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Old November 2nd 08, 04:26 AM posted to sci.astro.seti
Matt Giwer
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Barack Obama's real Secret
by Matt Giwer, © 2008 [Oct]

Answer this question if you can. Do you know anyone who actually saw Barack
Obama in Hawaii? He said he was visiting his ailing grandmother. What was he
really doing? Why was his plane off the radar for over an hour? Can anyone
answer that question?

Two years of painstaking research have finally paid off. We know who, or
should we say what, Barack Obama really is. He was not born in Kenya. He was
not born in Hawaii. Now the astounding truth can be told just in time to save
the United States from disaster.

Barack Obama was born on the 4th planet from Epsilon Eridani ten and a half
light years -- 63 trillion miles -- from our Earth.

Barack Obama is a space alien!

Back in the 1960s Betty and Barney Hill were abducted by space aliens from
Epsilon Eridani. Few know that Betty was White and Barney was Black. They were
a mixed race couple. That is the one thing Barack Obama cannot hide.

The Hills were subject to painful medical procedures. One of Betty's eggs and
Barney's sperm were modified with alien DNA and Barack Obama was conceived
half White, half Black and half Space Alien.

The space aliens returned the Hills to Earth and took the fertilized egg to
their home world in the Epsilon Eridani system. There he was raised as an
Eridanian. He was trained to prepare the Earth for invasion and conquest by
these aliens.

You have been warned!

SAVE THE EARTH!
VOTE for JOHN MCCAIN!

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