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Old December 5th 07, 10:38 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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Default Who likes a spoiled bitch ? !

On Dec 4, 11:55Â*pm, Jeffâ˜*Relf wrote:
Who likes a spoiled bitch ? !
I'd rather be with a corporally obese woman and/or drug addict
than a financially obese one ( especially if she wanted kids ).

It's as I told Bert:
“ You can't be too poor or too thin.

Â* Although I lust-after my freedom to associate
Â* ( e.g. with smokers, in Seattle ) like I lust for chocolate,
Â* I'd be better off if I weren't so indulged. ”.



I never thought being too thin would be a problem for me, but these
days I'm having trouble keeping my pants up.

Double-A

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Old December 6th 07, 02:57 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Double-A, you qualify for food stamps.

If your income is as low as I think it is, Double-A,
you qualify for food stamps.

Do you have a cell phone ? Where's your wife ?
What's your real name ? How are you staying dry ?

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Old December 6th 07, 11:20 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Double-A, you qualify for food stamps.

On Dec 5, 6:57Â*pm, Jeffâ˜*Relf wrote:
If your income is as low as I think it is, Double-A,
you qualify for food stamps.



I was down to apply today.


Do you have a cell phone ?



Yes, prepaid, pay dearly for each minute.


Â*Where's your wife ?



Korea. (ex-wife)


What's your real name ? Â*How are you staying dry ?



Still have a junker car that doesn't leak. Doesn't go far, though.

Double-A

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Old December 6th 07, 11:39 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Possessions have nothing to do with happiness.

Here in Seattle, you get 339 dollars per month
if they think you're disabled.
Divorce-induced depression sounds like a real disability to me.

I'm pondering asking the welfare agency:
“ Is my complete lack of self-discipline a formal disability ? ”.
After all, it was society that spoiled me.

I keep telling myself:
“ Possessions have nothing to do with happiness. ”.

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Old December 6th 07, 11:51 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Possessions have nothing to do with happiness.

On Dec 6, 3:39Â*pm, Jeffâ˜*Relf wrote:
Here in Seattle, you get 339 dollars per month
if they think you're disabled.
Divorce-induced depression sounds like a real disability to me.

I'm pondering asking the welfare agency:
“ Is my complete lack of self-discipline a formal disability ? ”.
After all, it was society that spoiled me.

I keep telling myself:
“ Possessions have nothing to do with happiness. ”.



Someone said depression could get you an SSI pension. I only have an
hour here at the library computer, and time's about up. Isn't the
weather lovely when it's only raining lightly here like today? Oregon
sunshine!

Double-A

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Old December 7th 07, 01:22 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Some campus libraries are better than others.

This is a walk I often do around the University of Washington:
“ www.Cotse.NET/users/jeffrelf/CampusWalk.PNG ”.

It used to be I could walk into any of the campus libraries
and have full-access to the Internet.
Today, some campus libraries are better than others.

I have Internet at home ( free dial-up, NoCharge.COM ),
but still, sometimes, I walk into a computer lab ( on campus ),
where I have access to Visual Studio 2005, MicroSoft Office, etc.

You might try that, Double-A. Thanks to this campus,
I do informal work for professors, doctoral students and such.

 




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