Help! My poles are all shifted!

So when was I supposed to be shifted around by Planet X? I mean, I
can understand if the planet was delayed for some reason, like maybe
it bumped into its ex-satelite right around Saturn, but to not even
call or leave a message? It's beginning to seem like that one-night
stand all those years ago, with the dinosaurs and ice and stuff, that
didn't mean anything to Planet X. I know, I should probably let it
go, and get on with my life, but who's going to shift my poles now?
Who's going to wipe out 90% of the life on the planet, now that Planet
X is out of /my/ life?

I'm just looking for some closure, and some heavy mass to pass within
a few million kilometers of me. Is that so much to ask?

Who's going to wipe out 90% of the life on the planet, now that Planet
X is out of /my/ life?

Some arsonists in California are giving it their best shot.
--
Curtis Croulet
Temecula, California
33° 27'59"N, 117° 05' 53"W

Rujo King wrote in message
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So when was I supposed to be shifted around by Planet X? I mean, I
can understand if the planet was delayed for some reason, like maybe
it bumped into its ex-satelite right around Saturn, but to not even
call or leave a message? It's beginning to seem like that one-night
stand all those years ago, with the dinosaurs and ice and stuff, that
didn't mean anything to Planet X. I know, I should probably let it
go, and get on with my life, but who's going to shift my poles now?
Who's going to wipe out 90% of the life on the planet, now that Planet
X is out of /my/ life?

I'm just looking for some closure, and some heavy mass to pass within
a few million kilometers of me. Is that so much to ask?

It's still happening, didn't Nancy tell you? Just put off for a while.
Keep the faith. I mean, crazy things are happening. Why, today it's
dark at 6PM, on Saturday it was still bright at 7. Oh, wait. I forgot,
it's the end of Summertime! For a minute, I thought Crazy Nancy
was right, the Earth has slowed or some such ****. Never mind......

The original "date" was May 15th. Actually Crazy Nancy is still
predicting a pole shift to happen, so have "faith!" One's bound to
occur sometime in the next billion years or so (NOT)!

Saul Levy


On 27 Oct 2003 13:52:52 -0800, (Rujo King)
wrote:

So when was I supposed to be shifted around by Planet X? I mean, I
can understand if the planet was delayed for some reason, like maybe
it bumped into its ex-satelite right around Saturn, but to not even
call or leave a message? It's beginning to seem like that one-night
stand all those years ago, with the dinosaurs and ice and stuff, that
didn't mean anything to Planet X. I know, I should probably let it
go, and get on with my life, but who's going to shift my poles now?
Who's going to wipe out 90% of the life on the planet, now that Planet
X is out of /my/ life?

I'm just looking for some closure, and some heavy mass to pass within
a few million kilometers of me. Is that so much to ask?