Santa's Memo to His Reindeer

On Dasher, On Dancer, to chimneys you'll soar
So speedy! So silent! (Not as loud as jets roar)
And we'll pass up the houses
Of the pseudos, those louses
You know Santa doesn't stop at the home of a whore.

Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

[Ed set followups to sci.anthropology.paleo. I've changed them to
talk.origins and alt.fan.ed-conrad.]


On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 13:56:22 +0000 (UTC), Ed Conrad
wrote in
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On Dasher, On Dancer, to chimneys you'll soar
So speedy! So silent! (Not as loud as jets roar)
And we'll pass up the houses
Of the pseudos, those louses
You know Santa doesn't stop at the home of a whore.

I'm guessing that Ed won't see Santa this year,
Because of the way that he lies, but don't fear!
If Conrad stops fibbing and changes his ways,
Next Christmas he may even earn Santa's praise.


Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com