OT...My Lust, My Love...You Whore.

Milla Jovovich is now doing TV ads for Target Store's clothing collection.
It's that damned Frenchman she married that brought her, like a proud
clipper ship, unto the reefs of this fatal economic shore.
She has been bent down in her desperation before the almighty dollar,
and it has turned her end-to-end and struck at her in her poop deck...as
is its wont.
Is there no honor among supermodels?
And who is this "Hawk" she's modeling for now?:
http://www.millaj.com/model/jovovich-hawk.shtml
Time for this "Hawk" to meet a proud Irish-American eagle, if you ask me.
I shall strike down on him from the wrathful skies, the way a Roc
strikes down upon a elephant to crush it and grind its bones into
splinters under its mighty and overwhelming winged weight...or like a
giant-anger-winged rooster who is too heavy to rise into the skies to
pursue its enemy by direct flight, shall slake my rage in gigantic
fluttering hops in my pursuit of my doomed prey, while emitting proud
cock-calls each dawn, as I seek his well-deserved death.
Okay, I'm still working on the details of this plan...so cut me some
slack. ;-)

Pat