeders (namely Big Energy).

btw; In addition to those 11 unfortunate platform workers, SpongeBob
is seriously dead, along with 90% of other local area marine life
that hasn't adapted to breathing oily sulfur and raw toxic natural gas
saturated seawater that's O2 starved, plus the atmosphere above and
downwind is also toxic.

~ BG
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Old June 4th 10, 07:11 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Brad Guth[_3_]
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Default BP Is 100% Bull ****

On Jun 3, 6:40*pm, "Bast" wrote:
Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 3, 2:13 pm, bert wrote:
They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . Two places. #1 Bush Texas ranch #2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime It fits O ya TreBert


It looks to me as though that BP BOP has a substantial hydraulic motor
driven gate valve at the top, right under the that robust flange, and
there's even a mechanical drive shaft available. *So what the hell
gives?


Where are those drawings and specs on that BOP?


*~ BG


SORRY !
That information is classified.
Besides it's no longer a part of the equation anyway.

Who else thinks the next step is going to be putting the "cap" on and then
pumping the phospate-detergent car-antifreeze dispursants right into the oil
as it comes out so it never gets to the surface and they can tell everybody
its all fixed ?


Using a Yu-2 at 450 mm (17.7”) torpedo shouldn’t be underestimated.
Perhaps some other underwater rocket/torpedo can be modified to
deliver this lead plug.

RUM-139A/B
http://www.designation-systems.net/dusrm/m-139.html
APR-3ME rocket torpedo
http://www.dtig.org/docs/Klub-Family.pdf

~ BG
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Old June 4th 10, 01:19 PM posted to alt.astronomy
bert
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Default BP Is 100% Bull ****

On Jun 3, 7:29*pm, Mark Earnest wrote:
On Jun 3, 4:13*pm, bert wrote:

They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. * Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) * Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. * Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . *Two places. *#1 Bush Texas ranch *#2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime *It fits O ya * TreBert


I'm not Jewish. *How do you skim chicken fat off the surface of
chicken soup?
Let's get this right, so the boys on the Gulf will know.


Mark Chicken oil is at the surface and a shallow flat spoon is moved
across the surface and scopes up the oil This fat Jews make crispy
potato pancakes. French sheffs use chicken fat. It by the way costs
big bucks per ounce. Do you know how chicken soup is made? I hate
chicken soup TreBert
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Old June 4th 10, 01:30 PM posted to alt.astronomy
bert
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Default BP Is 100% Bull ****

On Jun 4, 2:11*am, Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 3, 6:40*pm, "Bast" wrote:





Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 3, 2:13 pm, bert wrote:
They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . Two places. #1 Bush Texas ranch #2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime It fits O ya TreBert


It looks to me as though that BP BOP has a substantial hydraulic motor
driven gate valve at the top, right under the that robust flange, and
there's even a mechanical drive shaft available. *So what the hell
gives?


Where are those drawings and specs on that BOP?


*~ BG


SORRY !
That information is classified.
Besides it's no longer a part of the equation anyway.


Who else thinks the next step is going to be putting the "cap" on and then
pumping the phospate-detergent car-antifreeze dispursants right into the oil
as it comes out so it never gets to the surface and they can tell everybody
its all fixed ?


Using a Yu-2 at 450 mm (17.7”) torpedo shouldn’t be underestimated.
Perhaps some other underwater rocket/torpedo can be modified to
deliver this lead plug.

*RUM-139A/B
*http://www.designation-systems.net/dusrm/m-139.html
*APR-3ME rocket torpedo
*http://www.dtig.org/docs/Klub-Family.pdf

*~ BG- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Morning TV has the tar balls washing onto the shore tide line on
Pensicola beach. BP should pass out pooper scupers to pick them up.
Pay kids for each pail they fil;l up. Ooops I forgot BP is to cheap
to pass out cash. Seems mother nature jelling this oil into tar
balls is her way of trying to save life in the beach sand. TreBert
  #9  
Old June 4th 10, 04:56 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Brad Guth[_3_]
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Default BP Is 100% Bull ****

On Jun 3, 2:13*pm, bert wrote:
They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. * Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) * Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. * Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . *Two places. *#1 Bush Texas ranch *#2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime *It fits O ya * TreBert


How does 4 m3/sec sound? (wide open BOP flow)
As based upon that deteriorating internal condition of their BOP and
its suggested feed pressure from all of that geothermally heated flow
(50% natural gas), perhaps 4 m3/sec of raw LNG and oily sulfur is
being conservative, with a vast geode pocket reservoir that’s packing
13,000+ psi means there’s no apparent end in sight. Recapping such a
wellhead discharge flow of 2 m3/sec isn’t going to be easy (much less
at 4 m3/sec), because as that free-flow is restricted the available
psi and temperature at the BOP exit goes way up.

As is, their open BOP has a 5-stack of 18.75 inch bore Cameron BOP
component cut-off valves that apparently can not be manually ROV
operated, so the largest diameter that’ll fit through is 18.75”.
http://dexautomation.com/lob.php
4 m3/sec, 19.5, 16 psig, 1.001, 1.001, .8, .8, .75 = 18.74”
2 m3/sec, 19.5, 4 psig, 1.001, 1.001, .8, .8, .75 = 18.74”
1 m3/sec, 19.5, 1 psig, 1.001, 1.001, .8, .8, .75 = 18.74”

It’s still hard to fathom, though apparently true that BP’s
dysfunctional BOP is a total goner. Its innards are most likely
eroding and becoming nothing but a smooth bore-hole that’s has been
given a full-flow green light. Once that kinked pipe is removed, it’s
hard to imagine anything less than 2 m3/sec. At any rate, it’s
blatantly obvious that BP has continually underestimated these volumes
and BOP pressure, as well as having obfuscated as to the environmental
toxicity (atmospheric as well as ocean and land).

Even if a fully sealed cap shutoff were accomplished, something else
of their surface standpipe could blow or leak badly into the
surrounding bedrock. The only viable option is to contain that
outflow and divert it to surface tanker ships using pumps that can
extract more than available (where any artificial or natural spark and
they too could explode and uncontrollably burn).

The most conservative wide open BOP flow of 2 m3/sec (including
natural gas) is perhaps at best only going to be restricted down to a
BOP flow of as little as 0.2 m3/s (1.26 barrels/sec or 53 gal/sec of
oily sulfur + whatever gas) once their cap containment dome and its
mile long pipe is attached, then whatever extent of raw natural gas
subsequently vented and/or flared off. They are still not officially
telling us what pressures exist at their BOP, so it's hard to tell
what volumes of oil and natural gas are actually taking place. This
morning they claim a wellhead partial containment of capturing 1000
barrels/day (roughly 5%~10%), and otherwise still ignoring those
volume of raw natural gas.

Not only has this BP fiasco been purging millions of those oily sulfur
barrels, but also contributing a hell of lot more volume of air
pollution (including benzene vapors), as well as there's also the
escapements of many other toxic elements plus always a loss of helium
that's given a one-way ticket to ride entirely away from Earth
because, helium (including He3) that’s usually under 1% that doesn't
bind with anything. In conclusion, there’s pretty much nothing raw
that leaks out of such deep Earth deposits that’s beneficial or even
neutral to life as we know it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzene
There’s also an accepted determination of heavy metals in raw natural
gas, such as Hg(mercury) and even As(arsenic) that’ll initially stick
within those underwater plumes. Heavy and nastier elements such as
lead, cadmium, thorium, radium and Rn222(radon that should fall-out
and decay first) are only going to remain toxic to ocean floor/basin
life that’s food to most everything else.

Our all-inclusive human efforts manage to vent, flare and otherwise
burn off 5 trillion m3/year of natural gas, which as we know is
actually a complex composite of gasses (hardly any of which favorable
to life as we know it), and roughly 1% of that being helium. There’s
also roughly 12 billion tonnes of CO2 and 4 million tonnes of NOx
created per year.

It seems no one really cares how much volume of raw natural gas is
being vented (in the case of BPs Deep Horizon 100 m3/barrel of oil).
It’s as though such raw natural gas doesn’t count and isn’t toxic or
of any significant environmental concern because it can’t be seen.
The hydrocarbon wizards of oil, coal and of natural gas itself are
certainly not going out of their way to educate us, because they know
it’s only bad news from start to finish, and our government that’s
very much in on the oil and gas take are doing exactly what any cloak
and dagger cabal of insiders would do, which is as little as possible
to embarrass or otherwise upset their feeders (namely Big Energy).

btw; In addition to those 11 unfortunate platform workers, SpongeBob
is seriously dead, along with 90% of other local area marine life
that hasn't adapted to breathing oily sulfur and raw toxic natural gas
saturated seawater that's O2 starved, plus the atmosphere above and
downwind is also toxic.

~ BG
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Old June 4th 10, 05:27 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Brad Guth[_3_]
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Default BP Is 100% Bull ****

On Jun 4, 5:30*am, bert wrote:
On Jun 4, 2:11*am, Brad Guth wrote:



On Jun 3, 6:40*pm, "Bast" wrote:


Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 3, 2:13 pm, bert wrote:
They will not pay $75,000,000 to fiix the leak. Still they always had
enough brains to save the Gulf but it also would cost money. Every
Jewish mother knows how to skim chicken fat of the surface of chicken
soup. (get the picture) Using oil tankers with an inverse plow
feature would do the job 93%. Little engineering brains needed. Now
as when each taker is full "what to do with this salty oil"? Answer is
simple . Two places. #1 Bush Texas ranch #2 Buckingham palace
Slime going to slime It fits O ya TreBert


It looks to me as though that BP BOP has a substantial hydraulic motor
driven gate valve at the top, right under the that robust flange, and
there's even a mechanical drive shaft available. *So what the hell
gives?


Where are those drawings and specs on that BOP?


*~ BG


SORRY !
That information is classified.
Besides it's no longer a part of the equation anyway.


Who else thinks the next step is going to be putting the "cap" on and then
pumping the phospate-detergent car-antifreeze dispursants right into the oil
as it comes out so it never gets to the surface and they can tell everybody
its all fixed ?


Using a Yu-2 at 450 mm (17.7”) torpedo shouldn’t be underestimated.
Perhaps some other underwater rocket/torpedo can be modified to
deliver this lead plug.


*RUM-139A/B
*http://www.designation-systems.net/dusrm/m-139.html
*APR-3ME rocket torpedo
*http://www.dtig.org/docs/Klub-Family.pdf


*~ BG- Hide quoted text -


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Morning TV has the tar balls washing onto the shore tide line on
Pensicola beach. * BP should pass out pooper scupers to pick them up.
Pay kids for each pail *they fil;l up. *Ooops I forgot BP is to cheap
to pass out cash. * * Seems mother nature jelling this oil into tar
balls is her way of trying to save life in the beach sand. *TreBert


BP is recovering %510% of their gas and oily sulfur (better results
if you only account for their oily sulfur portion).

Clearly they are still in trial-and-error damage-control. I guess
Rothschilds and their ZNR approved Big Energy friends get unlimited do-
overs.

Basically they need to suck harder than the dysfunctional BOP is
delivering, and clearly they are still not doing that. Perhaps as
little as a 10,000 shp inline pump (something like a bow-thruster or
hydroelectric turbine) would do the trick.

~ BG
 




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