UGH! GRUESOME SUICIDE NEAR WHITE HOUSE

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WASHINGTON, D.C (UPL) --
Hundreds of tourists waiting in
line for the Smithsonian to open
this morning were greeted with
a gruesome sight, the.smothering
suicide of one of the Institution
evolutionists.
"It was ugly, real ugly," said a
vendor selling Smithsonian
T-shirts. "First he took off all his
clothes, then pulled out a large jar
of Vasoline and -- Poof! -- the next
thing I knew, his head was gone."

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At first, everyone in the crowd --
men, women and a busload of kiddies
from a school in Shenandoah, Pa. --
assumed the victim was David Iain
Greig, ;longtime moderator of the
talk.origins newsgroup.
Still others thought it was radio talk
show host Rush Limbaughor possibly
Fox News know-it-all Bill O'Reilly, but
they were wrong.
One person, in fact, thought the
gorgeous legs belonged to George
Bush but police said it was impossible
because the President had returned
to Alabania trying to get his gold
Rolodex watch back.

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WHY EVOLUTIONISTS ARE DYING LIKE FLIES

TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)

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WORLD'S RICHEST TIGHTWADS
Ranking of the world's richest people as estimated by Forbes
magazine. Listings include rank, name, home country or state,
age where known, wealth in billions of dollars and source
of their stealing.

1. William Gates III, Washington, 50, $50 Billion, Microsoft
2. Warren Buffett, Nebraska, 75, $42 Billion, Berkshire Hathaway
3. Carlos Slim Helu, Mexico, 66, $30 Billion, telecom
4. Ingvar Kamprad, Sweden, 79, $28 Biilion, Ikea
5. Lakshmi Mittal, India, 55, $23.5 Billion, steel
6. Paul Allen, Washington, 53, $22, Microsoft, investments
7. Bernard Arnault, France, 57, $21.5, LVMH
8. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud, Saudi Arabia, 49, $20,
investments
9. Kenneth Thomson and family, Canada, 82, $19.6, publishing
10. Li Ka-shing, Hong Kong, 77, $18.8, diversified
11. Roman Abramovich, Russia, 39, $18.2, oil
12. Michael Dell, Texas, 41, $17.1, Dell
13. Karl Albrecht, Germany, 86, $17, supermarkets
14. Sheldon Adelson, Nevada, 72, $16.1, casinos, hotels
15. Liliane Bettencourt, France, 83, $16, L'Oreal
15. Lawrence Ellison, California, 61, $16, Oracle
17. Christy Walton, Wyoming, 51, $15.9, Wal-Mart inheritance
17. Jim Walton, Arkansas, 58, $15.9, Wal-Mart
19. S. Robson Walton, Arkansas, 62, $15.8, Wal-Mart
20. Alice Walton, Texas, 56, $15.7, Wal-Mart
21. Helen Walton, Arkansas, 86, $15.6, Wal-Mart
22. Theo Albrecht, Germany, 83, $15.2, supermarkets
23. Amancio Ortega, Spain, 70, $14.8, Zara
24. Steven Ballmer, Washington, 50, $13.6, Microsoft
25. Azim Premji, India, 60, $13.3, software
26. Sergey Brin, California, 32, $12.9, Google
27. Larry Page, California, 33, $12.8, Google
28. Abigail Johnson, Massachusetts, 44, $12.5, Fidelity
29. Nasser Al-Kharafi and family, Kuwait, 62, $12.4, construction
29. Barbara Cox Anthony, Hawaii, 82, $12.4, Cox Enterprises
29. Anne Cox Chambers, Georgia, 86, $12.4, Cox Enterprises
32. Stefan Persson, Sweden, 58, $12.3, Hennes & Mauritz
33. Charles Koch, Kansas, 70, $12, oil, commodities
33. David Koch, Kansas, 65, $12, oil, commodities
35. Raymond, Thomas and Walter Kwok, Hong Kong, $11.6, real estate
36. Adolf Merckle, Germany, 71, $11.5, drugs
37. Sulaiman Bin Abdul Al Rajhi, Saudi Arabia, 86, $11, banking
37. Vagit Alekperov, Russia, 55, $11, oil
37. Silvio Berlusconi, Italy, 69, $11, media
37. Lee Shau Kee, Hong Kong, 78, $11, real estate
41. Vladimir Lisin, Russia, 49, $10.7, steel
42. Michael Otto and family, Germany, 62, $10.4, retail
43. Pierre Omidyar, Nevada, 38, $10.1, eBay
44. Leonardo Del Vecchio, Italy, 70, $10, eyewear
44. Michele Ferrero and family, Italy, 79, $10, chocolates
44. Forrest Mars Jr., Virginia, 74, $10, candy
44. Jacqueline Mars, New Jersey, 66, $10, candy
44. John Mars, Virginia, 69, $10, candy
44. Viktor Vekselberg, Russia, 48, $10, oil, metals
50. Mikhail Fridman, Russia, 41, $9.7, oil, banking
51. Spiro Latsis and family, Greece, 59, $9.1, banking
52. John Kluge, Florida, 91, $9, Metromedia
53. Carl Icahn, New York, 70, $8.7, leveraged buyouts
53. Kirk Kerkorian, California, 88, $8.7, investments, casinos
55. Birgit Rausing and family, Sweden, 82, $8.6, packaging
56. Mukesh Ambani, India, 48, $8.5, petrochemicals
56. Serge Dassault and family, France, 80, $8.5, aviation
56. Hans Rausing, Sweden, 80, $8.5, packaging
59. Galen Weston and family, Canada, 65, $8.4, retail
60. Susanne Klatten, Germany, 43, $8.1, BMW
61. Rudolf August Oetker and family, Germany, 89, $8, food
62. Oleg Deripaska, Russia, 37, $7.8, aluminum
63. Sumner Redstone, California, 82, $7.7, Viacom
64. Alexei Mordashov, Russia, 40, $7.6, steel
65. Donald Newhouse, New Jersey, 76, $7.5, publishing
65. Samuel Newhouse Jr., New York, 78, $7.5, publishing
65. Alain and Gerard Wertheimer, France, $7.5, Chanel
65. Reinhold Wurth, Germany, 70, $7.5, manufacturing
69. Joseph and Moise Safra, Brazil, $7.4, banking
70. Philip Knight, Oregon, 68, $7.3, Nike
71. George Soros, New York, 75, $7.2, hedge funds
72. Ernesto Bertarelli, Switzerland, 40, $7.1, biotech
72. Suleiman Kerimov, Russia, 40, $7.1, stocks
74. Philip and Cristina Green, Britain, $7, retail
74. Francois Pinault, France, 69, $7, retail
74. August von Finck, Germany, 76, $7, investments
77. Mohammed Al Amoudi, Saudi Arabia, 60, $6.9, oil
77. Abdul Aziz Al Ghurair and family, United Arab Emirates, 52, $6.9,
banking
79. Maria-Elisabeth and Georg Schaeffler, Germany, $6.8, ball bearings
80. Charles Ergen, Colorado, 53, $6.7, EchoStar
80. Edward Johnson III, Massachusetts, 75, $6.7, Fidelity
82. Kun-Hee Lee and family, South Korea, 64, $6.6, Samsung
82. Stefan Quandt, Germany, 40, $6.6, BMW
84. Saleh Bin Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi, Saudi Arabia, 94, $6.5, banking
84. Rafael del Pino and family, Spain, 85, $6.5, construction
84. Stanley Ho, Hong Kong, 84, $6.5, gaming
84. Maersk Mc-Kinney Moller, Denmark, 92, $6.5, shipping
84. Keith Rupert Murdoch, New York, 75, $6.5, News Corp.
89. Philip Anschutz, Colorado, 66, $6.4, investments
89. Hasso Plattner, Germany, 62, $6.4, SAP
89. Vladimir Potanin, Russia, 45, $6.4, metals
89. Mikhail Prokhorov, Russia, 40, $6.4, metals
93. Vladimir Yevtushenkov, Russia, 57, $6.3, telecom
94. Micky Arison, Florida, 56, $6.1, Carnival Cruises
94. Curt Engelhorn, Germany, 79, $6.1, drugs
94. Friedrich Flick Jr., Germany, 79, $6.1, investments
94. German Khan, Russia, 44, $6.1, oil, banking
94. Ronald Perelman, New York, 63, $6.1, leveraged buyouts
94. Johanna Quandt, Germany, 78, $6.1, BMW
100. Dan Duncan, Texas, 73, $6, energy
100. Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor and family, Britain, 54, $6, real
estate
100. Jack Taylor, Missouri, 83, $6, Enterprise Rent-A-Car
103. Eli Broad, California, 72, $5.9, investments
104. Anil Ambani, India, 46, $5.7, diversified
104. Donald Bren, California, 73, $5.7, real estate
106. James, Arthur and John Irving, Canada, $5.5, oil
107. Yasuo Takei and family, Japan, 76, $5.4, credit
107. Y.C. Wang, Taiwan, 89, $5.4, chemicals
109. Shari Arison, Israel, 48, $5.2, inheritance, cruise ships
109. Kunio Busujima and family, Japan, 80, $5.2, gaming
109. Nikolai Tsvetkov, Russia, 45, $5.2, oil, banking
112. Michael Bloomberg, New York, 63, $5.1, Bloomberg L.P.
112. Cheng Yu-tung, Hong Kong, 80, $5.1, real estate
114. Leonard Blavatnik, United States, 48, $5, Access Industries
114. Gustavo Cisneros and family, Venezuela, 60, $5, media
114. Charlene de Carvalho-Heineken, Netherlands, 51, $5, Heineken
114. John Fredriksen, Norway, 61, $5, shipping
114. Saleh Kamel, Saudi Arabia, 64, $5, diversified
114. Karl-Heinz Kipp, Germany, 82, $5, retail
114. Robert Kuok, Malaysia, 82, $5, diversified
114. John Menard Jr., Wisconsin, 66, $5, home improvement stores
114. James Packer, Australia, 38, $5, inheritance
114. Kushal Pal Singh, India, 74, $5, real estate
114. Jeffrey Skoll, Canada, 41, $5, eBay
125. Alexander Abramov, Russia, 47, $4.9, steel, mining
125. Erivan Haub and family, Germany, 73, $4.9, retail
125. Lorenzo Mendoza and family, Venezuela, 40, $4.9, beverages
125. Sunil Mittal, India, 48, $4.9, telecom
129. Alexei Kuzmichov, Russia, 43, $4.8, oil, banking
129. Robert Rowling, Texas, 52, $4.8, oil and gas, investments
129. Onsi Sawiris, Egypt, 76, $4.8, Orascom Telecom
129. Eric Schmidt, California, 50, $4.8, Google
133. Nobutada Saji and family, Japan, 60, $4.7, beverages
134. Jeronimo Arango, Mexico, 80, $4.6, retail
134. Nicky Oppenheimer and family, South Africa, 60, $4.6, De Beers
136. Iskander Makhmudov, Russia, 43, $4.5, mining, metals
136. Akira Mori and family, Japan, 68, $4.5, real estate
136. Julio Mario Santo Domingo, Colombia, 82, $4.5, beer, diversified
136. Shin Kyuk-Ho and family, South Korea, 83, $4.5, candy
140. Kumar Birla, India, 38, $4.4, commodities
140. David Geffen, California, 63, $4.4, DreamWorks
140. Steven Jobs, California, 51, $4.4, Apple Computer, Pixar
140. George Kaiser, Oklahoma, 63, $4.4, oil and gas, banking
140. Luis Carlos Sarmiento, Colombia, 73, $4.4, banking
140. Thomas Schmidheiny, Switzerland, 60, $4.4, cement
140. H. Ty Warner, Illinois, 62, $4.4, Beanie Babies
147. Jeffrey Bezos, Washington, 42, $4.3, Amazon
147. Terry Gou, Taiwan, 55, $4.3, technology
147. Walter Haefner, Switzerland, 95, $4.3, software
147. Charles Johnson, California, 73, $4.3, Franklin Resources
147. Ananda Krishnan, Malaysia, 67, $4.3, diversified
147. Reinhard Mohn and family, Germany, 84, $4.3, media
147. Henry Perot, Texas, 75, $4.3, investments

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