BREAKING NEWS -- Ghastly Suicide Outside Smithsonian . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg

None other than the late, great Wilton M. Krogman, one of the
world's foremost experts on human anatomy and author of "The
uman Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," identified one of Ed
Conrad's petrified fossils as human.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

Krogman identified it as a calvarium, a human skull with the eye
sockets broken off.

I informed the Legion of Manchurian Candidates nesting
in talk.origins and other pseudoscience news groups but,
unfortunately, truth couldn't cut through all their brainwash.
Why, one of the mental retards even posted...

APES AND ED CONRAD THE MORON

rick wrote to sci.anthropology, talk.origins
and sci.archaeology in response to "Apes and Ed Conrad
the Moron":

The Intrepid Ed Conrad wrote:

In fact, Dr. Hooton made his feelings known -- as a
true scientist should -- when he published a book
which he appropriately entitled "Apes, Men and
Morons,"

: Commented Rick:

: He (Hooton) misnamed it.
: Should have been "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron."
: Does anyone know what institution this moron is in?
: Why do they let the patients have access to the internet?

Yes, Mr. Pseudo, I indeed have spent time in an institution.

The Smithsonian INSTITUTION.

Had to leave, though.
They refused to open the windows to let their stink out.

=========================

MAN AS OLD AS COAL
(Evolution in Deep Sh*t)
http://www.edconrad.com

FOSSILS -- SOME HUMAN -- DISCOVERED
BETWEEN PENNSYLVANIA ANTHRACITE VEINS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg

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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/index.html

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A FEW EUROPEAN NEWSPAPERS
National Newspapers of the United Kingdom
Daily Express
Daily Mail
Daily Mirror
Daily Star
Electronic Telegraph
Financial Times
News of the World
Observer (Sunday)
Sunday Mirror
Sunday People
Sunday Times
The Guardian
The Independent
The Sun
The Times

National Newspapers of Germany
Bild-Zeitung
Die Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Der Spiegel
Der Spiegel (English)
Die Tageszeitung
Die Welt
Die Zeit
Handelsblatt

National Newspapers of Italy
La Repubblica
La Stampa
Il Corriere della Sera
L'Unità
Il Sole 24 Ore
Il Manifesto

National Newspapers of Sweden
Aftonbladet
Dagens Nyheter
Svenska Dagbladet

National Newspapers of Ireland
Irish Examiner
Irish Times
The Sunday Business Post
The Sunday World

ABBREVIATED VERSION OF ED'S ENEMIES LIST

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg

Smithsonian Institution
University of California -- Berkeley
Penn State University
University of Pennsylvana
Jphns Hopkins University
Paleontolgoy Research Institute
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison

American Association of Physical Anthropologists
Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology

UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society

INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists

Acoustical Society of America
American Association of Colleges of Pharmacy
American Association of Cereal Chemists
American Association of Engineering Societies
American Association of Physics Teachers
American Association of University Professors
American Association of University Women
American Astronautical Society
American Astronomical Society
American Chemical Society
American College of Dentists
American Dental Association
American Economic Association
American Educational Research Association
American Ethnological Society
American Fisheries Society
American Geological Institute
American Geophysical Union
American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics
American Institute of Biological Sciences
American Institute of Chemical Engineers
American Institute of Chemists
American Mathematical Society
American Medical Association
American Meteorological Society
American Nuclear Society
American Oil Chemists' Society
American Physical Society
American Physiological Society
American Phytopathological Society
American Psychiatric Association
American Psychological Association
American Society for Cell Biology
American Society for Engineering Education
American Society for Horticultural Science
American Society for Information Science
ASM International
American Society for Microbiology
American Society for Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics
American Society for Quality Control
American Society of Aesthetics
American Society of Animal Science
American Society of Civil Engineers
American Society of Mechanical Engineers
American Society of Zoologists
American Statistical Association
American Vacuum Society
Association of American Geographers
Association of Research Libraries
Association of Southeastern Biologists
Association for Women in Science
Astronomical Society of the Pacific
Biophysical Society
FASEB (Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology)
Geological Society of America
History of Science Society
Industrial Research Institute
Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc.(IEEE)
Institute of Industrial Engineers
Instrument Society of America
International Association for Impact Assessment
International Communication Association
International Society for Measurement and Control
International Society for Systems Sciences
Mathematical Association of America
Medical Library Association, Inc.
Microscopy Society of America
National Association for Research in Science Teaching
National Association of Biology Teachers
National Council of Teachers of Mathematics
National Geographic Society
National Science Teachers Association
National Society of Black Engineers
National Society of Professional Engineers
Optical Society of America
Planetary Society
Rural Sociological Society
School Science and Mathematics Association
Sigma Delta Epsilon/Graduate Women in Science, Inc.
Sigma Xi, The Scientific Research Society
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Industrial Microbiology
Society for Social Studies of Science
Society of Women Engineers
Soil Science Society of America
Speech Communication Association
Volunteers in Technical Assistance (VITA)

What? Did they turn down Ed Conrad's dog-chewed Barbie head again?

--
Lars Eighner *Atheist #1965* http://larseighner.com/
208 days since Rick Warren prayed over Bush's third term.
Obama: No hope, no change, more of the same. Yes, he can, but no, he won't.

On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:40:46 +0000 (UTC), the following
appeared in sci.skeptic, posted by Lars Eighner
:

What? Did they turn down Ed Conrad's dog-chewed Barbie head again?

Apparently. It was a true American Tragedy (TM).
--

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
- McNameless

Lars Eighner wrote:
What? Did they turn down Ed Conrad's dog-chewed Barbie head again?

The one on his shoulders?

--
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.

I see Ed's back on the paper round. Head the size of a planet. Brain
the size of a [fossilised] walnut. Isn't it awful that anyone so
obviously unwell can't get an invalidity pension? Is a man truly
measured by the [claimed] quantity of his cut and paste enemies? Did
Einstein's bicycle gain stature for knowing its owner so intimately?
Was Nero's fiddle more important than Nero himself? Was the fiddle the
essential key to lock Nero into popular history? Does Ed's paper round
gain stature from those who populate his lists? If a Mars meteorite
were to fall to earth (as they do) would it have any greater
consequence for a direct hit on Ed's paper round?

Answers on a postcard, please, to: s.a.a.
(may contain nuts but very few bolts from the blue)