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Old July 11th 03, 10:59 PM
OM
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On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 20:01:25 GMT, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
wrote:

Someone pretending to be me wrote:

My ****'s too stretched from years of overuse, I can't
feel a thing.


Sheesh! Has this idiot never heard of Kegel exercises?


,,,Isn't that the one where you tighten the muscles by inserting a
pony keg and...?

[I am gonna get *so* dead for that one...]

From now on you all will have to **** me in the ass.
It's nice and tight.


wonders Is this another way of saying I'm an uptight
asshole?


....Possibly. You must remember that an asshole is a jerk with class.

Finally, I must admit I find it reassuring to be disliked by
psychos.


....Not all of them dislike you, Rhon. That's why we're worried.


OM

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Old July 12th 03, 03:03 AM
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On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 15:59:29 -0600, OM
om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org
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On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 20:01:25 GMT, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
wrote:


Sheesh! Has this idiot never heard of Kegel exercises?


,,,Isn't that the one where you tighten the muscles by inserting a
pony keg and...?

[I am gonna get *so* dead for that one...]


Launch the alpha strike! Load out with war bolts! Get the Alert
Goddess in the air!

Mary

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Old July 12th 03, 04:01 AM
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"Mary Shafer" wrote in message
...

Launch the alpha strike! Load out with war bolts! Get the Alert
Goddess in the air!


I'm not even sure I want to imagine an "Alert Goddess".



Mary

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Old July 12th 03, 07:23 AM
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On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:03:48 -0700, Mary Shafer
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On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 15:59:29 -0600, OM
om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_resear ch_facility.org
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 20:01:25 GMT, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
wrote:


Sheesh! Has this idiot never heard of Kegel exercises?


,,,Isn't that the one where you tighten the muscles by inserting a
pony keg and...?

[I am gonna get *so* dead for that one...]


Launch the alpha strike! Load out with war bolts! Get the Alert
Goddess in the air!


....Actually, I can't claim authorship of that one. Some meathead made
that comment during a sex roles class I took for a laugh back at Texas
U. The biffledink who was at the front of the class - no way you could
call her semester of anti-heterosexual relationship rhetoric
"teaching", especially since she denounced male-female relationships
that *worked* as being the most evil of all - went into a schpiel
about post-pregnancy problems with tightness, and brought up the Kegel
and a couple of other tricks. Guy was obviously a frat boy, and was by
his own admission taking the class because a) his girl wanted him
there to suffer with her, and b) the line for the class was shorter
than serbo-croatian at adds'n'drops.

And no, he didn't pass the class either...


OM

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Old July 13th 03, 04:31 AM
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"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
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On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 23:10:10 -0400, JL Grasso wrote:

On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 02:46:33 GMT, "Lady Pilot"
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:


...Would you ignorant bunch of dickwads over in a.d.a PLEASE keep your
troll trash over there?

PLONK

Gotta be a ****ing Maxson act of sabotage behind this...


OM


Nope, absolutely ****ing not, now that you mentioned it so kindly!

LP............................kiss this ( ! )




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Old July 13th 03, 05:28 AM
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On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 23:10:10 -0400, JL Grasso wrote:

On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 02:46:33 GMT, "Lady Pilot"
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:


....Would you ignorant bunch of dickwads over in a.d.a PLEASE keep your
troll trash over there?

PLONK

Gotta be a ****ing Maxson act of sabotage behind this...


OM

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his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr
 




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