WARNING: Derelict Bot Worse Than Blaster Worm

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Curtis R. Greenwald
Bots-R-Us
Walla Walla, WA

Good morning all. This is Curtis R. Greenwald
and
I didn't realize I'd be back so soon passing
along
a message of even greater concern.

We here at Bots-R-Us thought we finally had
solved
the problem with our pseudoscientific
establishment
Bots -- see my previous warning of July 20 --
but have
just learned that one of our derelict Bots has
refused
reparation and has taken a turn for the worse,
becoming
extremely dangerous.

It is Bot.v1.Siekiewicz, of the old Eliza
Series, that
has been running rampant in countless news
groups
identifying itself as a retired 6-foot
eight-inch
lawyer worth several million dollars.

Best we can figure, its low-wattage trigger
mechanism
(ID No. 47C-2Y4) apparently has gotten snagged
to its
dangwire (ID No. 456-365C) and consequently it's
accusing anyone seeking the truth of being --
and
I quote -- "a liar and a coward."

Unlike the Blaster worm -- which at least has
some
integrity -- Bot.v1.Siekiewicz is a proponent of
utter
fiction and closing in on the Guinness record
for
falsehood.

This derelic Bot has been turning up in the
least
likely places spewing its evolutionary nonsense.

We here at Bots-R-Us have great respect for the
new
Blaster worm that can decimate your computer --
costing
you hundreds or even thousands of dollars -- to
replace,
not to mention the incredible aggravation.

But, unfortunately, Bot.v1.Sienkiewiz is even
worse
than that. It has the ability to brainwash your
brain
and, even worse, poison the mind of your
children.

Let these words of warning be sufficient.

Thank you and have a pleasant day.

Curtis R. Greenwald
(You can call me Curt)

PS: Anyone wishing to contact me personally can
call our 800 number. However, I am away for the
weekend. I left Thursday but will be back
Tuesday.

:

If you would like we can take up one of our five
pound spaceships and blast this rampaging bot into
a bucket of nuts and bolts.
Just call us at our 800 number anytime. We have
someone on duty 24 hours a day.

Harry
--
Oregon Home Spaceship High Invisibility Technology
"We keep your galaxy free of deranged aliens and
robots"

On 16 Aug 2003 06:10:11 -0700, wrote:

Good morning all. This is Curtis R. Greenwald and
I didn't realize I'd be back so soon passing along
a message of even greater concern.

We here at Bots-R-Us thought we finally had solved
the problem with our pseudoscientific establishment
Bots -- see my previous warning of July 20 -- but have
just learned that one of our derelict Bots has refused
reparation and has taken a turn for the worse, becoming
extremely dangerous.

No, Ed Conrad is not a bot, he's a troll.


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Steve Hayes
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