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Same days you just can't win ...
A woman is in the delivery room, about to pop her first baby.
She is shrieking in agony and wailing in pain as her husband looks on, at a loss as to what to do. In her anger, she finally turns on him: "You sorry *******, I should have never let you touch me in the first place ... this is all your fault ... you must be proud of yourself!!!" The poor guy, totally embarrassed utters: "Remember honey, I just wanted to stick it up your pooper, but you insisted that would be too painful." PS: I don't know what this has to do with Astronomy, but it is funny .... |
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Same days you just can't win ...
On Fri, 21 Mar 2014 13:01:06 -0700, Hägar wrote:
A woman is in the delivery room, about to pop her first baby. She is shrieking in agony and wailing in pain as her husband looks on, at a loss as to what to do. In her anger, she finally turns on him: "You sorry *******, I should have never let you touch me in the first place ... this is all your fault ... you must be proud of yourself!!!" The poor guy, totally embarrassed utters: "Remember honey, I just wanted to stick it up your pooper, but you insisted that would be too painful." PS: I don't know what this has to do with Astronomy, but it is funny ... good one ------------------------------------------------------------------ "The monotheist god was created to be idiot proof; however, those that are idiots from birth (christians) are exempt to that idiom" Book of Atheist ------------------------------------------------------------------ -- "The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself, and theists!" anomyous ------------------------------------------------------------------ "The biggest worry on mars is not weather you will have food or water, it is weather your penis will explode when you take a ****" anomyous mars traveler hopeful ------------------------------------------------------------------ "noone reads that religous crap anyway" Book of Atheist |
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