VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007

On May 1, 7:30 am, Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to sci.* froups. Note that Chung, Tholen, Brad Guth, as well
as the saucerheads are on the ballot this month.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:



Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on May 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)



I didn't know who this guy was till I saw the 30 or so insane
responses from him to this thread.

YES

[...]


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Greysky
Tom Potter

YES

Neither of the above
Abstain

[...]


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet
Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston

YES

Neither of the above
Abstain

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Wally Anglesea
YES

YES

NO
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

David Tholen
Michael "Miguel" Cranston

YES

Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)

Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
PorchMonkey4Life
Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
Abstain

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)

Brad Guth

YES

Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Linda Gore
Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk
YES

news.groups.proposals
Abstain

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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Of doing Venus in person would obviously incorporate a composite
rigid airship, along with it's internal cache of frozen pizza and
ice cold beer."
-- Brad Guth, bigoted racist

**** your KKK mother, fascist pig psycho.

**** your KKK mother, fascist pig psycho.

Criminally insane fascists, jewlisting my ass. You get youself
together man.

**** your KKK mother, fascist pig psycho.

Criminally insane fascists, jewlisting my ass. You get youself
together man.

Criminally insane psychopaths, you ****ing pack up Hitler.
Your ****ing psychosadistic repression, you ****ing
torture-prison addict, a repelling skinhead. ****ing cruel
human rights sadist, pig ****ing dickhead. ****ing stupid
criminally obsessed psychopath, your mother ****ing didn't
hit you on the head with a hammer for jewlisting, for
violating the deepest human rights, you terrorist ****ing looser,
****ing cyber terrorist, humanitarian criminal, sadist.
****ing cockroach skinhead. Retard criminal.

On May 1, 2:53 pm, gb6726 wrote:
**** your KKK mother, fascist pig psycho.

Criminally insane fascists, jewlisting my ass. You get youself
together man.

Criminally insane psychopaths, you ****ing pack up Hitler.
Your ****ing psychosadistic repression, you ****ing
torture-prison addict, a repelling skinhead. ****ing cruel
human rights sadist, pig ****ing dickhead. ****ing stupid
criminally obsessed psychopath, your mother ****ing didn't
hit you on the head with a hammer for jewlisting, for
violating the deepest human rights, you terrorist ****ing looser,
****ing cyber terrorist, humanitarian criminal, sadist.
****ing cockroach skinhead. Retard criminal.

Crimes against humanity, terrorist. Hitler in your mouth iron curtain
sadist policy man. Freak.

**** your fascist megalomania, your ku klux klan, jewlister,
your public megalomaniacal inquiries and policies. ****ing
half brain psycho.

Crimes against humanity for murderous fascism and humanitarian
crimes, criminal, the deepest human rights violations under so
called freedom of speech.

Just believe your ****ing gestapo is the world leader you ****ing
Bush Hitler up your nazi racist clensing ass, take the course to
the end cockroach. ****ing be a Hitler for your right to pursue
anybody as a jew. ****ing psycho, half brain missing, insane.

Possessive killer type. Always rights too, ****ing nazi skinhead
cockroach, ****ing impotent psycho ****er. Cucumber in your
brain hole. It's there skinhead. Punding your mother with a
hammer, ****ing looser and nazi.

But may you be blessed by humanity, killer pig.

Crimes against humanity just makes a bit more human with
your public inquieries.

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