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Like something straight out of Futurama, the smokeless electronic
cigarette has now arrived!: http://www.blucigs.com/ Wasn't there a Jetsons episode where George was advertising these? :-) Apparently it has a blue LED in the end that glows as you "smoke" it., although there is no smoke involved, and the art of blowing smoke rings will soon die unless you use a IR detector to spot invisible heated vortices in the air near the "smoker". If they changed that blue one to a red LED, you could have a combo cigarette/flashlight/laser pointer. With further development, maybe even a death ray. But this was predicted decades ago by Ian Fleming, in the story "You Only Lay Twice" "With his traditional Japanese pride,'Tiger' Tanaka stated: 'This electronic cigarette could save your life, Bond-san.' Coolly, Bond replied: 'You sound like a commercial....'. ....little did 007 suspect that even as the search for the hidden SPECTRE rocket base went forward, Ernst Stavros Blofeld was already placing a plug of Isotopic Chewing Tobacco into his mouth, turning his saliva into something as deadly as the venom of a spitting cobra. Despite Tiger's apparent enthusiasm for a homosexual encounter, Bond wanted nothing to do the strange Oriental, suspecting that his anus might well conceal a hidden razor blade, as did many of the vaginas of the Japanese prostitutes he had encountered in the post-war period. The memory of the beautiful - but deadly - Long Sukayu came to mind, but he put it quickly aside." P.S. Remember..."Blu" is the world's _best_ electronic cigarette! Have nothing to do with "Bru", its back-engineered Chinese knock-off! Those things have set fire to people's faces due to poor quality control standards. Pat |
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