Mesa in the background of Mars landing site coal found on Mars; CellWell1 and CellWell2 origins of the Solar System

martin wrote:

"Tom McDonald" wrote in message
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martin wrote:

"Archimedes Plutonium" wrote in message
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New here, Martin?

yep

I'd be waiting for Ed to post he had found human remains in the coal seams

(What follows was cribbed from Kibo, who was here before all.)

Archie-Poo was a cashier and then a dishwasher. He started at
Dartmouth's Hanover Inn about 1990 (his previous employer was a
relative of the manager of the Inn so he got a good reference, he's
said) and about 1993 started posting to various sci.* newsgroups. He
maintains he took the job at Dartmouth (paying $7/hour when the
relationship ended in 1999) to get access to Dartmouth's campus
computers, which is odd because he took the job about three years
before he discovered the the campus computers.

He was "Ludwig Plutonium" when he started posting in 1993; previously
he was "Ludwig van Ludvig" and before that "Ludwig Hansen" [adopted
name] and "Ludwig Poehlmann" [birth name]. When he posted about a
run-in with some cops it was clear that the "legal" name changes he
effected weren't effective, because the cops looked him up as "Ludwig
Hansen". He is also struts as "The King Of Science And Logic," a
title he awarded himself.

Archie-Poo's hot topics include (a) he invented spaghetti, (b) Allen
Greenspan controls OPEC's oil price increases, (c) he's trying to
install three wood stoves in his "homestead", and (d) he likes candy
of various kinds. (d) seems to be the one he comes back to the most.
Around 1998 he explained that the fact that he had a craving for
shredded coconut proved his theory that the Universe was a giant
plutonium atom that was making him superintelligent because the center
of his brain also contains a plutonium atom, unlike the rest of us who
have a carbon atom at the center of our brains.

Archie-Poo is a swine. Archie-Poo is a vulgar little maggot.
Archie-Poo is a worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas,
Archie-Poo couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions printed
on the heel. Archie-Poo is a canker, an ulcerous sore that won't go
away. I would rather watch Affirmative Action lawyers suck-start
Harleys with their bungholes than suffer the troll abominations of
Archie-Poo.

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/eotvos.htm
(Do something naughty to physics)

"Uncle Al" wrote in message
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martin wrote:

"Tom McDonald" wrote in message
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martin wrote:

"Archimedes Plutonium" wrote in message
om...
[snip]

New here, Martin?

yep

I'd be waiting for Ed to post he had found human remains in the coal
seams

(What follows was cribbed from Kibo, who was here before all.)

Archie-Poo was a cashier and then a dishwasher. He started at
Dartmouth's Hanover Inn about 1990 (his previous employer was a
relative of the manager of the Inn so he got a good reference, he's
said) and about 1993 started posting to various sci.* newsgroups. He
maintains he took the job at Dartmouth (paying $7/hour when the
relationship ended in 1999) to get access to Dartmouth's campus
computers, which is odd because he took the job about three years
before he discovered the the campus computers.

He was "Ludwig Plutonium" when he started posting in 1993; previously
he was "Ludwig van Ludvig" and before that "Ludwig Hansen" [adopted
name] and "Ludwig Poehlmann" [birth name]. When he posted about a
run-in with some cops it was clear that the "legal" name changes he
effected weren't effective, because the cops looked him up as "Ludwig
Hansen". He is also struts as "The King Of Science And Logic," a
title he awarded himself.

Archie-Poo's hot topics include (a) he invented spaghetti, (b) Allen
Greenspan controls OPEC's oil price increases, (c) he's trying to
install three wood stoves in his "homestead", and (d) he likes candy
of various kinds. (d) seems to be the one he comes back to the most.
Around 1998 he explained that the fact that he had a craving for
shredded coconut proved his theory that the Universe was a giant
plutonium atom that was making him superintelligent because the center
of his brain also contains a plutonium atom, unlike the rest of us who
have a carbon atom at the center of our brains.

Archie-Poo is a swine. Archie-Poo is a vulgar little maggot.
Archie-Poo is a worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas,
Archie-Poo couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions printed
on the heel. Archie-Poo is a canker, an ulcerous sore that won't go
away. I would rather watch Affirmative Action lawyers suck-start
Harleys with their bungholes than suffer the troll abominations of
Archie-Poo.

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/eotvos.htm
(Do something naughty to physics)

OMG your freakin Killing me!

Uncle Al wrote:

I would rather watch Affirmative Action lawyers suck-start
Harleys with their bungholes than suffer the troll abominations of
Archie-Poo.

So would I. It would probably be painful for the lawyers.