Is Astromart any good?

"Michael A. Covington" wrote in message ...
"Doogie Hoosier" wrote in message
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"Michael A. Covington"
wrote in message ...

"He once glonked an out-of-work actress."

There has been heated discussion as to whether the author is being
obnoxiously sexist or just funny!

Never saw "Life of Brian"?

No, actually I haven't. Is that the key to it?

Prison guard spits in Brian's face.

Brian to old man (another prisoner), "He just spat in my face!"

Old man, "What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face. I sometimes
lie awake at night, dreaming about being spat at in the face. The
Romans must think the sun shines out your ass!"

Elsewhere, Centurion, to another old man..."You could be crucified."

Old man answers, "Well it could be worse."

Centurion..."Worse? How could it be worse. Crucifixion's a horrible
way to die."

Old man answers..."Well, you could be stabbed."

And then, there's Bigus Dicus...

You don't know what you've missed.

"Michael A. Covington" wrote in message ...
"Doogie Hoosier" wrote in message
m...
"Michael A. Covington"
wrote in message ...

"He once glonked an out-of-work actress."

There has been heated discussion as to whether the author is being
obnoxiously sexist or just funny!

Never saw "Life of Brian"?

No, actually I haven't. Is that the key to it?

Prison guard spits in Brian's face.

Brian to old man (another prisoner), "He just spat in my face!"

Old man, "What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face. I sometimes
lie awake at night, dreaming about being spat at in the face. The
Romans must think the sun shines out your ass!"

Elsewhere, Centurion, to another old man..."You could be crucified."

Old man answers, "Well it could be worse."

Centurion..."Worse? How could it be worse. Crucifixion's a horrible
way to die."

Old man answers..."Well, you could be stabbed."

And then, there's Bigus Dicus...

You don't know what you've missed.