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Old March 5th 08, 07:47 PM posted to sci.space.history,sci.space.policy,alt.sci.planetary,alt.astronomy,sci.astro
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On Mar 5, 10:20 am, dlzc wrote:
Dear menkaur:

On Mar 5, 9:59 am, " wrote:
...

What does your obsession with a tether franchise on the
Moon have to do with Earth being hit by Apophis?


we don't need to travel faster then light ... you see, the thing with
time dilatation when we are speeding up to speed of light. to the
traveler, that is flying with, for example, .99999 speed of light, his
own speed would appear as greater than the speed of light.


This reminds me of a joke.
If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long would it take an ant with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out
of a dill pickle? None, because ice cream has no bones.

We were ostensibly talking about Apophis... and/or whether or not
Brad Guth inteprets God as trying to end us with it. Can you help him
stay on track?

David A. Smith


If God were going to kick butt, that would have happened some time
ago.

If God were even half as smart as you've given such credit, we
wouldn't be so stuck upon this badly failing planet of his/her
creation.

If this is yet another test of our will to survive, as such there's no
contest because, the rich and powerful (including their faith-based
puppeteers) will survive in good style, and even turn a nifty profit
at the ongoing demise of others.

The technology for dealing with such God rocks is doable as is, and
will become better focused and polished long before we get nailed.
So, unless it's an icy Sedna that's going to nail us, we're good to
go.
.. - Brad Guth
  #42  
Old March 6th 08, 06:57 AM posted to sci.space.history,sci.space.policy,alt.sci.planetary,alt.astronomy,sci.astro
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Default Is God ****ed, or what? (Apophis 99942)

You don't get it, never have and never will. Of course neither did
Hitler or your other close friend GW Bush. Guess crimes against
humanity suits your mindset.
.. - Brad Guth

On Mar 5, 10:18 pm, Saul Levy wrote:
Essentially a repeat, Brad. Can't you do any better than that? lmao!

You look like a total loon!

Saul Levy


Apophis 99942 gives Earth a kiss of death.

We've got all the time in the world, because it's technically possible
to nudge this item, just enough that unless it brakes up due to
gravity/tidal forces, we should be capable of causing enough
trajectory drift or skew. Much like spysats in LEO, it's best keeping
these items as a whole rather than of many parts.

Is the 2029 NEO encounter of #99942 Apophis and that of Earth taking a
hit of at least 12e6 tonnes, unless safely passing us at 35,406 km
(that being less than a tenth the distance to our moon) close enough?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
size: 270 x 415 meters
mass: 26 ~ 46 million tonnes

SCENARIOS FOR DEALING WITH APOPHIS
http://www.aero.org/conferences/plan...nery-Brief.pdf

How about pondering us poor folks surviving a lithobraking encounter
(most likely involving ocean vaporizing displacements) of 12+ km/s?
(our NASA has Apophis encountering Earth as of 2036 at merely 12.6 km/
s and of only 21e6 tonnes)

Is there such a thing as RRGI(Road Rage God Insurance)?

David A. Smith: Yes, it is called a "viable, funded, space program".

If I were the least bit in charge, that alternative of insuring a
"viable, funded, space program" would sound perfectly good to me,
especially considering the Godly potential of such horrific collateral
damage and carnage of the mostly innocent, as delivered by such a
whopping but glancing sucker-punch (meaning from behind), and only
made worse yet if we did nothing much to save ourselves.

There's roughly 21 years worth of this trajectory getting shifted or
altered by factors of gravity and minor encounters along the orbital
path, so there's going to be revisions in the +/- time of arrival, as
for that timing and NEO distance from us as we hopefully escape the
global trauma from yet another cosmic happenstance that'll forever
modify life on Earth.
21 years simply isn't long enough for getting hardly 10% of humanity
safely relocated to higher ground, much less accommodated as deep
enough within Earth. For most of humanity, a direct ocean hit of
that magnitude isn't exactly going to be all that survivable, even if
you're situated on the opposite side. The antipodes and super-mega
waves of hot ocean tsunamis haven't been estimated, perhaps because
it's all too doom and gloom or dark and scary.
Too bad we can't effectively modify its orbital trajectory in order to
fully terminate Apophis, by way of having it impact our moon. At
least that win-win option would likely save Earth as well as cover up
any signs of our supposed Apollo mission, as buried under meters of
that dark coal like moon dust.
Once impacted into our naked moon and that dust settles down, we could
send our boys with all that "right stuff" and their undocumented R&D
of fly-by-rocket landers back to their passive moon that used to look
exactly like a xenon lamp spectrum illuminated guano island, in order
to harvest those raw elements of Apophis, as well as to see whatever
else that new hole into our moon as to offer.
.. - Brad Guth
  #43  
Old March 6th 08, 06:17 PM posted to sci.space.history,sci.space.policy,alt.sci.planetary,alt.astronomy,sci.astro
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On Mar 5, 10:09 pm, Saul Levy wrote:
As usual: NO! It WON'T hit the Earth, Brad! lmao!

Death from above THIS month, remember? NOTHING WILL HAPPEN THEN
EITHER! lmao!

Saul Levy


Once again, our Saul Levy is so confused inside of his/her mainstream
status quo or bust box.

Is God ****ed, or what?
Apophis 99942 gives Earth another kiss of death.

We've actually got all the time in the world, because it's technically
possible to nudge this item, just enough that unless it brakes up due
to gravity/tidal forces, we should be capable of causing enough
trajectory drift or skew. Much like spysats in LEO, it's best keeping
these pesky items as a whole rather than of many parts.

Is the 2029 NEO encounter of #99942 Apophis and that of Earth taking a
hit of at least 12e6 tonnes, unless safely passing us at 35,406 km
(that being less than a tenth the distance to our moon) close enough?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
size: 270 x 415 meters
mass: 26 ~ 46 million tonnes

SCENARIOS FOR DEALING WITH APOPHIS
http://www.aero.org/conferences/plan...nery-Brief.pdf

How about pondering us poor folks surviving a lithobraking encounter
(most likely involving ocean vaporizing displacements) of 12+ km/s?
(our NASA has Apophis encountering Earth as of 2036 at merely 12.6 km/
s and of only 21e6 tonnes)

Is there such a thing as RRGI(Road Rage God Insurance)?

David A. Smith: Yes, it is called a "viable, funded, space program".

If I were the least bit in charge, that alternative of insuring a
"viable, funded, space program" would sound perfectly good to me,
especially considering the Godly potential of such horrific collateral
damage and carnage of the mostly innocent, as delivered by such a
whopping but glancing sucker-punch (meaning from behind), and only
made worse yet if we did nothing much to save ourselves.

There's roughly 21 years worth of this trajectory getting shifted or
altered by factors of gravity and minor encounters along the orbital
path, so there's going to be revisions in the +/- time of arrival, as
for that timing and NEO distance from us as we hopefully escape the
global trauma from yet another cosmic happenstance that'll forever
modify life on Earth.

However, 21 years simply isn't long enough for getting hardly 10% of
humanity safely relocated to higher ground, much less accommodated as
deep enough within Earth. For most of humanity, a direct ocean hit
of that magnitude isn't exactly going to be all that survivable, even
if you're situated on the opposite side. The antipodes and super-mega
waves of hot ocean tsunamis haven't been estimated, perhaps because
it's all too doom and gloom or dark and scary.

Too bad we can't effectively modify its orbital trajectory in order to
fully terminate Apophis, by way of having it impact our moon. At
least that win-win option would likely save Earth as well as cover up
any signs of our supposed Apollo mission, as buried under meters of
that dark coal like moon dust.

Once having impacted into our naked moon that's so coal like dark and
nasty, and all of that highly electrostatic charged dust settles down,
we could send our boys with all that "right stuff" with their
undocumented R&D of fly-by-rocket landers back to their passive moon
that used to look exactly like a xenon lamp spectrum illuminated guano
island, in order to harvest those raw elements of Apophis, as well as
to see whatever else that new hole of a crater into our moon as to
offer.
.. - Brad Guth
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Old March 7th 08, 12:22 PM posted to sci.space.history,sci.space.policy,alt.sci.planetary,alt.astronomy,sci.astro
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On Mar 3, 4:45*pm, BradGuth wrote:
Is the 2029 NEO encounter of #99942/Apophis of 100,000+ tonnes passing
at 35,406 km (less than a tenth the distance to our moon) close
enough?

How about surviving a lithobraking encounter (most likely involving
ocean vaporizing displacements) of 40+ km/s?

Is there such a thing as RRGI(Road Rage God Insurance)?
. - Brad Guth


  #45  
Old March 7th 08, 04:26 PM posted to sci.space.history,sci.space.policy,alt.sci.planetary,alt.astronomy,sci.astro
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On Mar 7, 4:22 am, wrote:
On Mar 3, 4:45 pm, BradGuth wrote:


Is the 2029 NEO encounter of #99942/Apophis of 100,000+ tonnes passing
at 35,406 km (less than a tenth the distance to our moon) close
enough?


How about surviving a lithobraking encounter (most likely involving
ocean vaporizing displacements) of 40+ km/s?


Is there such a thing as RRGI(Road Rage God Insurance)?
. - Brad Guth


Thanks for the repost. It helps keeping this topic on top of the
Usenet stack.

BTW, I could always use a few of those gold stars for my other topic.

Secret Pixels of Venus / by Brad Guth

-

Is God ****ed, or what?
Apophis 99942 gives Earth another kiss of death.

We've actually got all the time in the world, because it's technically
possible to nudge this item, just enough that unless it brakes up due
to gravity/tidal forces, we should be capable of causing enough
trajectory drift or skew. Much like spysats in LEO, it's best keeping
these pesky items as a whole rather than of many parts.

Is the 2029 NEO encounter of #99942 Apophis and that of Earth taking a
hit of at least 12e6 tonnes, unless safely passing us at 35,406 km
(that being less than a tenth the distance to our moon) close enough?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
size: 270 x 415 meters
mass: 26 ~ 46 million tonnes

SCENARIOS FOR DEALING WITH APOPHIS
http://www.aero.org/conferences/plan...nery-Brief.pdf

How about pondering us poor folks surviving a lithobraking encounter
(most likely involving ocean vaporizing displacements) of 12+ km/s?
(our NASA has Apophis encountering Earth as of 2036 at merely 12.6 km/
s and of only 21e6 tonnes)

Is there such a thing as RRGI(Road Rage God Insurance)?

David A. Smith: Yes, it is called a "viable, funded, space program".

If I were the least bit in charge, that alternative of insuring a
"viable, funded, space program" would sound perfectly good to me,
especially considering the Godly potential of such horrific collateral
damage and carnage of the mostly innocent, as delivered by such a
whopping but glancing sucker-punch (meaning from behind), and only
made worse yet if we did nothing much to save ourselves.

There's roughly 21 years worth of this trajectory getting shifted or
altered by factors of gravity and minor encounters along the orbital
path, so there's going to be revisions in the +/- time of arrival, as
for that timing and NEO distance from us as we hopefully escape the
global trauma from yet another cosmic happenstance that'll forever
modify life on Earth.

However, 21 years simply isn't long enough for getting hardly 10% of
humanity safely relocated to higher ground, much less accommodated as
deep enough within Earth. For most of humanity, a direct ocean hit
of that magnitude isn't exactly going to be all that survivable, even
if you're situated on the opposite side. The antipodes and super-mega
waves of hot ocean tsunamis haven't been estimated, perhaps because
it's all too doom and gloom or dark and scary.

Too bad we can't effectively modify its orbital trajectory in order to
fully terminate Apophis, by way of having it impact our moon. At
least that win-win option would likely save Earth as well as cover up
any signs of our supposed Apollo mission, as buried under meters of
that dark coal like moon dust.

Once having impacted into our naked moon that's so coal like dark and
nasty, and all of that highly electrostatic charged dust settles down,
we could send our boys with all that "right stuff" with their
undocumented R&D of fly-by-rocket landers back to their passive moon
that used to look exactly like a xenon lamp spectrum illuminated guano
island, in order to harvest those raw elements of Apophis, as well as
to see whatever else that new hole of a crater into our moon as to
offer.
.. - Brad Guth
  #46  
Old March 9th 08, 03:03 AM posted to sci.space.history,sci.space.policy,alt.sci.planetary,alt.astronomy,sci.astro
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On Mar 8, 12:09 pm, Saul Levy wrote:
Why do you keep posting replies with nothing new in them, BEERTbrain?
lmao!

This has to be from him. It shows how senile he is.

Saul Levy


Because silly folks like your self just don't get it. As such it may
take another thousand tries before even half of what this topic has to
offer sinks in.

Is God ****ed, or what?
Apophis 99942 gives Earth another kiss of death.

We've actually got all the time in the world, because it's technically
possible to nudge this item, just enough that unless it brakes up due
to gravity/tidal forces, we should be capable of causing enough
trajectory drift or skew. Much like spysats in LEO, it's best keeping
these pesky items as a whole rather than of many parts.

Is the 2029 NEO encounter of #99942 Apophis and that of Earth taking a
hit of at least 12e6 tonnes, unless safely passing us at 35,406 km
(that being less than a tenth the distance to our moon) close enough?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
size: 270 x 415 meters
mass: 26 ~ 46 million tonnes

SCENARIOS FOR DEALING WITH APOPHIS
http://www.aero.org/conferences/plan...nery-Brief.pdf

How about pondering us poor folks surviving a lithobraking encounter
(most likely involving ocean vaporizing displacements) of 12+ km/s?
(our NASA has Apophis encountering Earth as of 2036 at merely 12.6 km/
s and of only 21e6 tonnes)

Is there such a thing as RRGI(Road Rage God Insurance)?

David A. Smith: Yes, it is called a "viable, funded, space program".

If I were the least bit in charge, that alternative of insuring a
"viable, funded, space program" would sound perfectly good to me,
especially considering the Godly potential of such horrific collateral
damage and carnage of the mostly innocent, as delivered by such a
whopping but glancing sucker-punch (meaning from behind), and only
made worse yet if we did nothing much to save ourselves.

There's roughly 21 years worth of this trajectory getting shifted or
altered by factors of gravity and minor encounters along the orbital
path, so there's going to be revisions in the +/- time of arrival, as
for that timing and NEO distance from us as we hopefully escape the
global trauma from yet another cosmic happenstance that'll forever
modify life on Earth.

However, 21 years simply isn't long enough for getting hardly 10% of
humanity safely relocated to higher ground, much less accommodated as
deep enough within Earth. For most of humanity, a direct ocean hit
of that magnitude isn't exactly going to be all that survivable, even
if you're situated on the opposite side. The antipodes and super-mega
waves of hot ocean tsunamis haven't been estimated, perhaps because
it's all too doom and gloom or dark and scary.

Too bad we can't effectively modify its orbital trajectory in order to
fully terminate Apophis, by way of having it impact our moon. At
least that win-win option would likely save Earth as well as cover up
any signs of our supposed Apollo mission, as buried under meters of
that dark coal like moon dust.

Once having impacted into our naked moon that's so coal like dark and
nasty, and all of that highly electrostatic charged dust settles down,
we could send our boys with all that "right stuff" with their
undocumented R&D of fly-by-rocket landers back to their passive moon
that used to look exactly like a xenon lamp spectrum illuminated guano
island, in order to harvest those raw elements of Apophis, as well as
to see whatever else that new hole of a crater into our moon as to
offer.
.. - Brad Guth
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Old March 9th 08, 03:43 PM posted to sci.space.history,sci.space.policy,alt.sci.planetary,alt.astronomy,sci.astro
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On Mar 8, 11:58 am, Saul Levy wrote:
When NOTHING HAPPENS that's NOT death from above, Brad! lmao!

DOOM AND GLOOM FOREVER! lmao!

Saul Levy

On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 23:00:31 -0800 (PST), BradGuth
wrote:

Once again, Earth is saved by the all-knowing intellectual flatulence
of Saul Levy.


On Mar 5, 10:13 pm, Saul Levy wrote:
You might as well be DEAD RIGHT NOW, Brad! lmao!


Looney toon, wacko nutjob! NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!


Saul Levy


Apophis 99942 gives Earth a kiss of death.


We've got all the time in the world, because it's technically possible
to nudge this item, just enough that unless it brakes up due to
gravity/tidal forces, we should be capable of causing enough
trajectory drift or skew. Much like spysats in LEO, it's best keeping
these items as a whole rather than of many parts.


Is the 2029 NEO encounter of #99942 Apophis and of Earth taking a hit
of at least 12e6 tonnes, unless safely passing us at 35,406 km (that
being less than a tenth the distance to our moon) close enough?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
size: 270 x 415 meters
mass: 26 ~ 46 million tonnes


SCENARIOS FOR DEALING WITH APOPHIS
http://www.aero.org/conferences/plan...pers/S3-4--Gen...


How about pondering us poor folks surviving a lithobraking encounter
(most likely involving ocean vaporizing displacements) of 12+ km/s?
(our NASA has Apophis encountering Earth as of 2036 at merely 12.6 km/
s and of only 21e6 tonnes)


Is there such a thing as RRGI(Road Rage God Insurance)?


David A. Smith: Yes, it is called a "viable, funded, space program".


If I were the least bit in charge, that alternative of insuring a
"viable, funded, space program" would sound perfectly good to me,
especially considering the Godly potential of such horrific collateral
damage and carnage of the mostly innocent, as delivered by such a
whopping but glancing sucker-punch (meaning from behind), and only
made worse yet if we did nothing much to save ourselves.


There's roughly 21 years worth of this trajectory getting shifted or
altered by factors of gravity and minor encounters along the orbital
path, so there's going to be revisions in the +/- time of arrival, as
for that timing and NEO distance from us as we hopefully escape the
global trauma from yet another cosmic happenstance that'll forever
modify life on Earth.
21 years simply isn't long enough for getting hardly 10% of humanity
safely relocated to higher ground, much less accommodated as deep
enough within Earth. For most of humanity, a direct ocean hit of
that magnitude isn't exactly going to be all that survivable, even if
you're situated on the opposite side. The antipodes and super-mega
waves of hot ocean tsunamis haven't been estimated, perhaps because
it's all too doom and gloom or dark and scary.
Too bad we can't effectively modify its orbital trajectory in order to
fully terminate Apophis, by way of having it impact our moon. At
least that win-win option would likely save Earth as well as cover up
any signs of our supposed Apollo mission, as buried under meters of
that dark coal like moon dust.
Once impacted into our naked moon and that dust settles down, we could
send our boys with all that "right stuff" and their undocumented R&D
of fly-by-rocket landers back to their passive moon that used to look
exactly like a xenon lamp spectrum illuminated guano island, in order
to harvest those raw elements of Apophis, as well as to see whatever
else that new hole into our moon as to offer.
. - Brad Guth


If many of us can't survive or best entirely divert this one, then we
might as well just give up and let whatever take place, much like our
FEMA, as then the surviving few of our fancy suit wearing and Hummer
or Lamborghini driving folks can take all the credit for the good
things and officially blame all the bad stuff on Muslims, or perhaps
on Iran, Venezuela or Cuba.

Being prepared and as much as possible keeping ourselves ahead of or
at least well enough to the side of this ball is not "DOOM AND GLOOM
FOREVER!", but perhaps that's just me thinking on the positive and
otherwise constructive side of this uncertain future.

Since we've got plenty of time and several opportunities before the
big one; What do you think about once and for-all sticking it into
our moon?
.. - Brad Guth

Those Usenet MIBs are doing their usual damage control. Either that
or apparently I've been using up far more than my fair share of this
Google/NOVA Usenet bandwidth, as having only recently posted all of
one new topic and replied to a couple of others has my Usenet account
down to its knees or getting locked down, along with the usual
gauntlet of my having been getting those pesky multiple errors while
trying to post replies, often receiving the final kill message of
"Your account or Internet address has exceeded our posting limit at
this time, please try again later." Perhaps this has a little
something to do with my 7-day activity of getting nearly 5000 views of
my messages (nearly 700 per day) must be why I've been so often nailed
or cut off. There's also so many of those new and improved cookie
spermware/****ware (aka spyware) files, in that my PC and ISP
connection into this Usenet has gotten nearly terminal before I start.

My local ISP also keeps cutting this supposed "unlimited internet
access" off, so that I'm having to reconnect dozens of times, as well
as I also keep getting those pesky "Server not found" (Firefox can't
find the server at www.google.com.) or those "The connection was
reset" and frequent "An error was encountered while trying to post,
please try again later" messages. I can't be certain, but I'm
thinking there's another class action lawsuit somewhere in all of that
mess.
.. - BG
 




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